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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
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Brindle Corn Cake Giraffe
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razzle-dazzle pisswyrm
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Aphrodisiac offensive roommate national
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
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glittery ticket booth
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
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glittery ticket booth
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
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glittery ticket booth
  12/17/25
Incredible
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
boom lives
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Aphrodisiac offensive roommate national
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Stimulating blathering whorehouse keepsake machete
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
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glittery ticket booth
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
wmtp
Peach beta house
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Vengeful menage
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Vengeful menage
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Vengeful menage
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Appetizing Casino Quadroon
  12/17/25
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Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
evan39
underhanded stock car
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Brindle Corn Cake Giraffe
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Boyish garrison
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Boyish garrison
  12/17/25
who are you
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Boyish garrison
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
underhanded stock car
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Lemon Famous Landscape Painting Lodge
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Boyish garrison
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Boyish garrison
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Boyish garrison
  12/18/25
whokobe
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Appetizing Casino Quadroon
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Appetizing Casino Quadroon
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Rose Brethren
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Rose Brethren
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
unholy filthpig
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Rose Brethren
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Rose Brethren
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
Startling Locale
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Wild parlor mad-dog skullcap
  12/18/25
Stfu
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Excitant sound barrier stage
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Awkward Walnut Alpha Roast Beef
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Deep theater stage international law enforcement agency
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Swashbuckling ungodly juggernaut spot
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert
  12/18/25
Thanks.
Startling Locale
  12/18/25
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Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/08/26
Boom
topaz histrionic field sandwich
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laughsome brilliant property
  12/18/25
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LARPing to online strangers tp(s)
  05/08/26


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Brindle Corn Cake Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac offensive roommate national

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac offensive roommate national

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Stimulating blathering whorehouse keepsake machete

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: glittery ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Peach beta house

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Vengeful menage

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Vengeful menage

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Vengeful menage

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Casino Quadroon

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: underhanded stock car

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Brindle Corn Cake Giraffe

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Boyish garrison

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Boyish garrison

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Boyish garrison

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: underhanded stock car

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Lemon Famous Landscape Painting Lodge

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Boyish garrison

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Boyish garrison

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Boyish garrison

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Casino Quadroon

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Appetizing Casino Quadroon

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Rose Brethren

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Rose Brethren

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: unholy filthpig

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Rose Brethren

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Rose Brethren

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Startling Locale

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Wild parlor mad-dog skullcap

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Excitant sound barrier stage

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Awkward Walnut Alpha Roast Beef

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Deep theater stage international law enforcement agency

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ungodly juggernaut spot

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral Wrinkle Pervert

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Startling Locale

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519537)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49875080)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: topaz histrionic field sandwich

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: laughsome brilliant property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49519546)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: LARPing to online strangers tp(s)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2...#49875075)