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Texas GOP Congressman took "Anal then Dump" a little too seriously...

https://x.com/PpollingNumbers/status/2025934733251678687
Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike
  02/23/26
180
razzle turdskin
  02/23/26
she lit herself on fire
wonderful gold private investor volcanic crater
  02/23/26
Ever get anal so bad you literally kill yourself?
Aqua talented location legend
  02/23/26
Many times
Beta confused really tough guy
  02/23/26
jfc doobs
nubile pit boiling water
  02/23/26
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razzle turdskin
  02/23/26
Jesus...
Aromatic cerise trailer park
  02/24/26
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racy smoky station fanboi
  03/05/26
this is a hilarious caption: Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales all...
beady-eyed marketing idea market
  02/23/26
:(
Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike
  02/23/26
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razzle turdskin
  02/24/26
As a result the far-right gun youtuber chad candidate is goi...
Swollen rigpig
  02/23/26
he'll probably then lose the general. it's a terrible year ...
Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike
  02/23/26
I think it's heavily GOP but it's highly possible given wave...
Swollen rigpig
  02/23/26
She was married? Women are such whores.
Mauve property
  02/23/26
I don't think it was about him. https://www.expressnews.c...
ebony locus affirmative action
  02/23/26
So brave
Glittery stage
  02/24/26
maybe her name was Ana Lopez and he's just bad at texting
Irradiated well-lubricated knife
  02/23/26
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Shimmering parlour
  02/24/26
The text exchanges were released to our stations by Adrian A...
Aromatic cerise trailer park
  02/24/26
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Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike
  02/24/26
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razzle turdskin
  02/26/26
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French electric keepsake machete
  02/26/26
I’m just a visual person, okay? Shit.
racy smoky station fanboi
  03/05/26
*beady eyes narrow* “Costs extra”
Trip Principal's Office
  02/26/26
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razzle turdskin
  03/05/26


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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: razzle turdskin

180

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: wonderful gold private investor volcanic crater

she lit herself on fire

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Aqua talented location legend

Ever get anal so bad you literally kill yourself?

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Beta confused really tough guy

Many times

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: nubile pit boiling water

jfc doobs

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: razzle turdskin



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Date: February 24th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Aromatic cerise trailer park

Jesus...

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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: racy smoky station fanboi



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed marketing idea market

this is a hilarious caption:

Texas Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly texted a female staffer “Anal?” at 12:51 AM and later had an affair with her

The staffer later died by suicide following the relationship.

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike

:(

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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: razzle turdskin



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:51 PM
Author: Swollen rigpig

As a result the far-right gun youtuber chad candidate is going to easily with the primary

kikes are already SEETHING

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike

he'll probably then lose the general. it's a terrible year to run as a republican.

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Swollen rigpig

I think it's heavily GOP but it's highly possible given wave dynamics and a district filled with mexicans

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: Mauve property

She was married? Women are such whores.

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: ebony locus affirmative action

I don't think it was about him.

https://www.expressnews.com/news/article/tony-gonzales-santos-aviles-police-report-suicide-21737873.php

She told responding police officers that "she discovered her husband was cheating on her with her best friend, and as a result, she poured gasoline on herself and set herself on fire," according to an incident report by one of the first officers on the scene.

<...>

Before lighting herself on fire, Santos-Aviles texted a friend of her husband's to tell him what she was about to do, the records show. The text referred to her husband, Adrian Aviles, by his nickname and said: "Tell Baller I'm setting myself on fire right now, so have fun raising our son."

<...>

Aviles cited an incident in August when Santos-Aviles "contacted him while pointing a firearm at her own head." Their son could be heard screaming in the background, and police were dispatched to the home, the records say. A police report on that incident said the responding officer found no indication Santos-Aviles intended to harm herself, and that the only gun in the house was a BB gun.

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Video recovered from the security system at Santos-Aviles' home in the 200 block of Geraldine Avenue shows that she acted methodically in setting herself on fire. According to the records, she is seen in her backyard holding a phone in one hand and a gasoline canister in the other. She pours gasoline on herself, then pulls a lighter from her right pocket, ignites it and moves it from her right shoulder to her right foot and then back to her right hip, the records state.

She is then seen putting the lighter back in her pocket, pouring more gasoline on herself and running the lighter over her body again in the same way. She manages to put the fire out by rolling on the ground and training a garden hose on herself, according to the records. She then walked through her house, leaving a trail of blood and burnt skin in her bedroom and hallways. First responders found her on the front porch.



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Glittery stage

So brave

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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Irradiated well-lubricated knife

maybe her name was Ana Lopez and he's just bad at texting

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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Shimmering parlour



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Aromatic cerise trailer park

The text exchanges were released to our stations by Adrian Aviles, Santos-Aviles’ husband. News 4 and Fox SA have independently verified their authenticity.

In a May 2024 exchange, Gonzales asks Santos-Aviles for “a sexy pic.”

“I swear my life has been a Telenovela for the past seven days. You don't really want a hot picture of me,” Santos-Aviles responds.

“Yes I do,” Gonzales replies. “Hurry.”

“I just don't like taking pictures of myself,” she says.

Gonzales responds, “I’m just such a visual person.”

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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Magenta fiercely-loyal space preventive strike



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: razzle turdskin



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:38 PM
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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: racy smoky station fanboi

I’m just a visual person, okay? Shit.

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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Trip Principal's Office

*beady eyes narrow*

“Costs extra”

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Date: March 5th, 2026 6:15 AM
Author: razzle turdskin



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