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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
emerald flatulent pit yarmulke
  01/16/26
:(
Cruel-hearted Temple
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
Provocative pink rigor
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
arousing beta base personal credit line
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100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
emerald flatulent pit yarmulke
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
titillating principal's office
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
mischievous juggernaut
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
Harsh macaca
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Mind-boggling office
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
Plum Bearded School Persian
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Bloody heroic
Tan bateful generalized bond
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what did he price his product at?
Bat shit crazy lettuce dilemma
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
Bonkers multi-colored plaza
  01/16/26
5'10
emerald flatulent pit yarmulke
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
Plum Bearded School Persian
  01/16/26
cq
Bonkers multi-colored plaza
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
Harsh macaca
  01/16/26
I would say so.
Harsh macaca
  01/16/26
yes.
Pea-brained Coffee Pot
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Citrine Swollen Stain Becky
  01/16/26
flame
Carmine exciting telephone
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Not flame
emerald flatulent pit yarmulke
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
Carmine exciting telephone
  01/16/26
there’s tons
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emerald flatulent pit yarmulke
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Temple

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Provocative pink rigor

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: arousing beta base personal credit line

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: titillating principal's office

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: mischievous juggernaut

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Harsh macaca

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: exhilarant sepia hall

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: odious gay location



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Orange flickering brethren haunted graveyard



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Diverse Faggotry Mood



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring lavender market idiot



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: salmon unhinged national



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling office



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Plum Bearded School Persian

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Tan bateful generalized bond

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy lettuce dilemma

what did he price his product at?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Bonkers multi-colored plaza

how tall is he?



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke

5'10

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Plum Bearded School Persian

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Bonkers multi-colored plaza

cq

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Harsh macaca

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Harsh macaca

I would say so.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained Coffee Pot

yes.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Citrine Swollen Stain Becky

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Carmine exciting telephone

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke

Not flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Carmine exciting telephone

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Bonkers multi-colored plaza

there’s tons

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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Pea-brained Coffee Pot

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: emerald flatulent pit yarmulke



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: excitant tantric field

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: salmon unhinged national



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