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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
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Massive dun garrison kitty
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Ty
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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Curious Unhinged Tanning Salon Round Eye
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
stirring stag film
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
stirring stag film
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
stirring stag film
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Fuchsia Startling Point Foreskin
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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blathering university mental disorder
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Beady-eyed Angry Public Bath
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Soul-stirring pit gaping
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
Soul-stirring pit gaping
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Carmine Goal In Life
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Amber Pocket Flask School
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irate doctorate
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Lake Field
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Lake Field
  07/14/25
what a stud
Ocher diverse azn
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Jet Office
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
spectacular claret double fault international law enforcement agency
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Lake Field
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
spectacular claret double fault international law enforcement agency
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Self-centered theatre
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Carmine Goal In Life
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Swashbuckling cowardly sex offender
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Lake Field
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Floppy domesticated digit ratio
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Floppy domesticated digit ratio
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
Concupiscible house
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
stirring stag film
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
stirring stag film
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Up-to-no-good indirect expression state
  07/15/25
Best of luck
Topaz magical idea he suggested lodge
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good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
razzle senate
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Soul-stirring pit gaping
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Ocher diverse azn
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Soul-stirring pit gaping
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razzle senate
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what is this case over anyway
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Where is the link
Silver cumskin den
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Soul-stirring pit gaping
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Silver cumskin den
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Frisky box office
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Federal Selfie Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/15/25
Here he comes
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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rookie blunder
exhilarant mustard corner
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ahhhhh shit!!!
razzle senate
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Geriatric vivacious station
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Silver cumskin den
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Carmine Goal In Life
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
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Ocher diverse azn
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Geriatric vivacious station
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Really makes you think huh
Silver cumskin den
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Geriatric vivacious station
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Frisky box office
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...
Geriatric vivacious station
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Jet Office
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Lake Field
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Geriatric vivacious station
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Brilliant Faggotry
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baldmo judge tp
Carmine Goal In Life
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irate doctorate
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Self-centered theatre
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Burgundy Haunted Graveyard
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needs legal advice
Olive Mediation Business Firm
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Silver cumskin den
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Imagine?
Carmine Goal In Life
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Carmine Goal In Life
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"I can turn him straight"
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Soul-stirring pit gaping
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Silver cumskin den
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Carmine Goal In Life
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Burgundy Haunted Graveyard
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irate doctorate
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Racy lavender party of the first part
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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Ocher diverse azn
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Carmine Goal In Life
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Jet Office
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Brilliant Faggotry
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...
Frisky box office
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Federal Selfie Mad-dog Skullcap
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I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Carmine Goal In Life
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Amber Pocket Flask School
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Relatively modest recovery tp
Geriatric vivacious station
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Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Geriatric vivacious station
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razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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Further errors tp
Geriatric vivacious station
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forwent work
Jet Office
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looking at their firm size tp
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Silver cumskin den
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
hateful out-of-control stead
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*gayer
Jet Office
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
hateful out-of-control stead
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Lake Field
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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Frum Sickened Stage Hunting Ground
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kike
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laughsome high-end toilet seat background story
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Silver cumskin den
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Lake Field
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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tls fox
Burgundy Haunted Graveyard
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https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Burgundy Haunted Graveyard
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Soul-stirring pit gaping
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"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Silver cumskin den
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Vermilion marvelous gay wizard philosopher-king
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
sienna talented codepig gaming laptop
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let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Jet Office
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
  07/15/25
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Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
Crusty Multi-colored Temple
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Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
Crusty Multi-colored Temple
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
Crusty Multi-colored Temple
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We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
Crusty Multi-colored Temple
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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Defense taking umbrage tp
razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma
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I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
Crusty Multi-colored Temple
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Ocher diverse azn
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Burgundy Haunted Graveyard
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avocado theater stage antidepressant drug
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
excitant giraffe orchestra pit
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pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Soul-stirring pit gaping
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Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
Seedy Roommate
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
flatulent cream home
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stfu fag
Jet Office
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It is good to be home.
flatulent cream home
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
Amber Pocket Flask School
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Soul-stirring pit gaping
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Olive Mediation Business Firm
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
Amber Pocket Flask School
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Olive Mediation Business Firm
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
Amber Pocket Flask School
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Olive Mediation Business Firm
  07/15/25
He’s really good
Frum Sickened Stage Hunting Ground
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
Cracking Space Preventive Strike
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Silver cumskin den
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
galvanic death wish cuckoldry
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
Amber Pocket Flask School
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slaveholders were 180 tho
Jet Office
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
galvanic death wish cuckoldry
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rebellious chocolate base
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Up-to-no-good indirect expression state
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
Amber Pocket Flask School
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
charcoal filthy stage puppy
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
charcoal filthy stage puppy
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ty pumo
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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Curious Unhinged Tanning Salon Round Eye
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
Amber Pocket Flask School
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
crawly hall wrinkle
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
Amber Pocket Flask School
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crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
Cracking Space Preventive Strike
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If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
Racy lavender party of the first part
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Geriatric vivacious station
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
laughsome high-end toilet seat background story
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
Erotic jew
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Gorgeous guy
Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour
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So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Shivering abusive clown
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
Cracking Space Preventive Strike
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Massive dun garrison kitty

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Curious Unhinged Tanning Salon Round Eye



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: stirring stag film

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: stirring stag film

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: stirring stag film

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia Startling Point Foreskin

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Angry Public Bath

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: excitant giraffe orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Lake Field

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Lake Field

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Ocher diverse azn

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Jet Office

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: spectacular claret double fault international law enforcement agency

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Lake Field

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: spectacular claret double fault international law enforcement agency

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Self-centered theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cowardly sex offender

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Lake Field

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Floppy domesticated digit ratio

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Floppy domesticated digit ratio

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Concupiscible house

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: stirring stag film

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: stirring stag film

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good indirect expression state

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Topaz magical idea he suggested lodge

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: razzle senate

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Ocher diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: razzle senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Frisky box office

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Federal Selfie Mad-dog Skullcap

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: exhilarant mustard corner

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: razzle senate

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Frisky box office

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: thriller orange menage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Ocher diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Frisky box office

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Jet Office

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Lake Field

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Brilliant Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: irate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Self-centered theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Olive Mediation Business Firm

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: bateful milky corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Frum Sickened Stage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: galvanic death wish cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: irate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Racy lavender party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Ocher diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Jet Office

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Brilliant Faggotry

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Frisky box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Federal Selfie Mad-dog Skullcap

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Carmine Goal In Life

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Jet Office

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: hateful out-of-control stead

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Jet Office

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: hateful out-of-control stead

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Lake Field

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Frum Sickened Stage Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Angry Public Bath

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: irate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Lemon associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: thriller orange menage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cowardly sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: laughsome high-end toilet seat background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Lake Field

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Vermilion marvelous gay wizard philosopher-king

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: sienna talented codepig gaming laptop

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Jet Office

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve dilemma

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Temple

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Ocher diverse azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Burgundy Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: avocado theater stage antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: excitant giraffe orchestra pit

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Seedy Roommate

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: flatulent cream home

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Jet Office

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: flatulent cream home

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring pit gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Olive Mediation Business Firm

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Olive Mediation Business Firm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Olive Mediation Business Firm

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Frum Sickened Stage Hunting Ground

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Cracking Space Preventive Strike

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Silver cumskin den

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: galvanic death wish cuckoldry

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Jet Office

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: galvanic death wish cuckoldry

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: rebellious chocolate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good indirect expression state

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: charcoal filthy stage puppy

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: charcoal filthy stage puppy

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Curious Unhinged Tanning Salon Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: crawly hall wrinkle

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Amber Pocket Flask School

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Cracking Space Preventive Strike

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Racy lavender party of the first part

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Geriatric vivacious station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: laughsome high-end toilet seat background story

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Erotic jew

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal exciting parlour

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Shivering abusive clown

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Cracking Space Preventive Strike

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id#49105370)