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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
bespoke stead
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Vibrant Lime Private Investor Juggernaut
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
jet-lagged pisswyrm
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
nubile laughsome trailer park telephone
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Transparent ticket booth
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Transparent ticket booth
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
autistic water buffalo
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Transparent ticket booth
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Dickens
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
anna karenina
nubile laughsome trailer park telephone
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
wtf
hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Transparent ticket booth
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
contagious sound barrier selfie
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Orwell
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
...
gold faggotry theater stage
  08/27/26
...
wonderful associate
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
autistic water buffalo
  08/28/26
...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
I really can't
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Triste!
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
contagious sound barrier selfie
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
contagious sound barrier selfie
  08/27/26
oh good one
Razzle macaca
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
gold faggotry theater stage
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Brass headpube pervert
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Purple Nursing Home
  08/27/26
No.
Brass headpube pervert
  08/27/26
Dracula
Razzle macaca
  08/28/26
Im gay
bronze supple shitlib pozpig
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
wonderful associate
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
Dashing Brunch Messiness
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Heady stag film striped hyena
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
splenetic church
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Purple Nursing Home
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
splenetic church
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: bespoke stead

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Vibrant Lime Private Investor Juggernaut

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: jet-lagged pisswyrm

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: nubile laughsome trailer park telephone

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Transparent ticket booth

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Transparent ticket booth

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Transparent ticket booth

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: nubile laughsome trailer park telephone

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: hairraiser submissive sanctuary legend

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Transparent ticket booth

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: contagious sound barrier selfie

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: gold faggotry theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: wonderful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: autistic water buffalo

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Razzle macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: contagious sound barrier selfie

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: contagious sound barrier selfie

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Razzle macaca

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: gold faggotry theater stage

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Brass headpube pervert

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Brass headpube pervert

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle macaca

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: bronze supple shitlib pozpig

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: wonderful associate

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Dashing Brunch Messiness

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Heady stag film striped hyena

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Aromatic Heaven Boiling Water

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: splenetic church

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Purple Nursing Home

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: splenetic church

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...id#50138369)