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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
nighttime giraffe mad cow disease
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Mind-boggling lime dilemma sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
stirring national
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Cheese-eating Dysfunction Plaza
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
irradiated site jewess
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Twisted factory reset button toilet seat
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Diverse Brunch Pervert
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Heady university
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Magical tantric psychic public bath
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
orchid school cafeteria
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Frozen bull headed tanning salon
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Glittery church building
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Flesh Greedy Persian Genital Piercing
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Motley Menage
  06/30/25
cr
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Magical tantric psychic public bath
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Arousing cream market prole
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Glittery church building
  06/30/25
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Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Frozen bull headed tanning salon
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Motley Menage
  06/30/25
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Irate Ceo
  07/01/25
*bussy
hairraiser set
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Twisted factory reset button toilet seat
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Charismatic Cuck Clown
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Orange stimulating puppy space
  06/30/25
fuck
Frozen bull headed tanning salon
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Charismatic Cuck Clown
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
nighttime giraffe mad cow disease
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Frozen bull headed tanning salon
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Arousing cream market prole
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
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self-absorbed blue home
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
stubborn at-the-ready hell
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
sinister turdskin corn cake
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
razzle white messiness
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Marvelous Senate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
shimmering principal's office bbw
  06/30/25
tcr
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
just jump
maniacal aromatic hall main people
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
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Aquamarine Death Wish
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
olive painfully honest ticket booth
  06/30/25
wow
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Nofapping Native
  06/30/25
JFC man
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Heady university
  06/30/25
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maniacal aromatic hall main people
  06/30/25
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Frozen bull headed tanning salon
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Glittery church building
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  06/30/25
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Marvelous Senate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
shimmering principal's office bbw
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
stubborn at-the-ready hell
  06/30/25
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Azure alcoholic weed whacker gunner
  07/01/25
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Irate Ceo
  07/01/25
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nubile macaca
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Hyperventilating Histrionic Field
  07/01/25
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Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad
  07/01/25
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stirring national
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
irradiated site jewess
  06/30/25
bro
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
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shimmering principal's office bbw
  06/30/25
lol
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
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Federal cerise house organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
anal stead
  06/30/25
jfc
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Magical tantric psychic public bath
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sienna coldplay fan church
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
anal stead
  07/01/25
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sinister turdskin corn cake
  07/01/25
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thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
talking big base
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Arousing cream market prole
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Frozen bull headed tanning salon
  06/30/25
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drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/01/25
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Soggy Theatre
  07/01/25
lol
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
...
maniacal aromatic hall main people
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Beady-eyed self-centered mexican boltzmann
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
cerebral red nibblets
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
lascivious pink mad-dog skullcap
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Medicated shrine athletic conference
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
gold dashing circlehead
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Soggy Theatre
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
disrespectful jew corner
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/01/25
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drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Irate Ceo
  07/01/25
😟
Narrow-minded pit liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
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Pearl exhilarant haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
holy shit
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Soggy Theatre
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bat shit crazy stag film
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Twisted factory reset button toilet seat
  07/01/25
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drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
olive painfully honest ticket booth
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Twisted factory reset button toilet seat
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Fiercely-loyal Apoplectic School
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Irate Ceo
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
flirting faggotry chapel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/06/25
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olive painfully honest ticket booth
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
cordovan floppy garrison keepsake machete
  07/06/25
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thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven
  07/06/25
lol
Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder
  07/07/25
wow
drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: nighttime giraffe mad cow disease

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling lime dilemma sneaky criminal

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: stirring national

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Dysfunction Plaza

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: irradiated site jewess

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Twisted factory reset button toilet seat

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Diverse Brunch Pervert

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Heady university

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Magical tantric psychic public bath

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: orchid school cafeteria

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glittery church building

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Flesh Greedy Persian Genital Piercing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Motley Menage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Magical tantric psychic public bath

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Arousing cream market prole

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Glittery church building

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Motley Menage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Irate Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: hairraiser set

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Twisted factory reset button toilet seat

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuck Clown

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Orange stimulating puppy space

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Cuck Clown

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: nighttime giraffe mad cow disease

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Arousing cream market prole

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed blue home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: stubborn at-the-ready hell

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: sinister turdskin corn cake

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Talented Personal Credit Line Preventive Strike

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzle white messiness

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Marvelous Senate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: shimmering principal's office bbw

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: maniacal aromatic hall main people

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: olive painfully honest ticket booth

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Nofapping Native

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Heady university

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: maniacal aromatic hall main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Glittery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sienna coldplay fan church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Marvelous Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering principal's office bbw

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: stubborn at-the-ready hell

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Azure alcoholic weed whacker gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Irate Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: nubile macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Histrionic Field

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: stirring national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: irradiated site jewess

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: shimmering principal's office bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Federal cerise house organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: anal stead

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Magical tantric psychic public bath

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sienna coldplay fan church

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: anal stead

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: sinister turdskin corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: talking big base

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Arousing cream market prole

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Frozen bull headed tanning salon

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Soggy Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: maniacal aromatic hall main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Beady-eyed self-centered mexican boltzmann

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: cerebral red nibblets

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: lascivious pink mad-dog skullcap

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Medicated shrine athletic conference

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: gold dashing circlehead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Soggy Theatre

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: disrespectful jew corner

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Irate Ceo

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Narrow-minded pit liquid oxygen

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Pearl exhilarant haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Soggy Theatre

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stag film

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Twisted factory reset button toilet seat

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Dark bateful bawdyhouse police squad

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: olive painfully honest ticket booth

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Twisted factory reset button toilet seat

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Apoplectic School

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Irate Ceo

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flirting faggotry chapel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: olive painfully honest ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: cordovan floppy garrison keepsake machete

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: thriller crimson famous landscape painting heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Frisky Hospital Mental Disorder

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: drab aphrodisiac trailer park electric furnace

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)