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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Fragrant Volcanic Crater
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
kink-friendly stirring crotch location
  03/02/24
...
Flesh boyish pervert senate
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
canary odious goyim round eye
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Fragrant Volcanic Crater
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
canary odious goyim round eye
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Fragrant Volcanic Crater
  03/02/24
lmao
bright hospital
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
charcoal vibrant stag film
  03/03/24
...
spectacular incel
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Stimulating filthy sanctuary
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
flickering medicated liquid oxygen
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
flickering medicated liquid oxygen
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
laughsome tank
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Chestnut Mood Wrinkle
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Peach floppy space
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Ivory area selfie
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
trip cream den
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
know-it-all idea he suggested
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
diverse hunting ground
  03/02/24
...
Transparent generalized bond dysfunction
  03/02/24
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Swashbuckling green principal's office
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Transparent generalized bond dysfunction
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
Swashbuckling green principal's office
  03/02/24
...
bright hospital
  03/03/24
...
Disrespectful forum jewess
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
multi-colored bbw
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
violent native jap
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
violent native jap
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Pink big-titted brunch
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
canary odious goyim round eye
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Saffron Blathering Abode
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
coral legend depressive
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
hot mediation
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Soggy reading party
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Beady-eyed Fantasy-prone Filthpig
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Peach floppy space
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
laughsome tank
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
know-it-all idea he suggested
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
know-it-all idea he suggested
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Concupiscible Hall
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
mahogany cerebral puppy
  03/03/24
"shit"
trip cream den
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Misanthropic razzle trust fund meetinghouse
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Mischievous clear faggotry
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
cordovan unholy home
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
mahogany cerebral puppy
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
impertinent site hissy fit
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
white irradiated base gunner
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
chest-beating field associate
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
twisted mind-boggling cuck
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Soggy reading party
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
avocado ceo antidepressant drug
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Soggy reading party
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
flickering medicated liquid oxygen
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Soggy reading party
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Stimulating filthy sanctuary
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
mahogany cerebral puppy
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
exhilarant naked heaven
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Soggy reading party
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Soggy reading party
  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Bull Headed Duck-like Potus
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
know-it-all idea he suggested
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
know-it-all idea he suggested
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Ivory area selfie
  03/11/24
...
Bull Headed Duck-like Potus
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
exhilarant naked heaven
  03/11/24
120
Aggressive house
  03/11/24
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spectacular incel
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Soggy reading party
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Peach floppy space
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Flesh boyish pervert senate
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
gaped rehab doctorate
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Bull Headed Duck-like Potus
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
charismatic sexy chapel
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
impertinent site hissy fit
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
white irradiated base gunner
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
avocado ceo antidepressant drug
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
racy locale fortuitous meteor
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Soggy reading party
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
laughsome tank
  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
gaped rehab doctorate
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Soggy reading party
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Carnelian Contagious Foreskin
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
laughsome tank
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Soggy reading party
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Flesh boyish pervert senate
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
white irradiated base gunner
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
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  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Fragrant Volcanic Crater

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly stirring crotch location

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Flesh boyish pervert senate



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: canary odious goyim round eye

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Volcanic Crater

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: canary odious goyim round eye

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Fragrant Volcanic Crater

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: bright hospital

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: charcoal vibrant stag film

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Stimulating filthy sanctuary

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: flickering medicated liquid oxygen

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: flickering medicated liquid oxygen

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: laughsome tank

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Chestnut Mood Wrinkle

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Peach floppy space

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Ivory area selfie

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: trip cream den

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: know-it-all idea he suggested

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: diverse hunting ground

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Transparent generalized bond dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green principal's office



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Transparent generalized bond dysfunction

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling green principal's office

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: bright hospital



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Disrespectful forum jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: multi-colored bbw

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: violent native jap

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: violent native jap

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Pink big-titted brunch

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: canary odious goyim round eye

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Saffron Blathering Abode

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: coral legend depressive

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: hot mediation

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fantasy-prone Filthpig

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Peach floppy space

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: laughsome tank

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: know-it-all idea he suggested

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: know-it-all idea he suggested

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hall

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: mahogany cerebral puppy

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: trip cream den

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle trust fund meetinghouse

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: metal glassy masturbator

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Mischievous clear faggotry

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: cordovan unholy home

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: mahogany cerebral puppy

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: impertinent site hissy fit

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: white irradiated base gunner

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: chest-beating field associate

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: twisted mind-boggling cuck

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: avocado ceo antidepressant drug

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: flickering medicated liquid oxygen

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Stimulating filthy sanctuary

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: mahogany cerebral puppy

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: exhilarant naked heaven

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: exhilarant naked heaven

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: sienna school gay wizard



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Bull Headed Duck-like Potus

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: know-it-all idea he suggested

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: know-it-all idea he suggested

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Ivory area selfie

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Duck-like Potus



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: exhilarant naked heaven

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Aggressive house

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: spectacular incel



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: bistre supple library



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: snowy friendly grandma public bath



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Peach floppy space

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: gaped rehab doctorate

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: racy locale fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Indecent step-uncle's house keepsake machete

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Flesh boyish pervert senate



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: gaped rehab doctorate

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Bull Headed Duck-like Potus

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: charismatic sexy chapel

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: impertinent site hissy fit

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: white irradiated base gunner

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: avocado ceo antidepressant drug

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: racy locale fortuitous meteor

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: laughsome tank

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Autistic orchestra pit lettuce



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mauve rigor



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: ebony parlor



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: sienna school gay wizard



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: yapping flatulent temple toilet seat

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Peach floppy space

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Soggy reading party



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: gaped rehab doctorate

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Soggy reading party

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Carnelian Contagious Foreskin

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: laughsome tank

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring national main people



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Soggy reading party

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Flesh boyish pervert senate

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: sienna school gay wizard



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: motley cobalt telephone multi-billionaire

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Sick internet-worthy alpha point



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted carmine dilemma

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: titillating set community account

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Sepia histrionic kitty cat internal respiration



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: white irradiated base gunner

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: fishy startling stock car

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: bistre supple library

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: tripping dashing theater stage genital piercing

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Indecent step-uncle's house keepsake machete

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: exhilarant naked heaven

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: orange big nibblets

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2...id#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



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