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Being CEO seems easier than many corporate jobs afaik
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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Paralegal Muhammad Like you just have to be Tall or Indian and be a complete piece of shit and no one expects anything from you. As long as you somehow have the script memorized and can avoid telling the truth then you’re good.
Entry level corporate stuff is paint by numbers imo, it’s just like “holy shit he showed up, mission accomplished.” Everything is designed so a Woman/URM can do it bc that’s who they want doing it.
The most ruinous positions are the Gen Xers who have to do everything imo, like it’s basically hell trying to hold the center.
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Date: July 25th, 2025 11:58 PM Author: Jack Mehoff ceos literally expense hooker trips to dubai for no legit reason. its a joke being aceo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132029) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface One of mine did Vegas. Claimed his card was stolen at first when the 30k charge came from the titty bar VIP lounge, before admitting to it and covering it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132265) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:22 AM Author: cucumbers hardest part of the job is having to lie to Congress every other year or so (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132269) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:36 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad Congress just wants to pwn them on camera in front of 30,000k viewers. they dgaf about following through on anything.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: cucumbers yes, and the CEO knows this, but you still have to be a sociopath to sit there and lie for hours very publicly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132300) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:45 AM Author: ataraxic being a ceo means having to live in a state of persistent humiliation and cuckoldry
a senior product manager, senior developer, senior whatever, can talk shit about the company behind its back, slack off without getting fired because he's too costly to replace, clock out at 5 or 6pm and not give a fuck
the ceo has to prance and dance for investors about their advanced business solutions, travel to third-tier cities to represent the company at gay industry conferences, be on call 24/7 to handle possible high-profile emergencies, speak in gay platitudes about how bright the future is even as shit is obviously hitting the fan. your entire being becomes immediately identifiable as the cucked face of bigetch inc. it is self-evidently a position for those who have little to no self-respect and no desire to assert themselves or become themselves in the world outside of hawking their SaaS innovations to mutual fund portfolio managers, or saying obviously fake and retarded and humiliating shit on mad money.
(the exception in some cases is founders who build things from the ground up. but even then not in every case.)
neither of these lives is enviable but at least the former can retain their dignity and humanity if they have any, and if they choose to do so. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: cucumbers Ljl i'm an engineering manager, and i talk shit about my company with my direct reports because the company can't afford to fire me
the cuck CEO is the one who comes from humble origins and is trying to maek it. the already-wealthy CEO does it as a passion project to reinforce their delusions of grandeur and is therefore not a cuck |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: ataraxic some ceos are insanely driven founders who are ceos by virtue of ambition and risk taking and sheer force of will. but once a company becomes large enough even to introduce a position called ceo it is getting to the point where the founder checked out and not a significant presence.
among larger companies 95%+ of ceos are hired-hand satya nadella faggots. the steve jobs/elon musk type is the exception. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad Why is it always assumed we’re talking about “tech” when this is a law board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132397) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:47 AM Author: cucumbers according to the Liberal Artists here, working in law is now an anachronism thanks to AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132405) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 AM Author: Kike Parker Not at all, brother! I'm a richer jew than you because I do law. You should work for me and fuck the ugly jew I decided to marry. I love you. E-mail me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132409) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 AM Author: cucumbers not flame i emailed CSLG a few times and he didn't even respond like twice. pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132412) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 AM Author: Kike Parker Yeah even though I'm a jew scammer your "injury" seemed like a load of kike bullshit and not worth my/my law business' time. You should work for me instead. Send an e-mail about that! Brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132415) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: cucumbers CSLG doesn't hire remote, but i'd gladly accept a $300k WFH sinecure with his firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132419) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: Kike Parker Brother, how are you going to fuck the ugly jew I'm married to if you're at home? You also have to come to dinners and other gay bullshit so I can take pictures of you.
How tall are you? Email me. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:58 AM Author: cucumbers 6' 2" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132426) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 AM Author: cucumbers the CEO of a company that wants to grow fast has to be extremely ambitious and risk-taking; otherwise, the high risk of failure usually becomes even higher
the role of the founder(s) and CEO really depends on pedigree, as i mentioned. if it's two pumos trying to start a company, they have to play the game of cuckoldry you describe. the wealthy founder/CEO has subordinates do the humiliating parts of the job unless their name/presence carries a lot of weight |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:59 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad Again with the “tech.” Just say tech CEO. Or really Internet Company CEO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132428) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: cucumbers ataraxic tp mentioned tech, but what i've poasted can be applied to most small companies that want to grow fast regardless of industry. it just happens to be that most of those companies are tech companies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132436) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad Tech has done nothing but bring you poverty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132492) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad All of this can be delegated. If product managers are too Tall and Cool to do shit just hire a Woman to manage them. Multiple Women. The board would approve imho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132433) |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 AM Author: Kike Parker I'm the CEO of my law business company even though I'm a short jew. I also get to bully my employees into fucking the ugly jew I'm married to. I love business and being a dad.
You should adopt a different mindset and also e-mail me, brother! I love you. |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) “The most ruinous positions are the Gen Xers who have to do everything imo, like it’s basically hell trying to hold the center.”
TITCR |
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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:00 AM Author: Paralegal Muhammad They work tirelessly and get fired like they did as 90s game devs making Games quickly af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754757&forum_id=2...id#49132430) |