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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Ivory swashbuckling box office It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Laughsome drab forum azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Dark Big-titted Parlour Boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: marvelous flatulent public bath jew did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: exhilarant set "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: 180 Dull Friendly Grandma Garrison (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: spectacular dopamine "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: click on a b*tch (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Ruby lodge (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Ivory swashbuckling box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: peach offensive library who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Ivory swashbuckling box office Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: peach offensive library whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Ivory swashbuckling box office CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Domesticated cerise sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Crusty plaza 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: wonderful pisswyrm ladyboy "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Domesticated cerise sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: stimulating greedy hall digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2...id#49335487) |