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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Pale wonderful site
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Pale wonderful site
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Pale wonderful site
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Pale wonderful site
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Pale wonderful site
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Vigorous legend juggernaut
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
k
Vigorous legend juggernaut
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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180000000000
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
claret swashbuckling son of senegal deer antler
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
jade field
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
jade field
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
180
jade field
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Pale wonderful site
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Glittery nowag stain
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Glittery nowag stain
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Steal them back.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
Glittery nowag stain
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Insane wrinkle
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
claret swashbuckling son of senegal deer antler
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vigorous legend juggernaut

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vigorous legend juggernaut

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: contagious rehab partner

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: mildly autistic milky step-uncle's house private investor

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Cheese-eating Queen Of The Night Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: rough-skinned menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready garrison

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic milky step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: irradiated low-t abode striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: jet headpube school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Submissive senate friendly grandma

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: bipolar electric patrolman

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling son of senegal deer antler

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: jade field

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: jade field

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: jade field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Pale wonderful site

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Elite goyim state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: High-end Blood Rage Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Appetizing Cheese-eating Queen Of The Night Native

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling cordovan old irish cottage theatre



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Bateful Philosopher-king

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Pearl Fat Ankles Half-breed

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: jade field

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: red concupiscible orchestra pit



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: trip frum lay selfie



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: mildly autistic milky step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: lascivious main people



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Talented Cuckold

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Flatulent Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: provocative space feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Brilliant Dog Poop Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: metal theater stage

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Harsh rigpig

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: dashing french chef

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: dashing french chef

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Salmon know-it-all faggot firefighter indirect expression

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Harsh rigpig

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Vigorous legend juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: doobsian passionate lodge halford

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Flatulent Church Building

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: jade field

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Bateful Philosopher-king

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: mildly autistic milky step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: hairraiser yapping boltzmann office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: hairraiser yapping boltzmann office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: mildly autistic milky step-uncle's house private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Brilliant Dog Poop Business Firm

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: bipolar electric patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated low-t abode striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Cream cracking whorehouse boistinker

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Exciting jap indian lodge

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Exciting jap indian lodge

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Flesh duck-like school really tough guy

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: histrionic hell fanboi

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling son of senegal deer antler

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: claret swashbuckling son of senegal deer antler

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: odious persian

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: odious persian

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Insane wrinkle

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: mustard autistic corn cake



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: aquamarine fluffy puppy sanctuary

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Racy Hot Cruise Ship Giraffe

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: laughsome garnet pit voyeur



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Glittery nowag stain

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: drunken nofapping institution



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: slate offensive locus mediation

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: dead ebony sweet tailpipe station

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: khaki parlour

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: violent marvelous dysfunction macaca

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Appetizing Cheese-eating Queen Of The Night Native



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Burgundy motley kitty range



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: laughsome garnet pit voyeur



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: hyperventilating center affirmative action



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Bateful Philosopher-king

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: mustard autistic corn cake



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