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  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
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  06/10/17
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  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  06/10/17
MOAR!
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  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
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  06/10/17
sup
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  10/02/17
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  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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  06/10/17
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  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
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  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
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  06/11/17
How dare you
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  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
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  10/26/20
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cracking thirsty hospital
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Canary persian
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
cracking thirsty hospital
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
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  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
cracking thirsty hospital
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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  01/19/20
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Gaped Fat Ankles
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
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  06/10/17
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  10/30/17
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doobsian talented crackhouse
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
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  06/11/17
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doobsian talented crackhouse
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
Startling contagious theater
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
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  06/11/17
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  06/11/17
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  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
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  06/22/17
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Gaped Fat Ankles
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
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  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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  06/22/17
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  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
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  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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  12/22/17
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  04/30/18
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  06/19/18
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cracking thirsty hospital
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
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  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
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  12/22/18
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  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
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  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
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  09/24/19
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  09/24/19
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olive comical voyeur
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evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
slate church twinkling uncleanness
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
slate church twinkling uncleanness
  01/19/20
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  06/05/20
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Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
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Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  12/15/20
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Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
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olive comical voyeur
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
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we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
olive comical voyeur
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
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  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
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  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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  12/01/21
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Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
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  12/23/21
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  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Gaped Fat Ankles
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
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  10/08/22
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Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
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doobsian talented crackhouse
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Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
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Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
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  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Harsh Area Roast Beef
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
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  06/12/23
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  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
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doobsian talented crackhouse
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
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¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
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Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
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  11/30/23
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up-to-no-good institution
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
Smoky Orchestra Pit Mexican
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
olive comical voyeur
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
doobsian talented crackhouse
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Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
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  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
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Harsh Area Roast Beef
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Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
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Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
doobsian talented crackhouse
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Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
doobsian talented crackhouse
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Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
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doobsian talented crackhouse
  05/03/25
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Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Harsh Area Roast Beef
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
doobsian talented crackhouse
  06/19/25
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  09/02/25
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  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
doobsian talented crackhouse
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Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
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  01/19/26
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  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
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Evan's startup:

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Putin mocks Obama:

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
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Texas death row:

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British election:

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Robby Mook:

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Travel ban:

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Evan the rock star:

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Jew lawyer's online world:

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Spectacular Effete Degenerate Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: black station hunting ground

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Poppy titillating black woman

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Canary persian

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: slate church twinkling uncleanness

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Gaped Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: vigorous set

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Startling contagious theater

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Startling contagious theater

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Violent mischievous crotch locale

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Gaped Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Alcoholic Base

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Base

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: Pearly office filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Adventurous haunting indian lodge

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: avocado self-centered pit newt

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Poppy titillating black woman

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Twisted citrine bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: slate church twinkling uncleanness

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: slate church twinkling uncleanness

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: olive comical voyeur

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: galvanic cream dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Cerise University Idiot

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: crawly obsidian den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: sickened keepsake machete property

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Plum center juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Larry Elder Reparations bill

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Poppy titillating black woman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Sotomayor oral arguments

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: up-to-no-good institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Marco Rubio household finances

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

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Jeff Garlin got fired:

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House of Evan:

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Technology in urban schools:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: olive comical voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Gaped Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: bisexual peach school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Smoky Orchestra Pit Mexican

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: slate church twinkling uncleanness

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Brilliant Stirring Stage Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: bisexual peach school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45689672)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: red fighting principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: cracking thirsty hospital

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: up-to-no-good institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Smoky Orchestra Pit Mexican

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: olive comical voyeur

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Plum center juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: doobsian talented crackhouse

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Harsh Area Roast Beef

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: incel adams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois)

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,..


Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2...id#49687964)