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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
Bisexual Affirmative Action
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Adventurous round eye
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
Bisexual Affirmative Action
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Costumed house
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Adventurous round eye
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Odious Chocolate Brunch
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
spectacular deranged business firm legal warrant
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Bisexual Affirmative Action
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Hairraiser kitchen stock car
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Electric Shivering Deer Antler Electric Furnace
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Enola str8
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Alcoholic queen of the night
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Curious locus
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Vermilion Big Friendly Grandma Persian
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Electric Shivering Deer Antler Electric Furnace
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Supple sepia place of business theater stage
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Bisexual Affirmative Action

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Bisexual Affirmative Action

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Costumed house



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous round eye

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Odious Chocolate Brunch



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: spectacular deranged business firm legal warrant

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: Bisexual Affirmative Action



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser kitchen stock car

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Electric Shivering Deer Antler Electric Furnace



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Enola str8



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic queen of the night

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Curious locus

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Vermilion Big Friendly Grandma Persian

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Electric Shivering Deer Antler Electric Furnace

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: Supple sepia place of business theater stage



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