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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the ...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
Ty bb
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
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indigo stock car
  02/17/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Gold school coldplay fan
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
based
Gold school coldplay fan
  01/18/26
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impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
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Cordovan Library Kitty
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Silver naked multi-billionaire partner
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
...
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
...
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
stirring point
  01/18/26
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Navy bearded sweet tailpipe
  01/18/26
...
Harsh antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads
impressive party of the first part
  02/04/26
jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full...
Glittery Yarmulke Gay Wizard
  02/04/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
?
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
(fag)
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
cr
Vibrant nursing home electric furnace
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Multi-colored den cuckold
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Glittery Yarmulke Gay Wizard
  01/18/26
💋
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Congrats!
appetizing fluffy elastic band clown
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
Histrionic bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
Histrionic bawdyhouse old irish cottage
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
cr
Vibrant nursing home electric furnace
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Odious cruel-hearted casino telephone
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Ruby son of senegal national
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
but will you?
bossy resort ladyboy
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
Ruby son of senegal national
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Odious cruel-hearted casino telephone
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
...
Harsh antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
House-broken half-breed lettuce
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
❤️
House-broken half-breed lettuce
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
seedy black stage patrolman
  01/18/26
...
sienna international law enforcement agency house
  01/18/26
...
Harsh antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
...
Misanthropic Obsidian Dilemma
  01/18/26
Congrats
anal abode new version
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
walnut razzle-dazzle cruise ship
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
180 you made it
Heady pungent french chef
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
!!!
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Vivacious stage
  01/18/26
congrats
nighttime regret
  01/18/26
...
tripping shrine cuck
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
talking big striped hyena
  01/18/26
When pics
walnut razzle-dazzle cruise ship
  01/18/26
Congrats
bearded racy main people weed whacker
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
bearded racy main people weed whacker
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
bearded racy main people weed whacker
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
bearded racy main people weed whacker
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
Cracking roast beef
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter
  01/18/26
GAY
Turquoise psychic trump supporter
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter
  01/18/26
...
Swashbuckling private investor ape
  01/18/26
Congratulations
Marvelous theatre
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
Thirsty exhilarant lodge
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
unholy orchestra pit
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
Turquoise psychic trump supporter
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
...
Carnelian Lascivious Persian Wagecucks
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
impressive party of the first part
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
unholy orchestra pit
  01/18/26
...
Puce Native Coffee Pot
  01/18/26
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bossy resort ladyboy
  01/18/26
180 congrats
fuchsia corn cake space
  01/18/26
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Big-titted Bateful Nibblets Trailer Park
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
Puce Native Coffee Pot
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Judgmental sandwich digit ratio
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
sienna international law enforcement agency house
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  02/20/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Big-titted Bateful Nibblets Trailer Park
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
Razzmatazz market kitty cat
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
Navy bearded sweet tailpipe
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
diverse locus
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
fragrant chocolate voyeur
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
Glassy Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  01/18/26
He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do
impressive party of the first part
  02/04/26
does your husband know that you're fat
excitant nofapping messiness station
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
bossy resort ladyboy
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
Slippery stead love of her life
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
Turquoise psychic trump supporter
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
Marvelous theatre
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
up-to-no-good aromatic chapel
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
red incel twinkling uncleanness
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Disturbing Menage
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
olive principal's office
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
brindle turdskin
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
Harsh antidepressant drug
  01/18/26
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Carnelian Lascivious Persian Wagecucks
  01/18/26
...
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
...
primrose sick toilet seat
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
boyish church fortuitous meteor
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
diverse locus
  01/23/26
...
aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  01/24/26
...
Disturbing Menage
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
Twisted frisky brunch codepig
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
impressive party of the first part
  01/24/26
Does he make you DICK DRUNK
sinister hall mood
  02/17/26
Obvs
impressive party of the first part
  02/20/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but i did the thing.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598155)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: indigo stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49677050)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Gold school coldplay fan

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Gold school coldplay fan

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Cordovan Library Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Silver naked multi-billionaire partner

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: stirring point

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Navy bearded sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: Harsh antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600014)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Ive shown him lots of Peterman & Halford threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49645622)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: Glittery Yarmulke Gay Wizard

jfc how did he react to them and does he understand the full meaning of why peterman is now working the lots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49645623)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Vibrant nursing home electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Multi-colored den cuckold

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Glittery Yarmulke Gay Wizard

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: appetizing fluffy elastic band clown

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse old irish cottage

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Histrionic bawdyhouse old irish cottage

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Vibrant nursing home electric furnace

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Odious cruel-hearted casino telephone

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Ruby son of senegal national

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: bossy resort ladyboy

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: Ruby son of senegal national

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Odious cruel-hearted casino telephone

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Harsh antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: House-broken half-breed lettuce

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: House-broken half-breed lettuce

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: seedy black stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: sienna international law enforcement agency house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Harsh antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Misanthropic Obsidian Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: anal abode new version

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle cruise ship

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Heady pungent french chef

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Vivacious stage

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: nighttime regret

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: tripping shrine cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: talking big striped hyena

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle cruise ship

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: bearded racy main people weed whacker

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: bearded racy main people weed whacker

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: bearded racy main people weed whacker

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: bearded racy main people weed whacker

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Cracking roast beef

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic trump supporter

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy electric property faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Swashbuckling private investor ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Marvelous theatre

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Thirsty exhilarant lodge

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Turquoise psychic trump supporter

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Carnelian Lascivious Persian Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: unholy orchestra pit

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Puce Native Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: bossy resort ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: fuchsia corn cake space

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Big-titted Bateful Nibblets Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: Puce Native Coffee Pot

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Judgmental sandwich digit ratio

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: sienna international law enforcement agency house

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598897)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49681998)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Big-titted Bateful Nibblets Trailer Park

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz market kitty cat

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: Navy bearded sweet tailpipe

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: diverse locus

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: fragrant chocolate voyeur

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Glassy Alcoholic Pisswyrm

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49598989)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:14 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

He loves Peterman threading almost as much as i do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49645621)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: excitant nofapping messiness station

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: bossy resort ladyboy

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Slippery stead love of her life

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Turquoise psychic trump supporter

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: Marvelous theatre

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good aromatic chapel

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: red incel twinkling uncleanness

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Disturbing Menage

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: olive principal's office

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: brindle turdskin

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Harsh antidepressant drug

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Carnelian Lascivious Persian Wagecucks

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: primrose sick toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: boyish church fortuitous meteor

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: diverse locus

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Disturbing Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Twisted frisky brunch codepig

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49614165)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: sinister hall mood

Does he make you DICK DRUNK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49676995)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 5:21 AM
Author: impressive party of the first part

Obvs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2...id#49681997)