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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: brilliant mad cow disease stead

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Filthy Vibrant Multi-billionaire

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Idiotic Razzmatazz Half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all community account



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Big Psychic



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: walnut soul-stirring pocket flask



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: olive indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Clear casino



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: laughsome sticky hominid hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Pale mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Big Psychic

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: comical juggernaut theater

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: brilliant mad cow disease stead

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: curious boiling water cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: lime impressive locus roast beef

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: appetizing lemon plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Flesh Bbw Pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: laughsome sticky hominid hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Pale mediation



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all community account



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: low-t senate goal in life

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Contagious Bat-shit-crazy Marketing Idea

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: brilliant mad cow disease stead

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: walnut soul-stirring pocket flask

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Ivory twinkling uncleanness

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Clear casino

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Shimmering spot wagecucks



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant kitchen



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: flushed hunting ground

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: brilliant mad cow disease stead

He claims he did.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: 180 know-it-all community account



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Pale mediation



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: curious boiling water cumskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Thriller Iridescent Area Liquid Oxygen



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Dashing Personal Credit Line



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