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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
Flickering mother
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
Flickering mother
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
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  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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how so?
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yea i was thinking this too.
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Flickering mother

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Exciting jade step-uncle's house goal in life

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating brunch liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Swollen embarrassed to the bone gas station french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Carmine field

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Carmine field

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: indigo pervert cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: provocative telephone

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Flickering mother

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: provocative telephone

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Flickering mother

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: fear-inspiring beta theatre



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: hairraiser low-t knife

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Flickering mother

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Flickering mother

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: indigo pervert cuckold



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: misanthropic party of the first part

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: zombie-like stubborn public bath

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: internet-worthy patrolman stain

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Exciting jade step-uncle's house goal in life

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: zombie-like stubborn public bath



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: infuriating juggernaut

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Exciting jade step-uncle's house goal in life

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Flickering mother

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: territorial fishy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Curious Antidepressant Drug Gay Wizard

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mischievous awkward potus school

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Flickering mother

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Flickering mother

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Mischievous awkward potus school

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Pungent pozpig church

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: henna weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: indecent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: indecent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: high-end famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: provocative telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sooty business firm karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Tan sexy dragon cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: House-broken Offensive Rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: zombie-like stubborn public bath

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: henna weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Chocolate tanning salon volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Aromatic address community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: appetizing harsh hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: sickened bipolar haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: exhilarant bronze faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: appetizing harsh hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Shaky coiffed den trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Shaky coiffed den trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Electric digit ratio

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Pungent pozpig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: balding aggressive abode rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: House-broken Offensive Rehab

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Charismatic insecure giraffe chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Shaky coiffed den trump supporter

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Yapping theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: iridescent fighting chad

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: dun irradiated corner

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy nofapping lay

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Pungent pozpig church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: House-broken Offensive Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Spectacular institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: rambunctious preventive strike

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: cracking hell jewess

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: bearded copper bbw

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Trip resort sandwich

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Hot market toilet seat

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: henna weed whacker

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating brunch liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: 180 new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: razzmatazz dark national security agency

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Sapphire azn sound barrier

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: brindle drunken international law enforcement agency really tough guy

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Odious autistic cruise ship

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: brindle drunken international law enforcement agency really tough guy

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz dark national security agency

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: wonderful depressive corn cake

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: indigo pervert cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: chrome base legal warrant

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: House-broken Offensive Rehab

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored lake marketing idea

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Chest-beating Theater Stage Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Canary coldplay fan

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: mint parlour fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Self-centered dilemma regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Carmine field

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Racy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: out-of-control nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Racy pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: frozen naked queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Mentally impaired histrionic boistinker

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Hot market toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Cerebral impressive wagecucks set

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: indecent milk



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: coral adventurous center kitty cat

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: coral adventurous center kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Ivory Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine stimulating brunch liquid oxygen



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Obsidian Flatulent Space



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: high-end famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: razzle thirsty boiling water

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: galvanic startled coffee pot bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: hilarious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: razzle thirsty boiling water



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: razzle thirsty boiling water



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish Bossy Site



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: galvanic startled coffee pot bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: twinkling deep kitchen psychic

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Flickering mother

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: big honey-headed twinkling uncleanness



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Bateful gaped sanctuary personal credit line

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: orchid underhanded ratface casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: indecent milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: indecent milk



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: high-end famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Hot market toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Gay rigpig plaza



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: At-the-ready soggy temple sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: chartreuse university

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: indecent milk

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: apoplectic meetinghouse pisswyrm

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Demanding Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Demanding Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Maniacal tripping kitty

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Smoky stead



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Fluffy Location



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Scarlet generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: out-of-control nursing home



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Obsidian Flatulent Space

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: glassy heady lettuce lodge

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Demanding Becky



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: stirring abnormal blood rage keepsake machete



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: stirring abnormal blood rage keepsake machete



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Canary coldplay fan

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(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Blathering stag film genital piercing

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: misunderstood station dysfunction

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: appetizing harsh hall



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Orange Deranged Dopamine



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: misunderstood station dysfunction

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Orange Deranged Dopamine

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: misunderstood station dysfunction

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: misunderstood station dysfunction

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: orchid underhanded ratface casino



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Poppy thriller property



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Zippy charcoal gunner double fault



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle indian lodge persian



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Fragrant Translucent Death Wish Incel

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible quadroon

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Confused Hyperactive Elastic Band Multi-billionaire



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: At-the-ready soggy temple sweet tailpipe



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: pearl soul-stirring trailer park candlestick maker

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: frum home



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: supple nighttime hairy legs jap

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: galvanic startled coffee pot bawdyhouse



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: contagious startling puppy skinny woman

(Doodikof)

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Insane Sneaky Criminal Church Building

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Swollen embarrassed to the bone gas station french chef

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077482)