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Golf bros: playing like complete SHIT right now

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’v...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/25/25
sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs
Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge Background Story
  05/25/25
This is obviously the only course of action
federal white travel guidebook
  05/25/25
u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth
Lilac point
  05/25/25
I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/25/25
Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hittin...
impertinent market trump supporter
  05/25/25
no. That hadn’t occurred to me.
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/25/25
Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?
Balding Alpha
  05/25/25
not sure how that will fix my irons
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/25/25
So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could hav...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/29/25
"Everyone Hates Cunt" Your theme music is playi...
Balding Alpha
  05/29/25
wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fu...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/29/25
Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty munici...
Balding Alpha
  05/29/25
real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind ...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/29/25
Do you have a photographic memory? I barely remember any ...
Balding Alpha
  05/29/25
It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. ...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/29/25
Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?
Balding Alpha
  05/29/25
I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/29/25
how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while havin...
garnet doctorate
  05/29/25
cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range ...
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  05/30/25
But kidding aside you did give me good advice once You're...
Balding Alpha
  05/29/25
i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclu...
saffron glittery dilemma
  05/30/25
back to sps status again
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  06/09/25
June 28 update: no movement
Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier
  06/28/25
Mid-July update - no movement
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/15/25
take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a...
Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv
  07/15/25


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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

Driver is getting low and ratty. Irons I feel like I’ve lost a full club in the past few weeks. Putting is ass. This can’t go on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960477)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Indian Lodge Background Story

sounds like you need to drop 10k on a new set of clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960483)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: federal white travel guidebook

This is obviously the only course of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961101)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Lilac point

u r a retarded unathletic gook. hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960492)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

I’m not Kenny. I’m white and am decent at sports that don’t involve running. The dogshit 83 I farted out this morning in his case would actually get his dick hard enough to maybe fuck his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960977)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: impertinent market trump supporter

Have you tried putting a dildo in your asshole before hitting the ball?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960979)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

no. That hadn’t occurred to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48960981)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Balding Alpha

Have you tried not being a stupid cunt that everyone hates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961057)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

not sure how that will fix my irons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48961102)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

So this happened this morning. -2 for 9 holes and could have very easily been -4 or -5.

https://imgur.com/a/Mow8RiM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970660)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Balding Alpha

"Everyone Hates Cunt"

Your theme music is playing, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970666)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

wtf bro? I've always been nice to you and held back from fully shit talking your retarded chink approach to the game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970671)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Balding Alpha

Nobody cares about the fake scorecard from your ratty municipal track

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970673)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

real card from a private course (albeit a very old and kind of TTT one). played 9 holes at 10am, was done by 10:56. played through some old lady.

#1: good drive, good 8 iron to 15 feet to back pin. shitty birdie attempt.

2: pull hook drive, recovery ends up in fairway bunker 131 out. stick 8 iron to 5 feet. birdie.

3: good drive, kind of shitty 7 iron to fringe. 3 putt from there (technically a 2 putt but felt like 3)

4: short par 5. good drive, 5 iron 2nd shot came up short, chip to 2 feet. birdie.

5: par 3. 7 iron middle of the green. long but decent look at bird. miss it.

6: good drive. wedge to 8 feet. miss birdie putt.

7: clip a tree but stay in fairway. stick a 9 iron to 10 feet and make bird.

8: par 3. miss 5 iron right, but left an easy pitch to 3 feet to save par.

9: good drive and good wedge to 12 feet. miss putt for 33. shoot 34 for the 9.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970691)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Balding Alpha

Do you have a photographic memory?

I barely remember any shots an hour after the round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970754)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

It was literally this morning like less than two hours ago. And it’s one of the better 9s I’ve shot recently so it’s worth remembering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970765)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Balding Alpha

Would you ever play with me even though I'm Asian?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970809)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

I wouldn't not golf with someone solely bc they're azn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48971046)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: garnet doctorate

how the hell do you do nine in less than an hour while having to wait a bit on a person in front of you? solo cart i guess? i get close to one hour but haven't broken it even playing the forward tees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48972625)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

cart alone and no waits I usually am in the 1:15-1:25 range without rushing too much and having to waste time looking for balls. I was actually hitting it straight/hitting greens for a change and the old lady didn't really slow me down at all because she waved me through right as I got to the tee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48974573)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Balding Alpha

But kidding aside you did give me good advice once

You're on the short list of posters that will get credit when I'm on the senior tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48970677)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: saffron glittery dilemma

i fucked up my arm divoting a 7 iron that ended up havungclub head snapping off at like 100mph and i havent really played since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48974577)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

back to sps status again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#48999711)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle violent sound barrier

June 28 update: no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49056398)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


Mid-July update - no movement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49102281)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv


take one club out to the golf range, any club-- preferably a mid iron and focus just on swing tempo and accuracy to the flag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729756&forum_id=2...id#49103097)