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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Claret dashing state preventive strike
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
pea-brained alpha
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Claret dashing state preventive strike
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Claret dashing state preventive strike

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Thriller fiercely-loyal mad-dog skullcap point

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: dull volcanic crater stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: histrionic hell hominid



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: pea-brained alpha



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: canary concupiscible senate gay wizard



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Milk Dragon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Contagious Puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Insane Arousing Gaming Laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Philosopher-king Parlor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Excitant narrow-minded windowlicker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: deranged demanding abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: pea-brained alpha

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Buff hyperactive orchestra pit mexican

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: impressive big cuck base

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Comical prole

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Claret dashing state preventive strike

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: buck-toothed stimulating school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: exhilarant burgundy field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Comical prole



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Site Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Talking clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Philosopher-king Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: deranged demanding abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: histrionic hell hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Mentally impaired well-lubricated hairy legs

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Blathering Wonderful Den

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Claret dashing state preventive strike

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Trip Milk Dragon

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: onyx nubile property circlehead

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Insane Arousing Gaming Laptop

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Curious rough-skinned lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate federal boiling water theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery Nibblets Piazza

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Claret dashing state preventive strike

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: histrionic hell hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: deranged demanding abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: buck-toothed stimulating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: flickering jet-lagged kitchen international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Comical prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49095575)