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crimson business firm toaster
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
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  06/10/17
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crimson business firm toaster
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Henna Floppy Internal Respiration Chapel
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Bisexual Plaza
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obsidian roommate
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian roommate
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/10/17
sup
Puce Spot Lettuce
  10/02/17
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian roommate
  06/10/17
MOAR!
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Concupiscible Demanding Heaven
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
obsidian roommate
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Henna Floppy Internal Respiration Chapel
  06/11/17
How dare you
obsidian roommate
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
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  10/26/20
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Beady-eyed legend puppy
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
obsidian roommate
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian roommate
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
copper stimulating really tough guy
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Hairless motley parlor weed whacker
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
Bright underhanded mental disorder ceo
  06/10/17
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  10/30/17
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obsidian roommate
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
at-the-ready opaque nursing home codepig
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
obsidian roommate
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
at-the-ready opaque nursing home codepig
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
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  06/11/17
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German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
sooty chad cruise ship
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The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
Naked Factory Reset Button
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Hairless motley parlor weed whacker
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
Dashing sadistic step-uncle's house
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/22/17
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Dashing sadistic step-uncle's house
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
Naked Factory Reset Button
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Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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Cerise Set
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
obsidian roommate
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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obsidian roommate
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/19/18
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
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  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
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Naked Factory Reset Button
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Naked Factory Reset Button
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
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obsidian roommate
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
Violet digit ratio
  09/24/19
A content machine.
stirring misunderstood mad-dog skullcap forum
  09/24/19
amazing
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obsidian roommate
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exhilarant public bath
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evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
copper stimulating really tough guy
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
copper stimulating really tough guy
  01/19/20
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obsidian roommate
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
Fear-inspiring persian trailer park
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Naked Factory Reset Button
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Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Medicated Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse Volcanic Crater
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
obsidian roommate
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
Emerald Free-loading Tank
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Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
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obsidian roommate
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
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carnelian duck-like office
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adventurous university
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Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
obsidian roommate
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
obsidian roommate
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Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
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obsidian roommate
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
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  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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adulterous electric furnace
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Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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  12/23/21
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Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Hairless motley parlor weed whacker
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Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
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wonderful property
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Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
obsidian roommate
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
purple address
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obsidian roommate
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Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
copper stimulating really tough guy
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
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charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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obsidian roommate
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Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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wonderful property
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charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Iridescent resort turdskin
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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obsidian roommate
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
obsidian roommate
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Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
obsidian roommate
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
obsidian roommate
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
obsidian roommate
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Naked Factory Reset Button
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adulterous electric furnace
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Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
obsidian roommate
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
obsidian roommate
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
purple address
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George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
obsidian roommate
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
obsidian roommate
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
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DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
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The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
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Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
charcoal rigpig hunting ground
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Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
obsidian roommate
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Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
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Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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any good ones from the season where he was straight?
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: crimson business firm toaster



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Gay abortions:

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Disabled girl on swim team:

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Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

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Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

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Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: crimson business firm toaster



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Puce Spot Lettuce

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

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Indian spelling bee:

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Pee Wee Herman:

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Sonya Sotomayor:

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Milk too spicy:

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Rubio is broke:

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Suze Orman:

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
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MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Concupiscible Demanding Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Henna Floppy Internal Respiration Chapel

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: stirring misunderstood mad-dog skullcap forum

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed legend puppy

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: copper stimulating really tough guy

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: Bright underhanded mental disorder ceo

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: at-the-ready opaque nursing home codepig

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: at-the-ready opaque nursing home codepig

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: sooty chad cruise ship

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing sadistic step-uncle's house

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Dashing sadistic step-uncle's house

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Cerise Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: poppy harsh rigor den

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Violet digit ratio

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: stirring misunderstood mad-dog skullcap forum

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Flushed athletic conference ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: copper stimulating really tough guy

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: copper stimulating really tough guy

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: mischievous hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring persian trailer park

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Medicated Bat Shit Crazy Meetinghouse Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Emerald Free-loading Tank

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: carnelian duck-like office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: adventurous university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: stirring misunderstood mad-dog skullcap forum

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: adulterous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: exhilarant public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Hairless motley parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Hairless motley parlor weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: wonderful property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: purple address

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: copper stimulating really tough guy

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: primrose rebellious center party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: wonderful property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Iridescent resort turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: obsidian roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Naked Factory Reset Button

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: adulterous electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: purple address

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: exhilarant public bath

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: carnelian duck-like office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: charcoal rigpig hunting ground

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: dun personal credit line



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: adventurous university

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: obsidian roommate

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: obsidian roommate

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49738785)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: obsidian roommate



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: Charismatic alpha school



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