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Seeking: litigation expert. Fully remote. (No litigators, please!)

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Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown
  02/28/23
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Brilliant Thriller Feces Mexican
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MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a ...
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Wonderful ladyboy
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Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown
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sickened brunch
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Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown
  11/26/23
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
hairraiser death wish
  06/20/24
litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just befo...
Charismatic hissy fit love of her life
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butt cheeks
  09/07/25
We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.
histrionic ultramarine meetinghouse
  02/28/23
We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you...
Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown
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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:29 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Thriller Feces Mexican

Love these threads

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:36 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown

MUST HAVE elite school credentials, at least 5-6 years at a top law firm (or equivalent), and _absolutely no_ litigation experience. The ideal candidate will be an M&A or Capital Markets associate with a can-do attitude and a yen for knowledge who is deeply versed in the ins and outs of civil procedure, pleading standards, fact and expert discovery, and the civil appeals process (REPEAT: ABSOLUTELY NO LITIGATORS). If you have a passion for law (and you are NOT a litigator), please do not hesitate to contact Shaniqua Brown-Stein with a resume and an imaginative essay on your litigation expertise (the sky's the limit but to emphasize: NO LITIGATORS, not even one, we have had to repost this listing several times).

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Wonderful ladyboy



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:38 PM
Author: histrionic ultramarine meetinghouse



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:41 PM
Author: Brilliant Thriller Feces Mexican



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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: bright concupiscible goyim knife



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Wild Zombie-like Genital Piercing



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: sickened brunch



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Date: November 26th, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: hairraiser death wish

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Charismatic hissy fit love of her life

litigator gets to "Shaniqua Brown-Stein" just before jumping off the bridge.

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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:39 PM
Author: histrionic ultramarine meetinghouse

We don't hire litigators here, we train new ones.

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Date: February 28th, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown

We'd just have to undo years of wrong training if we had you coming in thinking you knew litigation---much less had somehow become an _expert_ in litigation---from litigating (or, heaven forefend, being trained by litigators). We instead offer holistic and comprehensive training in what we think litigation is about according to our Litigation Experts, who are unbiased and credible since not a one was ever dumb enough to work as a litigator.

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Date: March 1st, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown



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Date: November 27th, 2023 1:02 PM
Author: Spruce spectacular orchestra pit clown



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Date: June 20th, 2024 10:32 PM
Author: Flirting sanctuary



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