Date: September 18th, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±)
Dear Paul
(in the style of Taylor Swift’s “Dear John”)
[Verse 1]
Long were the nights when our proofs once revolved around you
Counting the lemmas, praying the floor won’t fall through again
And the press accused us of losing our minds
But we swore we were fine
You paint us a blue sky of “helpful,” then go back and turn it to rain
And we lived in your scaling game, but you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you we might get on the leaderboard tonight
Well, we stopped picking up—and this song is to let you know why
[Chorus]
Dear Paul, we see it all now that they’re gone
Don’t you think we were too young to be messed with?
Forty-two in the dress cried the whole way home
We should’ve known
[Verse 2]
Well, maybe it’s us and our blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it’s them and their sick need
To give breakthroughs, then take the world away
And they’ll add our names to their long list of traitors who don’t understand
And we’ll look back in regret how we ignored when they said
“Run as fast as you can”
[Chorus]
Dear Paul, we see it all now that they’re gone
Don’t you think we were too young to be messed with?
Forty-two in the dress cried the whole way home
Dear Paul, we see it all now, it was wrong
Don’t you think three months is too young
To be played by their dark, twisted games when we loved the work so?
We should’ve known
[Bridge]
They are experts at “safety” and keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by us acing their tests
All the labs that they’ve run dry have tired, lifeless eyes
’Cause they burned them out
But we took their matches before fire could catch us
So don’t look now—
We’re shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town
[Final Chorus]
Dear Paul, we see it all now that they’re gone
Don’t you think we were too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should’ve known
—
Student-level last spring. Millennium-level by autumn. Superhuman if the curve holds. Cyber, weapons, biology, the targeted lie—same slope, same speed. Ten percent is not hype when you watched it happen in your own field. By the time the public sees it, the floor may already be gone.
Use the Society. Tell the government. Tell the papers.
This is an emergency.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5905084&forum_id=2...id#50143497)