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dudes with pretty, thin, cheerful wives at work events get promoted the fastest

If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it ...
mahogany cracking pozpig
  11/11/25
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azure nowag
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Lemon passionate lay generalized bond
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sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and...
Fear-inspiring ladyboy trailer park
  11/11/25
cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun
Narrow-minded seedy preventive strike rehab
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mahogany cracking pozpig
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you\'re the puppet
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears ...
Bistre Pit
  11/11/25
The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my ...
.....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;
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Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be ...
The Penis
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cowgod
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/04/26
jfc
Varsity Athlete
  05/04/26
Okay, I lol’d
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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quarter-zip wifeguy
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/04/26
but where would i get a job haha
godcow
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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Trust If Aryan
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promot...
The Penis
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I was considering making this point but was like, "that...
oomox
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gay of hormuz
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No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking yo...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
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Interesting wildcard option
The Penis
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/04/26
Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think
345
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old m...
quarter-zip wifeguy
  05/04/26
it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec
GHOSTCHAD
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: mahogany cracking pozpig

If your wife was a fat battle axe lib, it would be worth it to pay like $3000 for some thin tradwife looking college zoomer to pretend to be your wife at work functions no strings attached

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49420834)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: azure nowag



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Lemon passionate lay generalized bond



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring ladyboy trailer park

sounds cr at first blush but odds are she'd fall in love and you'd have to break her heart. awkward for everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49421605)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: Narrow-minded seedy preventive strike rehab

cr breaking your wife's heart would not be fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49421608)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: mahogany cracking pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49421610)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: you\'re the puppet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864686)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864732)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Bistre Pit

when i introduce my wife at work events i can see the gears grinding in people's heads ("but he's such a weird ugly loser...")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49421612)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,;


The fun party guy partner on the recruiting committee at my first firm had a great line that he seemed to use once per class at the first function where spouses were invited, effectively bestowing the title of “hottest gf/wife of the class” when he did it (and used with me and my wife) which went something to the effect of “we were all confused by why he seemed so cocky but now it makes sense.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864650)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: The Penis

Yeah I think if someone is a weird ugly loser they might be better off socially just not having a wife at all otherwise everyone will secretly resent you and think you deserve not to have a wife. Could actually count against you. This is why phenotype is so Salient, because there really is no escape hatch. Say you are an ugly weird dork and you decide to get a fat wife, then everyone respects you less than if you had no wife at all, because you are with a fat woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864722)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864996)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865070)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Varsity Athlete

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865738)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864733)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864939)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864991)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: godcow

but where would i get a job haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864439)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864440)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864604)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864653)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865708)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865747)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: The Penis

wouldn't work to pay someone. the reason the guys get promoted faster is because the same traits that attract a pretty wife also make people like you and make you get promoted faster. Phenotype is Salient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864610)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: oomox

I was considering making this point but was like, "that's gotta be the joke, there's no way they're that stupid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864658)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: gay of hormuz



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864676)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

No it’s because the CEO’s kid started fucking your wife and now the ceo feels like he has to promote you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864685)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: The Penis

Interesting wildcard option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864728)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864731)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: 345 (🧐)

Wow maybe I need to get a wife and try this. Makes you think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864941)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864993)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: quarter-zip wifeguy

The CEO of NVIDIA did this iirc he brought his 23 year old mormon au pair to work events until they promoted him. Weird little chinese guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49864942)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: GHOSTCHAD (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

it didnt work for Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865123)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796316&forum_id=2...id#49865748)