Author: galvanic vermilion multi-billionaire gas station

certainly. allow me.

in the early to mid 2000s there was a poster named whokebe. he was stupid as shit, literally getting less than a 150 on the LSAT. he spent a lot of time bragging about some stupid as fuck novel he was writing. the samples he showed to the bort indicated that whok may have suffered from blunt-force trauma to the skull at some point when his brain was still developing.

another poster named mr. jinx ran into whok IRL. mr. jinx and whok began a sexual relationship. whok saw jinx as a mentor and even a big brother so he was happy to service jinx's FUCKSTICK. over time whok became jinx's fuck toy. he took it in the ass daily and ate many an anal creampie load off of jinx's dick.

whok tried to run away to australia because he failed at literally everything in the US. jinx followed him there and after a brief scuffle took him to Pattaya where whok continues to be fucked by Jinx's huge cock daily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2840029&forum_id=2#27570333)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339215&forum_id=2...id#46302496)

Author: arousing fishy stead

You obviously know nothing about whokebe or his lifestyle. No one is saying whok is a run-of-the-mill "deranged fag" who generally, nonspecifically, "loves jizz." You may be thinking of Benzo, but idk. Either way, you're far off base.

Whok has a bizarre psychological condition (and also physical, but we'll get to that in a second) that eminent academics and leading practicing mental health professionals are still unable to pinpoint.

In short and in layman's terms, he is addicted to one cock (and its voluminous emissons) only. He has no interest in any others. That 9" (4" diameter) cock is attached to Mr. Jinx. Whok has no interest in anyone else's cock.

And the level of his fixation with, and addiction to, Jinx's cock and cum makes the worst backwater-Oregon meth or oxycodone addict look like a fucking Buddhist monk when it comes to self-control.

Until you've seen whok after as little as 6 hours without a very large infusion of JinxJizz, you've never seen true horror. He keeps a 2qt "Camelbak" full of Jinx's seed under his doctor whites all day @ work to stay sane. (But he always guzzles it all by Noon and has to run home for more.)

Late at night (after a savage fucking from his master, of course), whok will retreat to his home office where for years he has been diligently researching and prototyping a medical device and procedure that will one day enable him to permanently fuse his asshole to Jinx's penis. (Think "Human Centipede" but a lot sicker.)

Luckily Mr. Jinx is one of the most virile, sexually insatiable men alive today. And while he fucks other bitchbottom twinks and the occasional slimegash at his discretion, whok's now severely-prolapsed shitter has been Jinx's #1 fuckchasm since around 2010.

Whok will tell you gladly-- he has no other purpose in life than to be filled with Jinx's seed, and as long as that is the case he is the happiest "man" in the entire course of human history.

So "deranged fag who loves jizz?" literally no one who actually knows whokebe has ever said or thought this. gtfo back to TLS you dipshit.

whok whok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3289767&forum_id=2#37833854)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339215&forum_id=2...id#46302512)

The shtick is that he's retarded, but functional. He used to sit around with another poster that started with z (ztml) to but I can't remember it, to ask posters if they were friends. The latest evolution of the retardation is that he's writing a novel and prodsmack was going around posting it. It seems like the paragraph he shows to the board is the only part of the novel that actually exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5339215&forum_id=2...id#46302523)