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PowerGoy pensive & pacing the HomeDepot power tools aisle…
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 12/17/25 |
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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:28 PM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III Deep in thought, trying to figure out which primary color of power tool will make him seem manly and cool when his father and brother in law come for Christmas.
“Teal can’t be the right answer. Makita’s out.” “Riyobi mustard and Rigid orange. Clearly prole.” “I think the answer is Milwaukee red with a full set of the PackOut. Or is that trying too hard?”
He settles on a DeWalt system because he recalls seeing its yellow hanging from the handyman’s belt at his office downtown. When assembling the kid’s toys on Christmas Eve, he thinks he sees his brother-in-law flashing the drill to his dad with a look of “Hey, check it out” and won’t catch that it was really “Of course he got the 12v.” |