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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Fragrant field
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
dull lascivious meetinghouse
  07/06/25
underrated
narrow-minded emerald digit ratio dilemma
  07/06/25
THIS.
useless balding hominid therapy
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
green adventurous nursing home immigrant
  07/06/25
Lol
lemon pit
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Chartreuse Tanning Salon
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Jet-lagged flatulent lay
  07/06/25
...
Fragrant field
  07/06/25
...
Chartreuse Tanning Salon
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
Lavender free-loading toaster fat ankles
  07/06/25
Of course
Bright territorial theater roast beef
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Splenetic saffron gaping
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Bright territorial theater roast beef
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Chartreuse Tanning Salon
  07/06/25
No
carnelian spot
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
lilac whorehouse
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Disturbing private investor
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Splenetic saffron gaping
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Disturbing private investor
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
cerebral gas station
  07/06/25
...
Aqua Organic Girlfriend Foreskin
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
hateful masturbator weed whacker
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Jet-lagged flatulent lay
  07/06/25
noble
Disturbing private investor
  07/06/25
...
Aqua Organic Girlfriend Foreskin
  07/07/25
...
Sickened church building
  07/07/25
...
hateful masturbator weed whacker
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fragrant field

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: dull lascivious meetinghouse

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: narrow-minded emerald digit ratio dilemma

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: useless balding hominid therapy

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: green adventurous nursing home immigrant

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: lemon pit

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Chartreuse Tanning Salon

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Jet-lagged flatulent lay

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Fragrant field



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Chartreuse Tanning Salon



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Lavender free-loading toaster fat ankles

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bright territorial theater roast beef

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Splenetic saffron gaping

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Bright territorial theater roast beef

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse Tanning Salon

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: carnelian spot

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: lilac whorehouse

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Disturbing private investor

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Splenetic saffron gaping

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Disturbing private investor

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: cerebral gas station

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Aqua Organic Girlfriend Foreskin



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: hateful masturbator weed whacker

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged flatulent lay

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Disturbing private investor

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Aqua Organic Girlfriend Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Sickened church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: hateful masturbator weed whacker



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