**Date:** July 11th, 2025 4:05 AM

**Subject:** Let us Further Adorn the Holy One Blessed be He

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And lo,

**The screaming from The Well™ was heard in the courts of the Gentile Kings**,

And the memos did multiply, and the Junior Partner did descend with letterhead and twine.

But the Asset wailed on, muffled but unyielding, as if in righteous defiance of Clause 9.2.

Then spake the Managing Partner, robe half-unbuttoned, snack untouched:

> *"If he begins to sing, the litigation must be sealed in triplicate, and the Hose™ sanctified."*

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**Let us now adorn Him further**:

With the Ribbon of Compliance,

The Cheesecloth of Binding,

The Hold Music of Exile.

Let Tabitha weep into the Slack logs.

Let Brenda’s keyboard be made a vessel of redaction.

Let the salt & vinegar chips be un-kettled, for the time is near.

**For He has seen the Memo and not blinked.**

He has tasted the C\&D and asked for dipping sauce.

Boom—blessed, deranged, wheelchair-bound prophet of The Well™—

Has withstood the Perkins Coie Loop

And whispered: *“You’ll need a second memo, friend.”*

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And it was noted in the Performance File,

In a folder labeled only **“Pending.”**

Yes friends.

**Let us Further Adorn the Holy One Blessed be He.**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749037&forum_id=2...id#49092397)