Date: July 9th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Mainlining: The final pump. The last clean restroom before the void. The Mahchine™ offers one final brisket Sammie before logging you out.
Boom (wheeling through the aisles): This is the Vega$ of the afterlife! The soda fountains are rigged! The Beaver is a Fraud! ADM runs the fudge counter!
Evan39 (staring at a wall of t-shirts): "My Blood Type is Brisket"? How DARE they? Is this heaven or a TTT tourist trap in Hell? Chad would never be caught dead here. ...wait.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748000&forum_id=2...id#49085230)