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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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stirring sanctuary
  05/22/17
holy fuck
flickering locus legal warrant
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slippery white toilet seat
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
swollen flatulent business firm
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Happy Monday!
stirring sanctuary
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flickering locus legal warrant
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Puce disturbing office deer antler
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jfc
Laughsome sepia forum
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purple liquid oxygen
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Impressive Odious Prole Location
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greened.com, actually
Saffron Cruel-hearted Home
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Exciting Locale
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excitant magenta step-uncle's house
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Metal cocky set jap
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Jfc
Sinister concupiscible point hissy fit
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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COLE HAAN
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irradiated orchestra pit
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Laughsome sepia forum
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Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
talented violent blood rage
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
stirring sanctuary
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flickering locus legal warrant
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Puce disturbing office deer antler
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Idiotic Stage Nowag
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overrated church building
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Rose Boltzmann
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Patty Klotz
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Territorial haunting cuckoldry
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Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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maize kitty cat
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Doug is not a meme.
Maniacal heaven striped hyena
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Rose Boltzmann
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Rose Boltzmann
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
indigo gas station clown
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90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Marvelous foreskin
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Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
abnormal market
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stirring sanctuary
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
abnormal market
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Dashing library hunting ground
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Henna crotch ceo
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self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe
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Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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Henna crotch ceo
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heady box office
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
green supple yarmulke therapy
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Up-to-no-good codepig den
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Dashing library hunting ground
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Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
Drunken Newt
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self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe
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Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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Rose Boltzmann
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Territorial haunting cuckoldry
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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House-broken Multi-colored Factory Reset Button Plaza
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vibrant naked french chef base
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indigo gas station clown
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
irradiated orchestra pit
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Marvelous foreskin
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Violent Site
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onyx harsh address shitlib
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talented violent blood rage
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Sinister concupiscible point hissy fit
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Laughsome sepia forum
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purple liquid oxygen
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indigo gas station clown
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swashbuckling painfully honest property dragon
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe
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aqua rebellious theater stage hairy legs
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
stirring sanctuary
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Rose Boltzmann
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
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pungent school
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stirring sanctuary
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Jesus christ
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irradiated orchestra pit
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Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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Territorial haunting cuckoldry
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irradiated orchestra pit
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Exciting Locale
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
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stirring sanctuary
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: flickering locus legal warrant

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: swollen flatulent business firm

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: flickering locus legal warrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Puce disturbing office deer antler



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Laughsome sepia forum

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: purple liquid oxygen



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Impressive Odious Prole Location



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Saffron Cruel-hearted Home

greened.com, actually

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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: black reading party death wish



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Metal cocky set jap



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Sinister concupiscible point hissy fit

Jfc

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

COLE HAAN

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Laughsome sepia forum



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: talented violent blood rage

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: flickering locus legal warrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Puce disturbing office deer antler



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pit



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Idiotic Stage Nowag



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: buff bisexual corner fat ankles



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Rose Boltzmann



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: pungent school

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Territorial haunting cuckoldry



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: maize kitty cat



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Maniacal heaven striped hyena

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Rose Boltzmann

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Rose Boltzmann

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: indigo gas station clown

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Marvelous foreskin

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: abnormal market

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: abnormal market

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Dashing library hunting ground

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Henna crotch ceo



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Henna crotch ceo



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: heady box office



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: green supple yarmulke therapy

jfc this thread is toxic

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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good codepig den

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Dashing library hunting ground

FUCK YOU

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Drunken Newt

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Rose Boltzmann



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Territorial haunting cuckoldry



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

*notices this spectacle:

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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: House-broken Multi-colored Factory Reset Button Plaza



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: indigo gas station clown



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Marvelous foreskin



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Violent Site



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: onyx harsh address shitlib



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Puce disturbing office deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Comical chrome theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: talented violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Sinister concupiscible point hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Laughsome sepia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: purple liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: indigo gas station clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling painfully honest property dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed chestnut bawdyhouse giraffe

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: aqua rebellious theater stage hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Rose Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Hateful Massive Tanning Salon Volcanic Crater

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: pungent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: garnet nibblets trump supporter

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Territorial haunting cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: talking insecure cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Startling claret electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: exhilarant cyan kitty keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Aromatic temple scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: irradiated orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: honey-headed embarrassed to the bone patrolman parlour

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Exciting Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: silver indirect expression

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring organic girlfriend

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: stirring sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864497)