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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
yellow aphrodisiac ticket booth wrinkle
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Obsidian Soul-stirring Base
  01/16/26
Pussy
Flirting Gaming Laptop Sweet Tailpipe
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
rose crackhouse ape
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
bearded floppy pervert mexican
  01/16/26
...
yellow aphrodisiac ticket booth wrinkle
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
slimy heady home juggernaut
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
bearded floppy pervert mexican
  01/16/26
!!!
sooty rambunctious hospital
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Glittery water buffalo
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
purple public bath cuckoldry
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
rose crackhouse ape
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
fishy laughsome address
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Obsidian Soul-stirring Base
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Exhilarant mental disorder market
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
Flirting Gaming Laptop Sweet Tailpipe
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
sooty rambunctious hospital
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
Mahogany thriller codepig university
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Exhilarant mental disorder market
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
Mahogany thriller codepig university
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Exhilarant mental disorder market
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
Mahogany thriller codepig university
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
beta submissive location chad
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
red school cafeteria famous landscape painting
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
Mahogany thriller codepig university
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
wonderful hyperventilating library sandwich
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
Cheese-eating rebellious fortuitous meteor fat ankles
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Bearded Wild Boistinker Nursing Home
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
sooty rambunctious hospital
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
titillating candlestick maker
  01/16/26
sure
brilliant maniacal parlour main people
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Glittery water buffalo
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
bateful stag film
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: yellow aphrodisiac ticket booth wrinkle

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Obsidian Soul-stirring Base

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Flirting Gaming Laptop Sweet Tailpipe

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: rose crackhouse ape

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: bearded floppy pervert mexican

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: yellow aphrodisiac ticket booth wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: slimy heady home juggernaut

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: bearded floppy pervert mexican

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: sooty rambunctious hospital

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Glittery water buffalo

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: purple public bath cuckoldry

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: rose crackhouse ape

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: fishy laughsome address

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Obsidian Soul-stirring Base

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Exhilarant mental disorder market

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Flirting Gaming Laptop Sweet Tailpipe

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: sooty rambunctious hospital

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Mahogany thriller codepig university

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Exhilarant mental disorder market

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Mahogany thriller codepig university

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant mental disorder market

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Mahogany thriller codepig university

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: beta submissive location chad

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: red school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Mahogany thriller codepig university

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful hyperventilating library sandwich

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Cheese-eating rebellious fortuitous meteor fat ankles

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Bearded Wild Boistinker Nursing Home

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: sooty rambunctious hospital

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: titillating candlestick maker

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: brilliant maniacal parlour main people

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Glittery water buffalo

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: bateful stag film

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Frozen Curious Meetinghouse Queen Of The Night

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2...id#49594047)