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what should I do to prepare for this terrible storm?

as of now I went to the grocery store and got toilet paper a...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
wait you make toilet paper clam chowder
Ozzie Canseco
  01/23/26
"and" but I must admit the things people panic bu...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
  01/23/26
Have you fuckers never experienced winter
cooked unc
  01/23/26
we just don't prepare for it because it almost never happens...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
There aren't snow plows in the south. If there is actual sno...
Talk to your kids about time dilation.
  01/23/26
Prep a list of threads to make
The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT
  01/23/26
but if my internet goes out I shall be truly fucked, there a...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
terrible storms are the best kind tp
Battle Diaper Alita
  01/23/26
yo sacral transfer kike you fuck any family members lately?
jewhouls and goyblins
  01/23/26
You mean a few inches of snow? That's hardly a storm.
evan39
  01/23/26
some people are saying 18 inches, who can tell in these mode...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
Just have blankets, food, and a poasting journal that you ca...
evan39
  01/23/26
I have charged up my small battery thing and do have some bl...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
I can create an Ai weatherman saying this. No one knows if i...
,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;;
  01/23/26
I have given up on even caring, all is fraud anyway but I th...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
do you have a tenga flip
zesty
  01/23/26
no, but I have a slightly off looking onion because all of t...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
You can squeeze the insides out of a banana and use that as ...
evan39
  01/23/26
why do gays have such filthy minds?
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
You're going to be buried in snow in a few hours and bored o...
evan39
  01/23/26
...
zesty
  01/23/26
if the power goes out I really may die, I don't have any oth...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
tenga flip would have kept you warm for weeks
zesty
  01/23/26
I hope you're this flippant when I'm freezing in hell
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
...
The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
  01/23/26
Make an "offline xo" you can "poast" on ...
goy orbison
  01/23/26
can I make some fraud Bboom poasts to make myself feel bette...
hank_scorpio
  01/23/26
get all fat and sassy
Christoph Waltz stare
  01/23/26
...
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  01/23/26
...
chefboy rd
  01/23/26
You just throw wood in the fireplace and read a book. Light ...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  01/23/26
stock up on chocolate (for the dementors) and withdraw cash ...
Christoph Waltz stare
  01/23/26


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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

as of now I went to the grocery store and got toilet paper and stuff to make clam chowder tomorrow, although I had to scramble for the celery, idk who the fuck buys celery to prep but whatever, as of now I have probably 4 meals in the house if the electricity doesn't go out but if it does I'll freeze so I'm not sure why I'd care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610856)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco

wait you make toilet paper clam chowder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610858)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

"and"

but I must admit the things people panic buy are weird, I legit had to pay 4 dollars for some weirdly packaged "organic" celery because the rest was cleaned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610873)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611106)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: cooked unc

Have you fuckers never experienced winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610879)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

we just don't prepare for it because it almost never happens, there are probably a thousand trees just looking to fall over in some snow between me and the main power line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610892)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: Talk to your kids about time dilation. (🧐)

There aren't snow plows in the south. If there is actual snow on the ground nobody is going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611090)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: The Soo CR St. Barth JUGGERNAUT

Prep a list of threads to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610880)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

but if my internet goes out I shall be truly fucked, there are many tree limbs between me and most things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610890)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita

terrible storms are the best kind tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610881)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:27 AM
Author: jewhouls and goyblins

yo sacral transfer kike

you fuck any family members lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611058)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: evan39

You mean a few inches of snow? That's hardly a storm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610895)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 1:40 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

some people are saying 18 inches, who can tell in these modern days what is true or not, I can only make my soup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610919)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: evan39

Just have blankets, food, and a poasting journal that you can use when the power comes back on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610928)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I have charged up my small battery thing and do have some blankets, but I fear I would still perish in sufficiently low temps, I could crawl onto my roof and pull off the cap on the chimney and then go gather firewood but that seems ambitious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610930)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:11 AM
Author: ,,,;,,,,,;:;,,,,;::::;,,,;;:::;:;:?:::::;;;;;;


I can create an Ai weatherman saying this. No one knows if it’s true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610931)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:26 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I have given up on even caring, all is fraud anyway but I think I might get buttfucked if I'm unlucky, although I'm usually pretty lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610939)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: zesty

do you have a tenga flip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610940)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:28 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

no, but I have a slightly off looking onion because all of the rest had been taken by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610943)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:29 AM
Author: evan39

You can squeeze the insides out of a banana and use that as a sleeve if you have no other options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610945)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:31 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

why do gays have such filthy minds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610947)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: evan39

You're going to be buried in snow in a few hours and bored out of your mind. You're going to be MAF you didn't buy some bananas, believe me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610950)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:39 AM
Author: zesty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610951)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

if the power goes out I really may die, I don't have any other source of heat and the driver's side rear tire of my car has been dropping psi just randomly especially when it's cold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:18 AM
Author: zesty

tenga flip would have kept you warm for weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610961)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:38 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

I hope you're this flippant when I'm freezing in hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610967)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:53 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611109)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:57 AM
Author: goy orbison

Make an "offline xo" you can "poast" on while the power is out. Use paper and crayons and stuff. Write up "threads" and replies from your favorite posters, Be sure to make a bunch of horrible NSAM and nyuug threads to ignore and even throw straight into the trash. One time we had an ice storm and lost power for 8 days and I kept myself busy this way. CPS actually used it as a reason to take away my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:07 AM
Author: hank_scorpio

can I make some fraud Bboom poasts to make myself feel better?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49610974)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

get all fat and sassy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611057)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611061)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:44 AM
Author: chefboy rd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611094)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

You just throw wood in the fireplace and read a book. Light some candles. It’s not a crisis. How do you think people lived in 1687 ffs. You Southerners sure are “tough” lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611087)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (πŸΎπŸ‘£)

stock up on chocolate (for the dementors) and withdraw cash for downed POS systems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825355&forum_id=2...id#49611585)