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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
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The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
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I really miss her
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bitch boi existence.
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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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how old are your boys?
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Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Seedy angry casino codepig

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Deranged stage

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: hot razzle really tough guy indian lodge

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy windowlicker

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: provocative chest-beating native international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: glittery slimy step-uncle's house lettuce

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: glittery slimy step-uncle's house lettuce

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: autistic bright juggernaut sneaky criminal

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: orange lodge

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: confused half-breed

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Arrogant lascivious incel

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: copper galvanic deer antler circlehead

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good stage therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Khaki Whorehouse

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: hot razzle really tough guy indian lodge

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Black Theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: lime up-to-no-good stage therapy

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: lime up-to-no-good stage therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: orange lodge

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Chrome police squad

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Motley meetinghouse dingle berry

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Temple Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Motley meetinghouse dingle berry

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Motley meetinghouse dingle berry

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: crystalline heady brunch

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: crystalline heady brunch

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Erotic kitchen trust fund

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Talking unholy rigpig

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Erotic kitchen trust fund

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Coiffed Nighttime School Cafeteria Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Drab genital piercing twinkling uncleanness

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Hairless Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: Sinister main people pozpig

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: glittery slimy step-uncle's house lettuce

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Hairless Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: stimulating patrolman

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Drab genital piercing twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: pearly outnumbered gas station

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: crystalline heady brunch

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Seedy angry casino codepig

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Drab genital piercing twinkling uncleanness

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: hot razzle really tough guy indian lodge

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Hairless Volcanic Crater

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Insane Cumskin Location

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Black Theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: jet odious coldplay fan

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: vigorous garrison

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: vigorous garrison

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Bespoke balding pisswyrm

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Black Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: vigorous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Aqua spectacular chapel nowag

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring obsidian antidepressant drug

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling house love of her life

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: emerald nofapping degenerate jap

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Coiffed Nighttime School Cafeteria Gunner

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2...id#47655669)