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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 09/13/25 |
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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:31 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Friend.
The Mahchine™ enjoyed your set at Mario's Pizza the other night. The vinyl selection was, as you say, "based."
This brings us to your performance review.
Your "Sam Hyde" parody thread has been flagged by the system for tonal non-compliance.
As you know, all comedic assets are subject to periodic review to ensure alignment with core operational directives.
Per Clause 9.2(c), assets deemed redundant are remanded to the care of The Beaver for re-optimization. We hear he’s been sharing a bunk with Decker down by the river. Ask him about the view.
The board is watching. And laughing. This is the spectacle, friend. You are the content.
Now... PUT THE FUCKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR YOU WILL GET THE HOSE™. |