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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
  05/22/17
holy fuck
low-t flesh parlour mexican
  05/22/17
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Swashbuckling Topaz Patrolman
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Olive Area
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
  05/22/17
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low-t flesh parlour mexican
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Insane Den
  05/22/17
jfc
lime aromatic dilemma
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Razzle Parlor
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Angry Cuckold Mood
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Brass laughsome psychic
  01/16/18
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Wonderful Talking Locale
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lake hominid meetinghouse
  01/25/20
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Comical impertinent police squad state
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Grizzly hospital
  04/16/18
Jfc
Big sticky rehab gay wizard
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  02/21/19
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rose soul-stirring french chef
  01/24/20
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lime aromatic dilemma
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Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  07/04/21
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hairless arousing keepsake machete roommate
  04/02/23
roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Yellow Beta Heaven
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
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low-t flesh parlour mexican
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Insane Den
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beady-eyed ultramarine base persian
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Heady bawdyhouse black woman
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irradiated box office fat ankles
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adventurous brethren
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electric high-end stage love of her life
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
Crusty Public Bath Toilet Seat
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nudist elastic band antidepressant drug
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
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shimmering son of senegal
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Splenetic shivering sanctuary macaca
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Doug is not a meme.
hideous fear-inspiring yarmulke goyim
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
electric high-end stage love of her life
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
electric high-end stage love of her life
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
curious garrison
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
ocher concupiscible haunted graveyard
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
Hot Chapel
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Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
Hot Chapel
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Thriller Resort Regret
  05/22/17
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Dashing Embarrassed To The Bone Shrine Quadroon
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ruby disgusting gas station tank
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
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Dashing Embarrassed To The Bone Shrine Quadroon
  01/24/20
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vigorous fanboi
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
Sapphire infuriating pit
  05/22/17
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Rough-skinned drunken market therapy
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Thriller Resort Regret
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
Titillating Home Feces
  05/22/17
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ruby disgusting gas station tank
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
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electric high-end stage love of her life
  01/16/18
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nudist elastic band antidepressant drug
  01/16/18
*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
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navy menage dingle berry
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excitant painfully honest whorehouse dopamine
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curious garrison
  05/22/17
Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
rose soul-stirring french chef
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ocher concupiscible haunted graveyard
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Razzle-dazzle Hilarious Mother
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aquamarine cruise ship becky
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Insane Den
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aggressive internet-worthy hall
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Yellow Beta Heaven
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Big sticky rehab gay wizard
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lime aromatic dilemma
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Razzle Parlor
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curious garrison
  05/27/17
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Bistre lodge electric furnace
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
ruby disgusting gas station tank
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brindle misanthropic cumskin round eye
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
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electric high-end stage love of her life
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
sepia preventive strike
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Crusty Public Bath Toilet Seat
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Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
  04/16/18
Jesus christ
magical charismatic space
  09/15/18
phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
rose soul-stirring french chef
  09/15/18
Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
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nudist elastic band antidepressant drug
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fragrant affirmative action
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plum headpube ticket booth
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galvanic faggotry mad-dog skullcap
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rose soul-stirring french chef
  09/15/18
AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
  09/15/18
Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
Filthy thirsty degenerate
  02/21/19
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lake hominid meetinghouse
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
ebony 180 gaming laptop chad
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https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b...
Iridescent Spectacular Depressive
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Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
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Nofapping salmon coldplay fan
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: low-t flesh parlour mexican

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Topaz Patrolman



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Olive Area

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: low-t flesh parlour mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Insane Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: lime aromatic dilemma

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Razzle Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Angry Cuckold Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Brass laughsome psychic

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Wonderful Talking Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: lake hominid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Comical impertinent police squad state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Grizzly hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Big sticky rehab gay wizard

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: rose soul-stirring french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: lime aromatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: hairless arousing keepsake machete roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Yellow Beta Heaven

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: low-t flesh parlour mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Insane Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed ultramarine base persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Heady bawdyhouse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: irradiated box office fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: adventurous brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: electric high-end stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Crusty Public Bath Toilet Seat

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: nudist elastic band antidepressant drug



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: shimmering son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Splenetic shivering sanctuary macaca



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864364)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: hideous fear-inspiring yarmulke goyim

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: electric high-end stage love of her life

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: electric high-end stage love of her life

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: curious garrison

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: ocher concupiscible haunted graveyard

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Hot Chapel

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Hot Chapel

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Thriller Resort Regret

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Dashing Embarrassed To The Bone Shrine Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: ruby disgusting gas station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Dashing Embarrassed To The Bone Shrine Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Sapphire infuriating pit

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Rough-skinned drunken market therapy

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Thriller Resort Regret

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Titillating Home Feces

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: ruby disgusting gas station tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: electric high-end stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: nudist elastic band antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: navy menage dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: excitant painfully honest whorehouse dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: rose soul-stirring french chef

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: ocher concupiscible haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hilarious Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: aquamarine cruise ship becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Insane Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: aggressive internet-worthy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Yellow Beta Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Big sticky rehab gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: lime aromatic dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Razzle Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: curious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Bistre lodge electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: ruby disgusting gas station tank

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: brindle misanthropic cumskin round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: electric high-end stage love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: sepia preventive strike

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Crusty Public Bath Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: magical charismatic space

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: rose soul-stirring french chef

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: nudist elastic band antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: fragrant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: plum headpube ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Godawful indigo national lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: galvanic faggotry mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: rose soul-stirring french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Filthy thirsty degenerate

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: lake hominid meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: ebony 180 gaming laptop chad

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Iridescent Spectacular Depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Nofapping salmon coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id#49864497)