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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:02 AM Author: Opaque selfie
1. in retrospect isn't the overt nazi imagery in be prepared a little inappropriate?
2. can we all agree that scar is the most badass disney villain? i think the key here is that scar is weak at the start of the movie (cf. jafar, prince john, evil queen, gaston, ursula, etc.) and we get to see him *take* power with an ingenious plot that absolutely pwns simba and his dad.
3. scar's biggest fuck up is not tapping dat nala ass. she's able to go recruit simba when she should be pumping out cubs for scar's harem. is he gay? i imagine this is what they were trying to imply by juxtaposing his british voice and effete mannerisms with chill, alpha american lion james earl jones.
4. i think they did scar dirty by having the kingdom fall apart under his rule. he's smart enough to understand big savannah economics and keep that shit humming.
5. hakuna matata is a blatant ripoff of bare necessities (thematically, not musically). imo this taints the movie. oc simba being a giant faggot toolbag also taints it.
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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:05 AM Author: Opaque selfie
thats not at all clear. justification?
but they both have good songs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21129737) |
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Date: September 21st, 2012 7:01 AM Author: Opaque selfie
idk i guess because it's a disney cartoon
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21627883)
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Date: April 23rd, 2013 8:12 PM Author: Sapphire french chef public bath
But did they have to use Hitler:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKVtHK3-hs&bpctr=1366763880
Here's a video that shows the resembl[ance] between the "Hyena's" and the "Nazi's" and "Scar" with "Hitler".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#23062597) |
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Date: September 21st, 2012 7:41 AM Author: Opaque selfie
im kidding man theyre faggots
disney has some objectively fantastic musicals
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21627925) |
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Date: September 21st, 2012 12:18 PM Author: purple thriller station shitlib
Although I sing Disney songs to my babbygirl just about every night, I also appreciate the anti-Disney vibe.
Have you ever watched the Disney channel? That shit is pure poison.
That said, they indeed have produced some kick-ass musicals.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21628825) |
Date: September 17th, 2012 10:57 PM Author: disrespectful address feces
"4. i think they did scar dirty by having the kingdom fall apart under his rule. he's smart enough to understand big savannah economics and keep that shit humming."
CR bro. Scar may have been a bit douchy but I always took him for competent and efficient. He pwned the fuck out of Mufasa who thought he was a little to big for his britches. IRL if it wasnt disney bullshit scar would have had that place on a new economic level while simba would crawl back begging to belong to the new dynasty.
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Date: September 21st, 2012 7:37 AM Author: Opaque selfie
this is a good question and i think disney's only explanation is that he was greedy or he gave too much food to the hyenas or something.
fucking shitlibs dont understand economics
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21627918) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2013 9:42 AM Author: lavender rigpig bbw
Actually Disney didn't really make musicals with so many songs for a while before Mermaid and Oliver&Co). The Little Mermaid was basically a really surprise hit. That's why the next few were all big musical productions.
Look at what came before Mermaid:
Oliver and Company: five songs, all in the first half of the movie to introduce characters (this was actually a test to figure out if Disney should return to musical format)
Great Mouse Detective: I think one song, Ratigan
Black Cauldron: NONE
Fox & the Hound: one? (best of friends)
The Rescuers: one (I forget what it's called, but there's just the one unless you count that 20 second theme song for the Rescue Aid Society aka Gerbil United Nations)
and so forth
Going back, you hit aristocats, robin hood, and jungle book, but I don't recall any of them having nearly the number of songs Mermaid had (10ish?)
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Date: September 21st, 2012 9:49 AM Author: lavender rigpig bbw
judge claude frollo
literally sings a song about how a gypsy is seducing him (which is mega flame hallucination on his part) and how he will rape her, and if she refuses him he will have her executed
murders a woman, steals her baby, and locks him up and drives him to schizophrenia, hallucinating talking stone monuments and that hot bitches could ever love a freak
leads a genocide
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21628124) |
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Date: September 21st, 2012 12:04 PM Author: Opaque selfie
titcr.
mufasa was basically a shitboomer saying just let it do what it do. scar was trying to achieve real change for the common good.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21628739) |
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Date: September 21st, 2012 10:35 PM Author: lavender rigpig bbw
mufasa = emperor wilhelm I
scar = otto von bismarck
simba = emperor wilhelm ii
i sincerely hth
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Date: September 21st, 2012 4:52 PM Author: Low-t office old irish cottage
Scar was a pussy.
Shere Khan is where it's at.
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Date: September 21st, 2012 4:54 PM Author: Blathering whorehouse
uh, no love for the fucking Horned King summoning an army of the undead to rule the world?
also, Captain Hook is pretty awesome
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Date: September 21st, 2012 5:04 PM Author: Low-t office old irish cottage
Shere Khan:
- Is powerful, deadly, and sophisticated. Despite this, he is unabashedly murderous, conniving, and villainous, causing all the inhabitants of the entire jungle to fear him.
- His mere presence in the jungle compels the wolf pack to send Mowgli away, since Shere Khan will kill him because he is human. That, and the fact that not even the entire wolf pack can protect Mowgli from him (as told by Akela).
- Man's gun and Man's fire are the only things Shere Khan fears. He avoids falling victim to Kaa's hypnotic powers, though whether from intuition, observation, or immunity is unclear.
- Oh, and he beats the shit out of a BEAR.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21630622) |
Date: September 21st, 2012 9:05 PM Author: dashing dingle berry forum
Just when this site really started to suck, it hosted this thread and TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF. Well done sirs.
Does no one view the Lion King as an allegory relating to the dangers of rapidly transitioning from a despot/monarch to that of an egalitarian democracy? I mean look at current day Egypt for god's sake....Disney called this shit like 20 years ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21631881) |
Date: September 22nd, 2012 11:24 PM Author: Low-t office old irish cottage
That's just the kind of liberal clap-trap the so-called mainstream media wants you to buy.
Scar, with is "sophisticated" British accent (read, European "progressive" attitude) brings his perversion and miscegenation to the previously pure Savannah, ruled by the uber-katze (note the typically Aryan features of blonde fur and strong, square jaw-line).
With his borderline-incestuous designs on his brother's widow, along with integration of the genetically inferior hyenas (note their facial resemblance to the classic minstrel make-up work) Scar brings about both the economic and moral decay of the Savannah. Nala even tells Simba that the entire Savannah has become a wasteland due to the scavenging habits of the hyenas (read, handouts and welfare crippling the the actual productive members of the society).
Simba is able to restore order to the Savannah by overthrowing the physically inferior, sexually perverted, and typically "conniving" foreign-influenced Scar who is then betrayed by the very same hyenas he integrated (read, minority backlash, riots, and crime when "handouts" are cut), and the Savannah returns to it's previously harmonious "circle of life," now that natural order rules and the genetic inferiors accept their place in society.
Disney had his shit together when it came to racial politics in the US.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#21638850) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2013 7:42 PM Author: Opaque selfie
?
but this IS scholarship
sorry that shitlibs got GAPED itt
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Date: July 2nd, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Drunken walnut parlour
Egregious lack of Rafiki ITT.
Rafiki's philosophy is the key to resolving Simba's existential angst over losing his father and his birthright to a bunch of mindless boomer cows. Only by embracing Rafiki's teachings is Simba able to unlock his true potential and retake the savannah.
Where is are Rafiki when we need him?
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Date: July 2nd, 2014 10:35 AM Author: cerise metal market
SHITLIBS!
DEFEND THIS MOVIE!
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Date: July 25th, 2016 1:16 AM Author: Canary harsh school cafeteria trump supporter
GOAT disney movie and no doubt in my mind that Scar was tapping all of the lioness ass.
post ITT already said he employed TTT hyenas. scar is smart and cunning but he did command respect and couldn't develop a cult of personality. Mufasa may not have been as bright but people knew and respected him as their leader.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999374&forum_id=2...id#31021350) |
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