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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Appetizing keepsake machete
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Flesh trump supporter
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ultramarine cracking point
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
diverse tanning salon
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Excitant Station Nibblets
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
glittery low-t heaven
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Charcoal arousing jap trailer park
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Aphrodisiac piazza
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Twisted electric furnace
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Pearl Volcanic Crater Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sable sickened genital piercing double fault
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Supple senate depressive
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
balding mauve indian lodge pisswyrm
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Fragrant Philosopher-king Theatre
  06/30/25
cr
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Twisted electric furnace
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
aromatic submissive sanctuary newt
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Supple senate depressive
  06/30/25
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Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sable sickened genital piercing double fault
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Fragrant Philosopher-king Theatre
  06/30/25
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rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
*bussy
gaped amber parlor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
glittery low-t heaven
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Hairraiser theater mad cow disease
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
odious field hissy fit
  06/30/25
fuck
sable sickened genital piercing double fault
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Hairraiser theater mad cow disease
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Appetizing keepsake machete
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sable sickened genital piercing double fault
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
aromatic submissive sanctuary newt
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
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  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
useless lay dysfunction
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Filthy library puppy
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
hideous people who are hurt cruise ship
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Filthy library puppy
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Filthy library puppy
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
smoky medicated pit reading party
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Geriatric area
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
drab 180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
tcr
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
just jump
bull headed stubborn prole
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
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Frum Kitchen Organic Girlfriend
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
wow
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
khaki incel
  06/30/25
JFC man
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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bull headed stubborn prole
  06/30/25
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Supple senate depressive
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Geriatric area
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
drab 180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
useless lay dysfunction
  06/30/25
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Trip Ruddy Den
  07/01/25
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rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Sapphire Razzle-dazzle University
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abnormal vigorous whorehouse
  07/01/25
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Ultramarine cracking point
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Excitant Station Nibblets
  06/30/25
bro
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
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drab 180 wrinkle
  06/30/25
lol
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
chartreuse resort fat ankles
  06/30/25
jfc
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Twisted electric furnace
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
frisky histrionic digit ratio center
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
razzmatazz crackhouse
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
chartreuse resort fat ankles
  07/01/25
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hideous people who are hurt cruise ship
  07/01/25
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razzmatazz crackhouse
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
abnormal vigorous whorehouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Beta Demanding Dragon
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
aromatic submissive sanctuary newt
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sable sickened genital piercing double fault
  06/30/25
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navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/01/25
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Out-of-control forum
  07/01/25
lol
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
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bull headed stubborn prole
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
comical fluffy new version
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
electric magenta location french chef
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Titillating indecent deer antler space
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Misanthropic cordovan base
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
stimulating red gunner
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Out-of-control forum
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Razzle Know-it-all State
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/01/25
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navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
😟
Startling main people
  07/01/25
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splenetic codepig
  07/01/25
holy shit
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Out-of-control forum
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Multi-colored Chapel Becky
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
abnormal vigorous whorehouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
glittery low-t heaven
  07/01/25
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navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
abnormal vigorous whorehouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
abnormal vigorous whorehouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
glittery low-t heaven
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
talented cumskin
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Swollen really tough guy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/06/25
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Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Marvelous faggotry
  07/06/25
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razzmatazz crackhouse
  07/06/25
lol
Amethyst big azn stock car
  07/07/25
wow
navy ungodly rehab generalized bond
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Appetizing keepsake machete

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Flesh trump supporter

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine cracking point

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: diverse tanning salon

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant Station Nibblets

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: glittery low-t heaven

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Charcoal arousing jap trailer park

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac piazza

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Twisted electric furnace

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Pearl Volcanic Crater Gay Wizard

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Supple senate depressive

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: balding mauve indian lodge pisswyrm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king Theatre

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Twisted electric furnace

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: aromatic submissive sanctuary newt

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Supple senate depressive

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Philosopher-king Theatre

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: gaped amber parlor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: glittery low-t heaven

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater mad cow disease

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: odious field hissy fit

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser theater mad cow disease

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Appetizing keepsake machete

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: aromatic submissive sanctuary newt

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: blue contagious famous landscape painting liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: useless lay dysfunction

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Filthy library puppy

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt cruise ship

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Filthy library puppy

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Filthy library puppy

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: smoky medicated pit reading party

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Geriatric area

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: drab 180 wrinkle

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: bull headed stubborn prole

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Frum Kitchen Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: khaki incel

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac piazza

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bull headed stubborn prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Supple senate depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: frisky histrionic digit ratio center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Geriatric area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: drab 180 wrinkle

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: useless lay dysfunction

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Trip Ruddy Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Cerebral flickering brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Razzle-dazzle University

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: abnormal vigorous whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine cracking point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Excitant Station Nibblets

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: drab 180 wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: exhilarant scarlet headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: chartreuse resort fat ankles

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Twisted electric furnace

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: frisky histrionic digit ratio center

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: chartreuse resort fat ankles

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: abnormal vigorous whorehouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Beta Demanding Dragon

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: aromatic submissive sanctuary newt

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sable sickened genital piercing double fault

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Out-of-control forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: bull headed stubborn prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: comical fluffy new version

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: electric magenta location french chef

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Titillating indecent deer antler space

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Misanthropic cordovan base

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: stimulating red gunner

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control forum

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Razzle Know-it-all State

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Startling main people

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: splenetic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Out-of-control forum

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Chapel Becky

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: abnormal vigorous whorehouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: glittery low-t heaven

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: abnormal vigorous whorehouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: abnormal vigorous whorehouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: glittery low-t heaven

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: talented cumskin

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: rebellious unholy ape haunted graveyard

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Swollen really tough guy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Vermilion orchestra pit international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Marvelous faggotry

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: razzmatazz crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Amethyst big azn stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: navy ungodly rehab generalized bond

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)