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What’s the whitest name you can think of ? 😭

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Elite light therapy
  10/26/21
Nigger
Provocative insecure theater
  10/26/21
sawyer wyatt
cerise sadistic box office antidepressant drug
  10/26/21
sven cletus
dashing up-to-no-good gas station filthpig
  10/26/21
Willem, Pieter, Erik, Edgar followed closely by English mo...
red den
  07/06/25
edgar and the gospel author names are all good ones
effete vigorous spot
  07/06/25
i knew two beaners named Edgar growing up
Geriatric patrolman principal's office
  07/08/25
edgar sounds beaner eg edgar martinez
Alcoholic overrated plaza
  07/07/25
Eugene
red den
  07/07/25
sounds jewish or oriental eugene leve, eugene volokh, eug...
Alcoholic overrated plaza
  07/07/25
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transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/07/25
"sounds!"
red den
  07/07/25
ur done here, moron
Alcoholic overrated plaza
  07/08/25
*taps "Russians are white" sign*
effete vigorous spot
  07/07/25
edgar is hispanic these days
transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/07/25
Crystal, Charyssa, Tate, Sapphire, Ella
indigo hell
  07/06/25
Sleve McDichael, Bobson Dugnutt
Ultramarine Space Ratface
  07/06/25
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Mauve titillating step-uncle's house
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Ultramarine Space Ratface
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Heady Office Windowlicker
  07/07/25
https://imgur.com/japanese-guy-has-to-think-of-american-name...
Heady Office Windowlicker
  07/07/25
Mary +[Second white girl name] Mary Catherine Mary Kate...
Contagious french philosopher-king laser beams
  07/06/25
Mary Beth
red den
  07/07/25
I was just listing names from my kid’s Presbyterian yo...
Contagious french philosopher-king laser beams
  07/08/25
Rabindra
gay stead
  07/07/25
Parmajeet
gay stead
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Dad
Comical house
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Frank Gronk
Domesticated toaster
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Hans Christian Anderson. But the cr is probably some Scandin...
Racy Tan Station Sneaky Criminal
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red den
  07/08/25
Harold
Diverse avocado hall useless brakes
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arrogant sanctuary lettuce
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George Floyd
chartreuse slimy kitty party of the first part
  07/07/25
Brayden
Angry kink-friendly bawdyhouse internal respiration
  07/07/25
this is a jew mystery meat name
chartreuse slimy kitty party of the first part
  07/07/25
feel like all the aydens are turning black now
transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/08/25
Mormons started this -den shit
red den
  07/08/25
Andrew
tantric pea-brained brunch athletic conference
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Gertrude
Orange exciting tanning salon legend
  07/08/25
azn name
transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/08/25
Fair point
Orange exciting tanning salon legend
  07/08/25
any old timey white woman name will have this problem
transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/08/25
surprised nobody has said Robert or Richard yet. never met a...
effete vigorous spot
  07/08/25
Richard Sherman Richard Jefferson Richard "Rick...
tantric pea-brained brunch athletic conference
  07/08/25
Robert Mugabe Robert Griffin III Robert "Bobby&qu...
transparent twisted site turdskin
  07/08/25
Mugabe is a good one and i'm sure they're out there but per...
effete vigorous spot
  07/08/25
I know cubans named Rob
Geriatric patrolman principal's office
  07/08/25
Rick Ross the infamous CIA linked crack dealer's first name ...
effete vigorous spot
  07/08/25
Little Richard?
Buck-toothed Piazza
  07/08/25
back in the 50s or whatever? do you personally know any no...
effete vigorous spot
  07/08/25
Robert "Tractor" Traylor https://en.wikipedia.or...
Ultramarine Space Ratface
  07/08/25
Connor Hunter
Stimulating bonkers pozpig mad cow disease
  07/08/25
both good ones but like "grace" for asian females ...
effete vigorous spot
  07/08/25
Zach
Stimulating bonkers pozpig mad cow disease
  07/08/25
Russell Wilson
Aggressive irradiated ladyboy
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Bushrod Washington
Heady Office Windowlicker
  07/08/25
Toby
passionate flushed skinny woman milk
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adolphus
claret cocky rehab messiness
  07/08/25
Hans Christian Andersen
Aggressive irradiated ladyboy
  07/08/25
Jeff
Geriatric patrolman principal's office
  07/08/25
John Faggot
chrome pit coldplay fan
  07/08/25
Blythe
Violet Coiffed Stock Car Chapel
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Date: October 26th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: Elite light therapy



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Date: October 26th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: Provocative insecure theater

Nigger

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Date: October 26th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: cerise sadistic box office antidepressant drug

sawyer

wyatt

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Date: October 26th, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: dashing up-to-no-good gas station filthpig

sven

cletus

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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: red den

Willem, Pieter, Erik, Edgar

followed closely by English monarchs and most NT names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49077157)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: effete vigorous spot

edgar and the gospel author names are all good ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49077190)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Geriatric patrolman principal's office

i knew two beaners named Edgar growing up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083572)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic overrated plaza

edgar sounds beaner

eg edgar martinez

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080775)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: red den

Eugene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080777)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Alcoholic overrated plaza

sounds jewish or oriental

eugene leve, eugene volokh, eugene gu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080787)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: red den

"sounds!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081244)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:21 AM
Author: Alcoholic overrated plaza

ur done here, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081760)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: effete vigorous spot

*taps "Russians are white" sign*

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin

edgar is hispanic these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080794)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: indigo hell

Crystal, Charyssa, Tate, Sapphire, Ella

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49077350)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Ultramarine Space Ratface

Sleve McDichael, Bobson Dugnutt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49077377)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Mauve titillating step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Space Ratface

!

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Heady Office Windowlicker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Heady Office Windowlicker

https://imgur.com/japanese-guy-has-to-think-of-american-names-baseball-video-game-yC4qdm6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081294)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Contagious french philosopher-king laser beams

Mary +[Second white girl name]

Mary Catherine

Mary Kate

Mary Susan

Mary Carroll



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49077379)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: red den

Mary Beth

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Date: July 8th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Contagious french philosopher-king laser beams

I was just listing names from my kid’s Presbyterian youth group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083563)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: gay stead

Rabindra

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: gay stead

Parmajeet

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Comical house

Dad

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Domesticated toaster

Frank Gronk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080797)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Racy Tan Station Sneaky Criminal

Hans Christian Anderson. But the cr is probably some Scandinavian name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49080882)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: red den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Diverse avocado hall useless brakes

Harold

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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: arrogant sanctuary lettuce



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: chartreuse slimy kitty party of the first part

George Floyd

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Angry kink-friendly bawdyhouse internal respiration

Brayden

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: chartreuse slimy kitty party of the first part

this is a jew mystery meat name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081249)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin

feel like all the aydens are turning black now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081301)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: red den

Mormons started this -den shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081321)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: tantric pea-brained brunch athletic conference

Andrew

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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Orange exciting tanning salon legend

Gertrude

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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:26 AM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin

azn name

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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Orange exciting tanning salon legend

Fair point

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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin

any old timey white woman name will have this problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083815)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: effete vigorous spot

surprised nobody has said Robert or Richard yet. never met a non-white with either name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081765)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:32 AM
Author: tantric pea-brained brunch athletic conference

Richard Sherman

Richard Jefferson

Richard "Rick" Ross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: transparent twisted site turdskin

Robert Mugabe

Robert Griffin III

Robert "Bobby" McFerrin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081775)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: effete vigorous spot

Mugabe is a good one and i'm sure they're out there

but personal examples, not slight historical ones, do you have any

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081778)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Geriatric patrolman principal's office

I know cubans named Rob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083679)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: effete vigorous spot

Rick Ross the infamous CIA linked crack dealer's first name was actually "ricky" not richard (iirc this is Ricky tp's moniker origin story). the rapper "Rick Ross" apostrophe s name is bill or will iirc.

i have yet to meet a single non-white with the surname of "richard" or "robert" to this date (although there may be a couple out there)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081776)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Piazza

Little Richard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081790)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:51 AM
Author: effete vigorous spot

back in the 50s or whatever?

do you personally know any non-whites named richard or robert alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081793)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Ultramarine Space Ratface

Robert "Tractor" Traylor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Traylor

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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: Stimulating bonkers pozpig mad cow disease

Connor

Hunter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081777)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: effete vigorous spot

both good ones but like "grace" for asian females asian males are sometimes named "connor" afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49081781)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: Stimulating bonkers pozpig mad cow disease

Zach

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Date: July 8th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Aggressive irradiated ladyboy

Russell Wilson

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Date: July 8th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Heady Office Windowlicker

Bushrod Washington

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083609)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: passionate flushed skinny woman milk

Toby

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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: claret cocky rehab messiness

adolphus

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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Aggressive irradiated ladyboy

Hans Christian Andersen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083685)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Geriatric patrolman principal's office

Jeff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083760)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: chrome pit coldplay fan

John Faggot

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Date: July 8th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: Violet Coiffed Stock Car Chapel

Blythe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4950321&forum_id=2...id#49083803)