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Pitcher is racist and always hits blacks with pitch. Against non-blacks, 2.5 ERA
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:24 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab Assume he doesn't get ejected for intentionally hitting black players with the pitch every time.
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:25 PM Author: pea-brained crystalline shrine indirect expression how does he approach latin players?
if he just hits american blacks, he'd be an ace, not enough of them in lineups to cause an issue |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:27 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab His threshold is octoroon, if he can establish that you're 1/8 black then you're getting hit by the pitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#46512454) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:10 AM Author: Frisky Space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49595773) |
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Date: July 5th, 2023 4:29 PM Author: Duck-like trump supporter If you're black it's basically a guaranteed base? I bet they'd take it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#46512462) |
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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49595714) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 12:20 AM Author: Vivacious mental disorder national This hypo is literally 100% dependent on how you define "black".
Full-blooded descendent of American slaves? Sandy Koufax 2.0
Anyone my wife crosses the street to avoid? Lol enjoy hoping these hypo rules don't apply down at AA in 3 weeks. |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab Upthread it's clarified the threshold is octoroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49596271) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: magical irradiated boistinker mad-dog skullcap Yeah that's not gonna fly. Like half the MLB are Dominican or Puerto Rican alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49596285) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Mewling spot international law enforcement agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49596291) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab See below for clarification (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49597944) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Vivacious mental disorder national That's a numeric threshold of blackness but doesn't answer the qualitative question of what counts as black. Are ricans and cubanos black? (I just assume dominicans are.)
EDIT: I should note that most pitchers this "racist" are not likely to draw strict, narrowly tailored lines about who is and who isn't a mudperson. (See, e.g., John Rocker) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:10 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab The pitcher's agent assures you that, based on the pitcher's research to date, only about 15% of current MLB players qualify as octoroons. While this is subject to change based on further research and roster changes in the MLB itself, it's guaranteed not to go above 20% or below 10%. He has been drilling in the offseason and now his ERA against everybody else is 2.1. What now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49597947) |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:36 AM Author: Vivacious mental disorder national Yeah sure. I put him on the Braves and the ticket and jersey sales alone justify it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49598045) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: Multi-colored apoplectic brunch lol no way then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49597963) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Useless citrine set patrolman I think teams would notice and start putting in all their Black players. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49596288) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Orchid Rehab That's fine, they can't sub and sub back. The pitcher's team can always switch pitchers to some other guy. Or if they start the black players, just wait for them to sub out the black guys and bring in the racist pitcher. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49597949) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:44 PM Author: Useless citrine set patrolman That's the racist pitcher's music! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49597998) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:47 PM Author: Sickened halford (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49598002) |
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Date: January 17th, 2026 11:46 PM Author: Sickened halford Tweet this to John Rocker to get his input (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5368348&forum_id=2...id#49598001) |