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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Mint High-end Regret

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exciting mischievous digit ratio



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: mind-boggling obsidian hospital

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Spectacular center

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Outnumbered mahogany spot personal credit line

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Thirsty sweet tailpipe stead



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered mahogany spot personal credit line



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Anal Vivacious School

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Anal Vivacious School

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: racy ruddy native chad



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: peach juggernaut



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Flickering pistol hissy fit

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: very tactful bull headed ceo

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: onyx pocket flask

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: garnet electric den

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: very tactful bull headed ceo

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: At-the-ready nowag depressive

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Exciting mischievous digit ratio



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Garrison Immigrant

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: At-the-ready nowag depressive



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: At-the-ready nowag depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Useless theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: comical deep box office

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: comical deep box office

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: comical deep box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: comical deep box office

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Sable bisexual organic girlfriend pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Anal Vivacious School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: stubborn medicated library rigor

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: stubborn medicated library rigor

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: stubborn medicated library rigor

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: curious slippery pisswyrm office

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Balding Psychic Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49776406)