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The first and last time I tell the whole Halford story (epah)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don&rsqu...
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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM Author: Emotionally + Phys...
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? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan characte...
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Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted so...
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Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that ...
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Why did he do this? https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thre...
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Do what?
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Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halfo...
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idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted und...
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I think that is exactly what occurred, and it's hilarious.
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You have to go to Long Beach and find out. You should make a...
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what prompted this OP
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Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking ab...
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It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.
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Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulne...
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Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarra...
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What was his name?
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I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it ma...
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Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call ...
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No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" whe...
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Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at l...
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I don't know that answer either way.
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He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in...
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I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always...
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Damn, good point.
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Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need fo...
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How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without kno...
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For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure...
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All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memo...
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Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting wors...
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That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to th...
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That was in Cleveland
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I think that's close to Minnesota
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Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota
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lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.
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Should be "her and me" Jesus christ
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wtf where did that outburst come from?
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That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too
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MY halfordthread
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Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?
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It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing...
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Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surf...
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One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious ab...
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Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave...
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was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted s...
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He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.
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especially since it's well known that halford was a heterose...
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do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?
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An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.
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good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol
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The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have ...
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She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria...
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Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.
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Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>&...
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Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.
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should someone tell epah that mpm is over?
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He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026
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Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie
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If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ
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I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?
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So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astor...
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To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?
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there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don'...
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I implied that like 50 subthreads ago. Also because Halfo...
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Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex
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1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that ...
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I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his pos...
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I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. A...
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the legend of Halford only grows
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Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.
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I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.
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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, Kaiya texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555540)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

? It's just what happened. He was kind of an Aslan character in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555547)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki center dopamine

Is he the same Halford from the obituary that was poasted some time ago? (Which says he died in a single car accident in February 2019)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555551)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Most of us use our real names as our monikers, but no, that wasn't him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555557)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki center dopamine

Why did he do this?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2692367&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555569)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Do what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555580)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:35 PM
Author: vengeful love of her life

Why is he apparently larping as the Idaho Falls Robert Halford who died at the same time "Halford" disappeared?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556357)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556576)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

idk man. You think it's more likely that a poster posted under his IRL name? There have probably been 5,000 posters over the history of xo, and he'd be the first one. And your view is that that's likely?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556708)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling khaki center dopamine

I think that is exactly what occurred, and it's hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557112)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

This is like a fucking Kurosawa movie. I'm 90% sure Tamir told me that he'd ODed *and died*, but it's conceivable that she only said he'd ODed, and I just assumed he'd died because he'd stopped posting and stopped replying to my emails. But it's weird that there's no mention in that dude's obits about any involvement in the sobriety community or whatever.

Also, Halford stopped posting for more than a year before that dude died.

Edit: Yeah, that can't be him. He would've mentioned something to me about having kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557154)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

You have to go to Long Beach and find out. You should make a trip next time you're on the mainland. Tons of people at PV ought to remember him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557192)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557240)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: silver sexy shrine

You are too mainstream of a poaster to do this stupid shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555595)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: fragrant site main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555541)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: flatulent excitant voyeur regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555554)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: contagious zombie-like roast beef

nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555560)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Sapphire sinister locale

what prompted this OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555564)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Around Christmas, start of a new year, and I was thinking about how Halford had really helped us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555574)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

You sent your strung out ex-wife on a one way ticket to see a recovering addict knowing she needed to score again before checking info rehab. Another one of your brilliant life decisions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555637)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

It was Halfordtp, not some random guy off the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555687)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Can we just admit that hindsight being 20/20 sending a vulnerable person around HALFORD TP wasn't winning the genius prize?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556294)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: maniacal onyx incel trailer park

Like Doobs in HIS panel van, Mrs EPAH was granted an unwarranted extension on life by HIS Fully ERECT Phallus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556530)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: amethyst puppy

recovering addicts are the best resource for current addicts.

you're being awfully vicious to epah itt considering he made it to honor halford and you discovered an addict friend for your past passed away years after you lost contact.

what should epah have done? "sorry i'm going to decline your help because i don't want to risk my wife getting you hooked again"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556115)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Idk. I don't have a crystal ball. I don't blame EPAH for some addict's behavior. My issue with EPAH is his lack of commitment to factual evidence and the truth. Also it's just fun and games I have a lengthy history of teasing facts out of him he didn't readily admit. This has been going on for many years. I just like cross examining the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556283)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556256)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Violent maize locus international law enforcement agency

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555565)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I never got his real name. When I think about it now, it makes him a bit more mythological.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555577)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Violent maize locus international law enforcement agency

Did your wife learn his name or did he just say “call me Halford, baby” when they were on their road trip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555582)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

No idea. She and I always called him "Halford" when we talked about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555589)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Did they smash in that hotel room? Be honest. I hope he at least got that nut before dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555638)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:53 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

I don't know that answer either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555690)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Yeah but she does and you can text her right now. Say, did you ever fuck Halford?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555724)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

That'd be weird coming out of left field. Maybe next time she hits me up for a grand I'll say, "there's something from a long time ago that's always been bothering me..."

But I assume if they had, she'd just lie. And Halford was really cool to me, so I rather doubt he would have done that, especially at this particular juncture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555730)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

He's fucking dead, man. Like, shut the fuck up. K shot up in the airport bathroom, then flew to Portland. They were alone in Astoria. She wanted to score drugs. She would have done anything to get them. Now I don't know one way or another if they fucked but people who are alone together in a hotel room who like to do smack sometimes are attracted to each other. I'm not a rocket scientist. But drugs make a lot of people horny. I'm not saying it was Halford or anybody's fault. I'm just on a fact finding mission here. I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. It's better to know than to not know. Secrets eat at you forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction

I used to talk to him via email him off board too and always still knew him as Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555641)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

This story only makes sense if Tamara from the rehab clinic in Long Beach, WA also called him 'Halford'. She had to have known his real name. Doesn't add up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555649)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction

Damn, good point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555655)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 AM
Author: costumed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555657)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:50 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

Tamara only coordinated her intake, there wasn't any need for she and I to discuss Halford himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555688)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction

How did Tamara know Halford died of an overdose without knowing his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555691)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:57 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

I mean, I'm sure she knew his name, because he'd introduced us. But I certainly didn't know his name, so I wouldn't have known who to inquire about. So I assume when I texted her I said something like, "hey trying to get in touch with my friend who introduced us."

Edit: Just checked my contacts, and her name was "Tamir" not Tamara btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555694)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

For a guy who argues at the federal appellate level you sure struggle to get your details straight.

"Our mutual friend tp"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555696)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

All of this was in late 2017 or early 2018, man. I can memorize an ER, but even that only sticks for a month or two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Tamir Rice was a Black kid shot by police. This getting worse for you by the minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

That was in Minnesota or somewhere, and isn't relevant to this series of incidents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555703)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: chest-beating histrionic stain orchestra pit

That was in Cleveland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556066)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I think that's close to Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556712)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: chest-beating histrionic stain orchestra pit

Cleveland is 650 miles from Minnesota

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557061)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Provocative light location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555718)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:26 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

lol, nevermind. It’s no one. Please edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Alcoholic Curious Hairy Legs Toaster

Should be "her and me" Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556060)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

Not every xo story arc needs to include you man. WTF did you and Halford have to talk about anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555692)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: arrogant corner

wtf where did that outburst come from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555697)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555699)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:04 AM
Author: trip background story



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Citrine Roommate Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555987)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556132)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored gaping property



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: vigorous gold school

That was odd. He was backing epah up in that post too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Carnelian rebellious ladyboy space

MY halfordthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555995)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: At-the-ready Temple

mfcr fuck faggot luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556022)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Flirting Gaming Laptop

Ok so you are boner police lol. Go back to rehab you potato eating dirt monkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557272)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Sapphire sinister locale

calm down, walter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556448)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: diverse mewling sound barrier fortuitous meteor

why didn't you lay this all out when people were speculating and casting aspersions 5+ years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555576)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

She and I were still together five years ago. And it just seemed kind of raw to go into it. He legit saved her and us, but then she kind of wasted his efforts by relapsing again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555578)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: tripping selfie useless brakes

Wow. Crazy story. Did you get my Christmas card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555590)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I haven't checked the mailbox for a while. I'm having that house re-built, and we've been living elsewhere for almost a year now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555593)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:55 PM
Author: costumed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555598)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

It's a story of sacrifice, brother. He had no way of knowing whether her sobriety would last for two months or for a lifetime. The point it that he really went out of his way to help a poster, and died as a result (although he may have died anyway).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555603)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: costumed prole



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Halford alone on a cold winter night with EPAHs blasian surfer wife, "so, whadda ya wanna do, hon? I haven't done heroin in years haha."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555648)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:24 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction

One thing Halford shared with me was he was VERY curious about cucking and thought being a BULL would be both hilarious and 9827347722887. Though this might have already been apparent from some of his interests as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555661)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Jokes on him after he got that nut from EPAH's wife she gave him the last ride of his life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555666)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Rambunctious stead

was he actually a musclestud or was that flame? he posted some pics without face iirc but i can't recall if flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: avocado brethren dysfunction

Never met him but I didn’t doubt he really was a muscle stud . Not uncommon for young recovering addicts to go all in on the muscle stud lifestyle after getting clean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555689)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

Do they start off on supplements, or go straight to the roids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555741)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: claret theater stage circlehead

He was pretty yoked in a thick, solid way, not a 2% body fat kind of way, so I assumed he was on something but not hardcore roids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556015)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic Curious Hairy Legs Toaster

He lifted a lot but he was actually a clothemo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556065)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: clear boyish weed whacker indian lodge

😢

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556264)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: stirring violent library wagecucks

especially since it's well known that halford was a heterosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557161)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: amethyst puppy

the whole purpose of him giving her a ride is so a former addict was there to help get her to intake. which was the whole point of having her go to rehab out of state. this isn't uncommon at all. she had a better chance getting to rehab being driven by a former addict familiar with junkie excuses than some uber driver who isn't going to resist if she's like "just drop me off in the sketchy part of spokane instead please :)"

of course the flip side is that she could tempt the recovering addict into relapse with "tee hee just one last hit before i get clean, hey you want some too :)" which i bet is what happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556177)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: costumed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557582)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Ok riddle me this Halford was stopping by rehab clinics multiple times per month and was deeply invested in recovery, helping former addicts, tracking them down, had a lot of friends who were in recovery. It seemed to be a huge part of his life. He seemed determined to save as many lives as he could and was actively involved in the process and was around other recovering addicts and people relapsing all the time. What was it specifically about Mrs. EPAH that caused him to throw it all away?

We still don't know her side of the story. She was with him in Astoria. What happened that night. They scored some dope. He helped her get it. After years and years in recovery he was like fuck it I'm gonna shoot that junk in my veins. Why now, vs any other time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557624)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Cracking anal address personal credit line

(at that time just one) transkid TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555604)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Transparent Electric Furnace Friendly Grandma

what you are saying is Halford was a character you created so you could say all the things you really felt beneath the shitlib facade, but had to kill him when you and your black wife got back together?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555630)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: razzle orchid box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556046)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Trans kids, Costco deposition, Tamara, reborn salmon, Washington... It's true... All of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555633)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: chestnut dog poop native

NONE of those groups are "marginalized" - you're living in the 1950s Deep South



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555665)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: costumed prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555673)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:01 AM
Author: Turquoise Becky

do you ever wish youd just shelled out for an uber instead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

An Uber from Portland to Long Beach? It's like 3 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555702)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: Turquoise Becky

good point it probably wouldve cost like 150 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555706)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

The ride turned out fine for my wife. I couldn’t have known that I was actually endangering *Halford.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

She fucked and sucked his brains out in the hotel in Astoria before and after they chased the dragon, leading Halford down a path of ecstasy and lust and pure harmony with the universe from which he would never recover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555727)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:37 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

Neither of them would have betrayed me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555732)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

No one high on heroin is much of an upholder of the honor code, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555737)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:58 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555742)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: amethyst puppy

heroin isn't a sex drug. it's more associated with declining libido and the ability to function sexually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556119)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz indigo sanctuary round eye

Halford's libido declining 99.999% >>>>>>>>>> magic Johnson's libido in 1985 after ingesting 50000k cc's of poppers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556133)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: Provocative light location

Did Uber even exist in 2016? I honestly can't remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555717)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: gaped massive cruise ship striped hyena

yes and it was cheap back then because they were operating at a loss in order to gain marketshare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:07 AM
Author: bonkers trump supporter house

Huh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555707)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

'But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.'

LAWYERS ARE SCUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555740)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

Threads like this provide me with so much clarity on the reality of my marriage. I'm never getting divorced now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555743)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: carmine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556076)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:03 AM
Author: Supple Sienna Internal Respiration Cuck

should someone tell epah that mpm is over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: Provocative light location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555763)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my contest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555764)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: thriller mildly autistic whorehouse newt

someone needs to find you 11,000 votes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557118)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: carmine senate

He waited until Jan. 1, so thread is eligible for 2026

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556077)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: frisky theatre mental disorder

Stupid boring flame I posted halfords actual obituary years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555759)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: confused tanning salon

That was a fake obit, planted by people who had an interest in concealing the truth. This is the real Halford. https://www.linkedin.com/in/rob-halford-7046bb260?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555765)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: big trust fund piazza

Wasn't there a local news article about the car accident? Also some posters had noted that he had posted about getting into some horrible wrecks in the past because of his speeding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556180)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556232)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: burgundy mad-dog skullcap

Thanks for the details.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49555762)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: emerald vivacious meetinghouse

I'm certain this is ~80% true and ~20% lies/made up because you either think it's funny or just can't help yourself.

However I have no idea which 20% is made up. that's how I know EPAH has an extremely high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556017)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen Toilet Seat

Feel like his wife confirming he OD'd is probably a lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556196)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

If you read his post you can tell he doesn't have a high IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557025)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: tantric crotch den

so in addition to grooming and abusing your sons to the point that they mutilated themselves and enabling your drug addict wife past the point of no return, you also are responsible for the death of a good poaster because you were too busy (probably suing yet another small business) to drive your crackwhore wife to rehab yourself?

you're just an all around great guy! seems like ditching the whole mormon thing and becoming a west coast faggot has worked out really well for you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556021)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Bateful laser beams stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556037)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: razzle orchid box office

I thought he reps small businesses against big corporations?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556049)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: carmine senate

No one other than the addict can decide to pick up again. Halford should have known better than to do a 12th step call alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556079)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: carmine senate

Ty for telling. Don’t feel guilty. Addicts do stuff like this and I know for me that when I am often on the verge of a relapse my urge to 12th step (help a stranger) goes into overdrive, so I would do aggressive service work, but then the relapse was always 100 percent on me. Halford should have coordinated with a friend to go pick her up. One rule of service calls is that you never do them alone for exactly this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556064)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: amethyst puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556120)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Arousing University Multi-billionaire

So they're in a snow storm in the tiny, remote town of Astoria, WA (population 10,000) and somehow in the middle of the night in the middle of this snow storm in the middle of nowhere they are able to find a place to buy heroin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556075)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: amethyst puppy

lmao so many poasters in this thread have CLEARLY never had any experience with addicts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556178)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Snowy Kitchen Toilet Seat

I don't have experience with addicts but can imagine them finding creative ways to get their fix. Pls elaborate on how you think this might have gone down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556194)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

To be fair addicts view the world an entirely different way. They can sniff it a mile a way. There's people doing drugs hidden in plain sight everywhere. And they have secret ways of signaling one another. It's obviously covert and you and I aren't gonna know what street corner to walk to. But addicts have ways of knowing their whole life revolves around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556220)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: amethyst puppy

an addict will go through hell to get their fix. a snowy night in a small town isn't going to get in the way of that. plus he picked her up from fucking portland and knew the area so ljl at this quotemo questioning the ability to score to doubt the truth of this tale.

the tale seems true at least from epah's POV. i suspect that they scored in portland and went to the hotel to specifically to get high, rather than losing their will while at the hotel they were forced to shelter at. epah's wife likely just added the hotel sheltering part to avoid some accountability for relapsing (and likely tempting halford to fatally relapse).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556242)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

To be clear for the record you don't think they smashed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556251)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: amethyst puppy

there's no indication one way or the other. dope fiends don't do a whole lot of fucking. and if they were mutually relapsing, they would be way more excited about getting high than getting their rocks off.

kike kabal's theory below is plausible one where the former mrs. epah tempted halford into scoring for her with sex. that happens all the fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

I implied that like 50 subthreads ago.

Also because Halford hadn't relapsed yet he was probably hornier than he was fiending. He was thinking about brown sugar not the needle. I can see him being reluctant about getting high but after some good lovin being like ah fuck it, the moment is too perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556299)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557062)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Bateful laser beams stage

halford prob wanted to fuck, wifey said ok but you need to score some dope first, and they hooked up in the portland hotel. halford gave his life for board content. what a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556262)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Also ljl at this whole thing about Halford being such an amazing friend to EPAH he was willing to do all this all for the wife free of charge. Like heaven forbid he was going to mix in a little 13 steppin. But oh, no, he was such a good guy, Halford tp, he would never be thinking about a little extra on the side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556391)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: amethyst puppy

you're the only one itt laser focused on that but it's speculation and unknowable. of course anyone reading this story would think it's possible they fucked. but halford is dead and epah's wife didn't cop to it, so what's the point?

ime recovering addicts are *VERY* motivated to help current addicts, and addicts relapsing on dope are *WAY* more interested in dope than sex. so the story seems plausible and if i had to bet i'd put my money on not fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556483)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Just depends on if he relapsed before or after they had sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556489)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Provocative light location

My niece is a recovered opioid addict. She was famous for always being able to score drugs when she was visiting a new town. One of her friends quoted her as saying, "Go to a sketchy part of town and look for a black dude hanging out on the street doing nothing for a long time." Today she denies ever saying that. Who knows?

Regardless, it is very easy to believe that an opioid addict managed to score drugs in an unfamiliar city. I have seen this happen many times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557124)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: stirring violent library wagecucks

i don't think someone addicted to fentanyl would do something as dangerous as going outside when it snows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557168)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Sooty offensive office ape

1. Do you think your ex-wife and Halford fooled around that night in the hotel?

2. Did you ever get to surf in Long Beach?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556184)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I'd guess they probably didn't. Halford wasn't like his posting schtick, and gunnerattt is right that addicts like drugs way more than they like sex.

Lol, never surfed there. I only visited twice -- once before the Costco depo, and then again with the kids on our way to a family reunion in Stehekin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556660)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: Sooty offensive office ape

I agree with you on #1, they probably just used and slept. Arguably more intimate tbqh.

Long Beach isn’t particularly a good place to surf but it’s about as good as it gets up there. Everyone from Seattle to Portland heads there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556700)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king

the legend of Halford only grows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556205)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Sapphire sinister locale

grow it big, show it big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556505)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556701)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: bossy free-loading scourge upon the earth parlour

Know it's big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557677)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557858)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: deep concupiscible sandwich

1) Your claim that you don't know his name is not credible. If this was a trial you would get destroyed under cross-examination on that statement alone and probably impeached

2) Doobs said you were lying about this the last time he posted here. Your response?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556239)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Bistre duck-like wrinkle casino

what did doobs say exactly? doobs's passion was exchanging pics and personal information about posters so i'd believe him over epah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556426)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

1. Why's that? I've met 4-5 posters, and only learned the names of two of them. We exchanged maybe 10 emails and talked on the phone either once or twice, but don't you think it would be weird to be like, "Hey man, thanks for coordinating this. Just one thing though: I need to know your name."

2. I don't remember that, but why would doobs know shit about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556672)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

If you have his phone number can't you like giga law search his name and info and poast it, please? Surely you have access to one of those gay terminals that pulls up everything about everybody's life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556715)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Looks like I didn't save whatever number he'd called from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556736)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

I believe you but you are a poor investigator in any case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556745)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Balding travel guidebook

Why would you put her in the hands of some junkie. Of course they scored heroin the second they got together lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556258)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Yeah who possibly could have foreseen this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556289)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

This was answered by gunnerattt above. In my experience, approximately 98% of the people who work in the sobriety industry are recovering addicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: frisky theatre mental disorder

January 14, 2014 the weather in portland was not snowy at all https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/portland-or/historic?month=1&year=2014

There was nor a single day of snow the entire month

But maybe its a typo and he means 2017. There wasn't any snow then either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556271)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Oh yeah, it was March 2014 when she relapsed and Jan. 14, 2017 when she flew to Portland, iirc. I'm not the one who witnessed snow either way, that's just what I was told.

Edit: I'll tell you when there was a huge snowstorm though -- on Superb Owl Sunday that year. That's when I flew into Portland and drove up to Long Beach. It was so heavy it brought down a tree across the road in front of me. But this dude in a sedan popped his trunk and whipped out a chainsaw and bucked it up in 5 mins and we dragged it off the road.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556685)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

(Art Blank trying desperately to forget)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556722)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: slimy genital piercing giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556290)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: mauve church

I don't know what to say other than I hope your ex is clean. You did the right thing, too. I can't imagine what that addiction is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556297)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: amethyst puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556486)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Ty man and thanks for the well wishes, but she's still using something. Like my two oldest are home from college on their break, and she keeps making plans to see them but then the plans always fall through. Poor things, but they know they can't really count on her to do the things she aspires to do, so they get by.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556698)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Terrible situation. What is she doing to where she can't make time for her kids like what's her day to day life like. Like is she just sitting on the couch doing drugs and that's why she can't show up? What an extremely fucked up situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556733)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

I'm guessing something like that, but I don't really care to inquire. FWIU, dopeheads' lives primarily revolve around either getting dope, or getting money for dope. It's a full-time job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556755)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

That's completely insane. I can't even imagine enjoying drugs let alone making my whole life about it.

How cum Watchmen and Halford are det but Mrs. EPAH can do drugs every day and still survive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556760)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: amethyst puppy

they don't "enjoy it" per se. every one of them wishes they never started, which is why they frequently go through the painful process of trying to quit.

imagine you woke up and your life was utterly fucked. you're poor, jobless, have alienated all your friends and family, have no opportunities, and you're the sickest you've ever felt and so hungry you feel like you haven't eaten in a week. and there's a piece of cake on the table that if you eat it everything will be fixed -- you'll feel the best *anyone* has ever felt *ever*. that's a hard thing to resist, especially when the path to getting your life back to ordinary is insanely difficult. how hard would it be for a non-addict who found himself in that situation to get any job, mend fences, live without any joy or luxuries until he scratched out a modest yet strenuous way of life like being a roofer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556940)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

You would think sanity would prevail at some point. It only makes sense if you assume that for addicts the feeling of being high is better than it would be for any of us. If Trump were strapped down and went on the heroin ride of his life you can guarantee that he wouldn't go down that path. For 99% of people the high of hard drugs isn't better than lots of things in their life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556978)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Bright rehab therapy

We just had an entire shift where huge swaths of lower/working class decided that checking out and getting high was more attractive than working a shitend job. Once that decision its made hard as fuck to reverse. That just so happened during the first time in US history people reported being worse off than their parents, drop in life expectancy, etc. etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557027)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: amethyst puppy

it's really not a hard thing to make sense of for anybody except you apparently. if you feel that way you should go shoot up a couple times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557109)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

I'm 100% sure I would not enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557125)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Provocative light location

You need to understand that opioid withdrawal is the most agonizing experience known to humankind. Childbirth is a fucking walk in the park by comparison. I have known several women who have done both, and they all said, "Yeah, given the choice, I would go into labor again rather than withdrawing. No hesitation whatsoever." I have heard it described as having every square millimeter of your body covered in severe paper cuts while you run a 105 degree fever. It is literally hell on earth.

The saddest part is that once you have a tolerance for opioids, you don't even get high any more. You have to get a hit just to fell normal again. This is why really hardcore addicts will do insane stuff like take super high doses of fentanyl or mix it with benzos or whatever, because they don't feel anything otherwise.

And there is really no way to quit without being sick for a while. If you do it at an inpatient detox, they can give you some medications to make it a little less agonizing, but it's still pretty hellish. So, quitting is a pretty scary proposition.

The other thing to keep in mind is that when you are a hardcore opioid addict, you know what you are going to do every day: Find money to get drugs, and then get drugs. All of your social relationships revolve around these two things as well. Aside from the horrifying withdrawals, getting sober and staying sober basically means that you have to find a new job and a completely new set of friends.

TLDR: There are lots of reasons why an opioid habit is really hard to kick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557137)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Watchmen told me he had a whole drug cocktail recipe for kicking opioids. He would buy a bunch of different drugs and get high for a week while kicking. He did say it was pretty bad, but was also 'proud' of how he could do it more easily than others. He always claimed to be a weekend warrior who wasn't addicted.

I never personally saw him do heroin but I never saw him sober. He was always on *something*.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557197)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Provocative light location

Several people have told me that benzos make opioid withdrawal much more bearable. The problem is that while opioid withdrawal feels like absolute hell, it's not dangerous at all, whereas adding benzos to the mix can kill you. There's also apparently some kind of mushroom that is amazing for withdrawal symptoms, but it's illegal in the U.S. A number of detox places in Mexico use it, apparently. But if you go to a regulated detox in the U.S., basically all they can do is give you clonidine and then put you on buprenorphine after a couple days. That will take the edge off, but it will still be pretty miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557531)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Don't they put everyone on methadone? Methadone clinics be absolutely poppin off imo. Long lines for junkies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557678)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: slimy genital piercing giraffe

Halford was entirely created in your mind. Truly 180 craftwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556316)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: Insecure puce party of the first part

Just another vignette to illustrate life is pretty shit no matter one's circumstances. But also that shit can be enjoyable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556318)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

Halford's last words to nude Mrs. EPAH before throwing it all away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556394)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: maniacal onyx incel trailer park

Lord PiddleSnout, the Goutiest, Girthiest, Most-Fully ERECT Poaster

EVER

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556524)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: stimulating persian

Date: January 1st, 2026 11:26 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I’ve been posting continuously since 2005. I don’t remember when I first say this new poster calling himself “Halford.” It probably would have been around 2012. IMO his posting schtick was weak as fuck -- a lot of attention-seeking stuff targeting gays, blacks, and other marginalized groups. As a confirmed shitlib, I didn’t like that stuff, but I mostly ignored him. At some point in the fall of 2013 we engaged and bickered a lot, and I came up with this meme that he's a cripple in a wheelchair. I force-memed it enough that it caught-on, and he kinda played along.

By this point I’d posted enough personal stuff that he started shit-posting about me marrying a black lady and having (at that time just one) transkid. I doubled-down on the wheelchair stuff, and we were really at each other’s throats by the end of the year. Then Christmas 2013 came, and we were posting at the same time. I forget who initiated it, but one of us posted in a thread something like “hey man, we’ve fought a lot, but Merry Christmas.” The other one replied basically the same, and from that point on we mostly ignored each other’s most extreme shit-posting. (Come to think of it, it’s kinda like how consuelatp and I came to terms).

Anyway, my wife relapsed in the winter of 2014. I didn’t post about it until that summer, after I’d sold our SF house and moved with the kids to Marin. A few years passed, in which I filed for divorce, and the kids and I got settled into Marin.

On Christmas Eve 2016, after the kids had gone to bed, my then-ex called. She said she was done with her run, and wanted to see if I could find her a treatment center. Within the next day or two I posted about that development here. In one of those threads, Halford posted something about how he knows all about this stuff, “email me brother,” and posted a throwaway.

I emailed him within a day or two and he instantly replied, explaining how he’d been a heroin addict but had been clean for several years, and knew all their behaviors. I had posted by that time how I’d taken her to plenty detoxes, and how she’d walk right out 24 hours after checking in. He explained to me that the only solution for heroin-heads is to get them to an extremely remote place where they can’t just call their dopehead friends to come pick them up. At this time he was living in Idaho, but had himself gotten clean at a place in Washington, and said he’d check with his contacts there if they’d be able to take her. The funny thing about Halford’s emails is that he used the word “rad” all the time – “these guys in WA are rad;” “it’s rad how you’ve moved on with the kids,” stuff like that.

Anyway, he put me in contact with this outfit in Long Beach, WA, and a lady called “Tamara.” She was super nice, and sorted out the details with the treatment center. By around January 10, they’d lined up a spot for her, and needed me to fly her to Portland, where Tamara said that Halford would pick her up at the airport and take her to Long Beach. So I bought her a one-way ticket from Oakland to Portland, and on January 14, 2014, swooped down to this SF hotel where she was staying, and took her for an afternoon flight to Portland. She was pretty chill, but the one hilarious thing is that she needed to shoot up in that bathroom next to the baggage claim at OAK, to ensure that she’d be cool for the flight to PDX.

After that point I didn’t hear much. Halford and I had communicated only by email, so I didn’t have his number. But after she landed in Portland, she texted me to confirm that Halford had met her there and was taking her to Long Beach.

She went directly into detox, so I didn’t hear from her for a few days. Then she started calling once she was in the residential treatment side, and everything was going well. I had a deposition of Costco in Seattle in February, so on Super Bowl Sunday of that year I flew to PDX and rented a car to drive up to Long Beach en route to Seattle. The treatment center was really nice, and she was completely normal.

She spent six months there, and then came back to the kids and I in Marin in July 2017. At some point in the following months I asked if she’d heard from Halford (who was MIA and had stopped posting by this time). She tearfully confessed that on the day he’d picked her up at PDX, it was heavily snowing or something, so they stopped at a hotel in Astoria, WA, to finish the journey the next day. Somehow the conversation turned to heroin, and they scored that night. But the next day he took her to the treatment center in Long Beach, and dutifully dropped her off.

A few days after hearing this story, I texted Tamara to ask if she’d heard from him. She said he’d died of an overdose back in January of that year. But just to be clear, he was fine when he dropped her off, and neither she nor I killed him.

Given the PNW location of these events, I envision him in the role of a heroic salmon, who returns to its place of birth to give rise to a new generation, and dies in the process. May he rest in peace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2#49555537)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556684)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Pungent Wonderful Lodge Queen Of The Night

Yes thank you for being the 4th person ITT to copy and paste OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556795)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Looks like I'd misrecalled the dates a bit -- somehow he started trying to help as of Dec. 10, then she randomly called on Christmas saying that she was done running. Here's his first email:

Dec 10, 2016, 8:29 PM

to me

http://www.puravidarecovery.org/

This place is rad, I know the people in charge, 180 dudes. There is something similar in CO, if that's better. Phoenix recovery. I visit both once a month or so. If she wants in I can speak to the head and get her set up. These guys don't give up on people, been out many a night tracking down people with the founder. Let me know if you want more info. I have seen miracles at these places my friend.

-Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556725)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

This dude was popping into rehab clinics once a month? Tracking people down with the founder? Damn with so much time around addicts it makes you wonder why he didn't relapse sooner. His whole life was hanging out with junkies but only Mrs. EPAH caused him to make the dumbest decision of his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556744)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

More of the thread. It's weird though, maybe I didn't actually ever talk to him on the phone, maybe it was only this "Louis" fellow:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 25, 2016, 8:27 PM

to Bobert

Brah I'm sure you know how addicts lie all the time, but she finally says she's done and will try a new path. If she's fuckin ready to go to Spokane, what are our next steps? 650-799-[xxxx].

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 28, 2016, 10:31 PM

to me

I am sorry it took so long to see this brother. I will get the number for Louis, he is a 180 brother. He can help you with the rest. I will have it tomorrow around noon. I hope I didnt miss a window. I know how crazy this shit is and can be. I will do whatever possible to help brother.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 10:45 AM

to me

Brother,

Spoke to Louis and Sean, they are the main bros over there. They will give you a call. Who should they ask for?

On Sunday, December 25, 2016, xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com> wrote:

xoxolawyer <xoxolawyer@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 3:55 PM

to Bobert

Brother I'm grateful for all your diligence here. I'm Mark, and should be free to answer whenever.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Dec 29, 2016, 8:21 PM

to me

Great brother. I will have Louis call you tomorrow hopefully. We will get something figured out. Just let me know the best time to have them call.

Bobert Halford <xohalford@gmail.com>

Jan 3, 2017, 10:07 PM

to me

sorry, apparently shit has been crazy around pv with he holidays and relapses. I will be on Louis to call you tomorrow. Your patience is appreciated brother, personally I am pissed it has taken this long, but I can only do so much from here, but I will do whatever I can and as soon as possible before another one is lost. I know a few long term brothers lost it on new years, but, instead of showing them the door Sean and Louis have done everything to get them back, these guys don't give up easily, but that takes time. If they are busy tomorrow, I will give you a call. Take care brother.

xoxolawyer <xolawyer@gmail.com>

Jan 5, 2017, 5:53 PM

to Bobert

Man, thank you. I'm happy to hear possibilities from these guys whenever they have a minute. I'm hopeful [she] will be ready to go at whatever convenient time. I've taken her to around seven places in the Bay Area, but once she catches her breath after 2-3 days, she just walks right out. Of course I recognize that it takes a personal spiritual change to really get there, but I feel like the geographical barrier of being in a far-removed place would be helpful.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556771)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

I wonder if Louis is still out there trying to save lives. Lots of holiday ODs apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556811)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king

strange twist. now you think Louis was the guy who picked her up and did drugs with her and not Halford? but then Halford still OD'ed in an unrelated incident?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557106)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

There is a screenplay in here somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557127)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: confused tanning salon

Nah, I'm sure it was him that picked her up. Otherwise she and I wouldn't have been calling him "Halford" this whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557149)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: Wine Exciting Doctorate Juggernaut

Heroin addiction, which doesn't exist anymore- they've all moved on to fentanyl- is 100% a full time job. We're talking youre either robbing Walgreens to sell shit to a "fence" or sucking dick off the street for $20, constantly, or youre the gf of a dealer or a guy who is doing the above things. Every last fucking detail about fetty addiction is anti-society, including how you live (homeless, or taxpayer subsidized apartment) what you eat (handouts or food stolen from Safeway), your frequent medical needs (but not too frequent, cant afford to be hospitalized or you wont get your fatty, therefore you let small infections fester to the point that only IV antibiotics will help)... this shit is 100% Satanic and if you don't believe that Satan is real, spend a week in the Tenderloin and you will believe in the battle of angels and demons like never before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556779)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

It sounds like a living nightmare. I just can't understand why people do this. I'm an alcoholic with 3 years sobriety but I quit alcohol because I kept getting arrested. I never came close to living like Tenderloin or Kensington or what have you. As much as I love booze it was never worth throwing my life away for. I can't even imagine the high of drugs bein that good. It can't be better than booze and pussy like no way. That's the ultimate high imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556800)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: carmine senate

Same, I’m an alcoholic who has ruined my life multiple times and I look at my heroin and crack friends and am mad & jelly at how good that shit must feel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556930)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

As a veteran of whatever they give you at this hospital I can honestly say I can't imagine heroin being that much better. Got the tingles or whatever on the nerfed stuff. Never went ooh this is amazing. Watchmen told me heroin was the Cadillac of drugs. He said it made him fell one with the universe and shrouded in love for all living things. Idgi. I'm just not that way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557010)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

HAtp, or SHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557018)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home

You remember him saying that right? Did he ever send you that song by James Brown? He used to talk about King Heron and functional heroin addicts and shit. Maybe you are the real Whok shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557033)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

He was obsessed with that song, lmao after I sent it to him.

Are you HAtp? or SHT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557065)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557147)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Magenta school cafeteria

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557548)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: beady-eyed learning disabled gay wizard home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557575)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: amethyst puppy



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: yellow harsh tank philosopher-king



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: carmine senate

Was he an actual truck driver? Going to Colorado and Washington once per month…he really did want to fuck peterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49556937)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: stirring violent library wagecucks

cliffs: epah got in the ultimate one shot kill after a tranny joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557143)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: flesh principal's office

Viva la Halford

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557179)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: 180 infuriating volcanic crater

Damn that’s really cool but sad. I figure he would have eventually relapsed anyway. Bummer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557185)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 11:53 PM
Author: nofapping angry milk

Positing in a historic thread

Also not correcting that just so all can see how much autocorrect sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49557932)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Floppy charcoal affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816263&forum_id=2...id#49575921)