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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Coral newt pervert superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: Coral newt pervert a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder
Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: Coral newt pervert dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899153) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: Coral newt pervert white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over. whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.
without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: Coral newt pervert Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: Coral newt pervert Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Coral newt pervert tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49929205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Coral newt pervert the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world. Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: Coral newt pervert Denise Frazier
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Coral newt pervert yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#50048514) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Violent Kitchen Mental Disorder Superior gooK culture DURR DURR
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894888) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: sable appetizing blood rage "Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Sadistic peach cuckoldry halford His moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894372) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Maroon mad cow disease dragon “She then left him and took the dog with her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894384) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Olive Brethren Really puts the B in LGBTQ+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894386) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Olive Brethren But she was old enough in dog years! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894390) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: disgusting business firm So a dog licking your cock is illegal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Olive Brethren I thought this was America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Snowy Odious Stead it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage (Guy who thinks about these things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Trip Indian Lodge Gunner Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894764) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Fragrant theatre SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: provocative address all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Glittery yellow persian what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894918) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage It’s in the second best neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894951) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Fragrant theatre why does every room look so fucking tiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894961) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Maroon mad cow disease dragon Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894967) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: sable appetizing blood rage Disco Fries, do NOT click the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894981) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895055) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: bateful medicated prole toaster Yeah, and he had a really big house, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896118) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896763) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: pale cumskin old irish cottage Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896765) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: thriller pearl den jfc no taste. what's even the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49896807) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: disgusting business firm That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49899251) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: brindle field mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894900) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: abusive cerebral dilemma partner There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49894936) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: big ceo Where was he allowed to marry his dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895068) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM Author: abusive cerebral dilemma partner Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895725) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: big ceo Amazing 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: tripping arousing set This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id#49895073) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM Author: abusive cerebral dilemma partner Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.
Wikipedia opines, in part:
In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.
In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]
In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]
A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]
In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]
The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]
Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]
Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]
In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]
In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26] See also
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