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Go over and help him finish.
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Histrionic Heaven Death Wish

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: adventurous effete quadroon casino

Go over and help him finish.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: demanding transparent tattoo business firm

He's obliged to

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: odious step-uncle's house

cr. bro code.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: alcoholic persian pocket flask

Apartments are prole.

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Curious Doctorate Bawdyhouse

*MFH posters furious*

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: adventurous effete quadroon casino

upset

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Irate wonderful church building

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: pink mad cow disease

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Dull nursing home

Did you cum

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: naked skinny woman telephone

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: henna blathering scourge upon the earth hell



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: stimulating bipolar stag film

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Insane Arousing Double Fault



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Stubborn House

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: floppy public bath

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: mint high-end orchestra pit bbw

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: Flesh chad hall

(faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: 180 azure stead mexican

(Faggot)

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: rusted hominid menage

Damn

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: mint high-end orchestra pit bbw

If she can't take you at your worst

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Indigo Faggot Firefighter

rut roh

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: erotic incel area

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Flesh chad hall

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: dashing apoplectic milk



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling cream school cafeteria rigor

Jfc

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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Exciting Site

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Exciting Site

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Maniacal abusive tank

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: brindle institution



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Exciting Site



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Opaque internet-worthy brethren

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Stubborn House

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Maniacal abusive tank

After a first date

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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Saffron fluffy headpube pit



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

Painful yet true

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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Stubborn House

Count to twenty

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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: brilliant laughsome juggernaut patrolman



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Pearl personal credit line



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: pink mad cow disease



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: khaki painfully honest voyeur



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating bipolar stag film



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: sepia school becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bateful spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Stubborn House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: light domesticated church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Gas Station Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Ocher Mediation Whorehouse

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: brindle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Mahogany big lay goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: pink mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Violet racy regret theater stage

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating bipolar stag film

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Exciting Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Stubborn House

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: brindle institution

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: sepia school becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Boyish turdskin national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: bateful spot preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: vigorous people who are hurt lettuce

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Blue Arrogant Station Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine pontificating degenerate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: passionate den

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: hairraiser garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Pearl personal credit line

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: odious step-uncle's house

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Pearl personal credit line

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Red native rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: sooty national

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: provocative claret temple faggotry

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Mustard flirting library wagecucks

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: umber heady stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Principal's Office Water Buffalo

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Onyx Rehab Gaping

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dead Gas Station Codepig

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: Sapphire exhilarant set

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: pink mad cow disease

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: spectacular police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: pink mad cow disease

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: light domesticated church

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Supple senate

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: stimulating bipolar stag film

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: mint high-end orchestra pit bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: sepia school becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: green swashbuckling piazza athletic conference

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Stirring walnut genital piercing trailer park



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Exciting Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Mustard flirting library wagecucks

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: odious step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: charismatic fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: brindle institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Diverse adulterous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Stubborn House

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Supple senate

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Stubborn House

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Maniacal abusive tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Saffron fluffy headpube pit

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Supple senate

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Saffron fluffy headpube pit

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Mustard flirting library wagecucks

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Onyx Rehab Gaping

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained location round eye

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Irate wonderful church building

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Useless indirect expression theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: smoky property

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: rusted hominid menage

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Sticky Crotch

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: magical ebony old irish cottage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: marvelous wrinkle

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: umber heady stage

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: shimmering titillating newt locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Stubborn House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac home messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: sooty national

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: charcoal vibrant karate

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Stubborn House

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Diverse adulterous coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id#49346693)