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What's the protocol for kicking a guy out of your friend group?

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed ...
Overrated knife
  05/08/26
You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" r...
Painfully honest business firm
  05/08/26
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Overrated knife
  05/08/26
realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last ...
domesticated titillating trust fund forum
  05/08/26
if you are referring to a chat group member by their first n...
impertinent hyperactive parlour
  05/08/26
Huh? What are you supposed to call them?
Overrated knife
  05/08/26
- last name - variation of last name - nickname
impertinent hyperactive parlour
  05/08/26
Must be an ethnic thing. We're all white guys
Overrated knife
  05/08/26
(guy who read about white guys on WeChat)
impertinent hyperactive parlour
  05/08/26
i think OP is referring to IRL people
flushed lascivious double fault
  05/08/26
it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice...
Dashing Cheese-eating Travel Guidebook
  05/08/26
Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gre...
Overrated knife
  05/08/26
3G, actually
Arousing nibblets space
  05/08/26
everybody has sex with his girlfriend nobody says shit
curious famous landscape painting lay
  05/08/26
I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used
stirring ticket booth patrolman
  05/08/26
Smash his fucking face in
turquoise roommate
  05/08/26
By changing your phone number, selling your house, moving to...
judgmental weed whacker state
  05/08/26
we had two Gregs in friend group so one was Greg, and the ot...
free-loading casino
  05/08/26
usually you just make a new discord/group chat and then invi...
dead sweet tailpipe
  05/08/26
#GuyCore
razzmatazz principal's office kitty cat
  05/08/26
protocol is 1. report the offender to HR 2. HR will cond...
rambunctious silver center
  05/08/26


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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Overrated knife

Long story on how this happened but basically 2 guys wormed their way into our main friend group by being friends of core guys. Both guys are named Greg. We don't wanna do the "Greg G" "Greg R" thing, we just want one of the Gregs gone. How do we decide on which one and how to we break it to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874589)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: Painfully honest business firm

You make a facially neutral "no duplicate names" rule that easily survives rational basis scrutiny for numerous logistical reasons. Kick them both out using the rule -- no hard feelings because the rule was applied neutrally so neither can complain. Not even "Gregs" were singled out, just duplicate names. After they're both gone, I can't think of a legit, non-israel reason why you can't invite the one you prefer back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874601)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Overrated knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874632)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: domesticated titillating trust fund forum

realize this is johnsmeyer but just call them by their last names or call one of them dingleberry or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874607)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: impertinent hyperactive parlour

if you are referring to a chat group member by their first name, they aren't a friend. nuke both from the group with malice.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874608)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Overrated knife

Huh? What are you supposed to call them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874631)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: impertinent hyperactive parlour

- last name

- variation of last name

- nickname



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874797)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Overrated knife

Must be an ethnic thing. We're all white guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874920)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: impertinent hyperactive parlour

(guy who read about white guys on WeChat)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49875159)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: flushed lascivious double fault

i think OP is referring to IRL people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874668)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Dashing Cheese-eating Travel Guidebook

it does seem that way, but why would he come here for advice about that kind of thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874696)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Overrated knife

Evidently one of the "Gregs" is actually "Gregg" and he has said we can call him "2G" and keep both of them. I think it sounds stupid and am ready to wash my hands of the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874666)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Arousing nibblets space

3G, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874819)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: curious famous landscape painting lay

everybody has sex with his girlfriend

nobody says shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874815)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: stirring ticket booth patrolman

I had 3 groomsmen named Chris. Only last names are used

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874820)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: turquoise roommate

Smash his fucking face in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874823)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: judgmental weed whacker state

By changing your phone number, selling your house, moving to a new state, and never giving a passing thought to any of these people ever again.

And if you have any social media accounts besides XO—which you shouldn’t but the entire nature of this thread makes me question your judgment—then you should close those accounts immediately and get a new gmail address.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874919)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: free-loading casino

we had two Gregs in friend group so one was Greg, and the other Double G due to his name spelling (Gregg). Double G was a great name for the second greg, and sounded like a rapper name or British podcast guy name, so everyone was happy with it. Hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874939)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: dead sweet tailpipe

usually you just make a new discord/group chat and then invite everyone to it except the one guy you're trying to get rid of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49874940)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz principal's office kitty cat

#GuyCore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49875088)



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Date: May 8th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: rambunctious silver center

protocol is

1. report the offender to HR

2. HR will conduct an investigation using an outside consultant if necessary

3. disciplinary action may be taken according to the findings

4. the offender may receive only a warning though depending on the severity of the offense, so

5. you may have to build a case to terminate the friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864971&forum_id=2...id#49875161)