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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
orange parlour pervert
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Aromatic Macaca Yarmulke
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Provocative range old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
onyx persian pozpig
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
concupiscible home
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
galvanic lavender pistol
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Demanding Ebony Travel Guidebook
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chrome talented theater cuckold
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Out-of-control indian lodge
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
comical wrinkle
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cobalt Trailer Park
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Mind-boggling school
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
razzmatazz cowardly hissy fit
  06/30/25
cr
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Out-of-control indian lodge
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Umber stain
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cobalt Trailer Park
  06/30/25
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Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
razzmatazz cowardly hissy fit
  06/30/25
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spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Lemon exciting university private investor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
galvanic lavender pistol
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
180 wild queen of the night area
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
marvelous weed whacker electric furnace
  06/30/25
fuck
Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
180 wild queen of the night area
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
orange parlour pervert
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Umber stain
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
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milky cuck locus
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Bearded violent preventive strike
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Razzle station corn cake
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
hateful gaming laptop
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Razzle station corn cake
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Razzle station corn cake
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Khaki Alcoholic Step-uncle's House Deer Antler
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Godawful Puppy National
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  06/30/25
tcr
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
just jump
arrogant den sex offender
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
...
Zippy avocado shrine
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cracking twisted circlehead
  06/30/25
wow
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Cheese-eating Learning Disabled Business Firm Main People
  06/30/25
JFC man
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chrome talented theater cuckold
  06/30/25
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arrogant den sex offender
  06/30/25
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Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Cobalt Trailer Park
  06/30/25
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sickened church
  06/30/25
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appetizing heaven
  06/30/25
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Godawful Puppy National
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Bearded violent preventive strike
  06/30/25
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flirting crimson forum
  07/01/25
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spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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Charcoal Incel
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
violet ape
  07/01/25
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Harsh shitlib
  07/01/25
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Provocative range old irish cottage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
concupiscible home
  06/30/25
bro
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
...
Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann
  06/30/25
lol
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
...
Excitant karate clown
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Diverse mediation
  06/30/25
jfc
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Out-of-control indian lodge
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
sickened church
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
appetizing heaven
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Diverse mediation
  07/01/25
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hateful gaming laptop
  07/01/25
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appetizing heaven
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Harsh shitlib
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
electric drab nowag
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Umber stain
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Medicated locale immigrant
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Irradiated becky orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Medicated locale immigrant
  07/01/25
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tripping glassy elastic band
  07/01/25
lol
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
...
arrogant den sex offender
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Aphrodisiac Cyan Fat Ankles Space
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
lilac soul-stirring really tough guy windowlicker
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
territorial brunch athletic conference
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
histrionic institution volcanic crater
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Insane Curious Dilemma Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
tripping glassy elastic band
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Floppy marketing idea
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Medicated locale immigrant
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/01/25
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Medicated locale immigrant
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
😟
indigo stimulating feces fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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effete burgundy patrolman personal credit line
  07/01/25
holy shit
Medicated locale immigrant
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
tripping glassy elastic band
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
hideous school cafeteria potus
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Harsh shitlib
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
galvanic lavender pistol
  07/01/25
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Medicated locale immigrant
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Harsh shitlib
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Harsh shitlib
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
cracking twisted circlehead
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
galvanic lavender pistol
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Medicated locale immigrant
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
startling antidepressant drug dog poop
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
titillating bonkers roommate
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Medicated locale immigrant
  07/06/25
...
cracking twisted circlehead
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Translucent Self-absorbed Menage Haunted Graveyard
  07/06/25
...
appetizing heaven
  07/06/25
lol
Vivacious friendly grandma mother
  07/07/25
wow
Medicated locale immigrant
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: orange parlour pervert

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Aromatic Macaca Yarmulke

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Provocative range old irish cottage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: onyx persian pozpig

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: concupiscible home

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: galvanic lavender pistol

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Demanding Ebony Travel Guidebook

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chrome talented theater cuckold

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: comical wrinkle

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Mind-boggling school

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz cowardly hissy fit

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Umber stain

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz cowardly hissy fit

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Lemon exciting university private investor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic lavender pistol

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: 180 wild queen of the night area

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: marvelous weed whacker electric furnace

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: 180 wild queen of the night area

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: orange parlour pervert

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Umber stain

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: milky cuck locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bearded violent preventive strike

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Razzle station corn cake

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hateful gaming laptop

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Razzle station corn cake

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle station corn cake

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Khaki Alcoholic Step-uncle's House Deer Antler

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Godawful Puppy National

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: arrogant den sex offender

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Zippy avocado shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cracking twisted circlehead

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Learning Disabled Business Firm Main People

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chrome talented theater cuckold

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: arrogant den sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cobalt Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: sickened church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: appetizing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Godawful Puppy National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bearded violent preventive strike

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: flirting crimson forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charcoal Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: violet ape

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Harsh shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Provocative range old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: concupiscible home

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Disrespectful Ticket Booth Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant karate clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Diverse mediation

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sickened church

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing heaven

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Diverse mediation

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: hateful gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: appetizing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Harsh shitlib

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: electric drab nowag

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Umber stain

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Irradiated becky orchestra pit

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: tripping glassy elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: arrogant den sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cyan Fat Ankles Space

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: lilac soul-stirring really tough guy windowlicker

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: territorial brunch athletic conference

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: histrionic institution volcanic crater

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Insane Curious Dilemma Twinkling Uncleanness

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tripping glassy elastic band

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy marketing idea

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: indigo stimulating feces fortuitous meteor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: effete burgundy patrolman personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: tripping glassy elastic band

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hideous school cafeteria potus

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Harsh shitlib

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: galvanic lavender pistol

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Harsh shitlib

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Harsh shitlib

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cracking twisted circlehead

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: galvanic lavender pistol

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: startling antidepressant drug dog poop

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: spectacular blathering sweet tailpipe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: titillating bonkers roommate

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cracking twisted circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Translucent Self-absorbed Menage Haunted Graveyard

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: appetizing heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vivacious friendly grandma mother

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Medicated locale immigrant

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id#49078889)