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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 ...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
(The Beaver Logs All)
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You)
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or ...
disco fries
  07/09/25
Wtf
fulano
  07/09/25
Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a...
The Last Liberal
  07/09/25
It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reali...
fulano
  07/09/25
There is dignity in a day’s honest work.
disco fries
  07/09/25
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
When do I start?
~~(> ' ' )>
  07/09/25
...
eucalyptus bubble bear
  07/09/25
Can I jog around the parking lot?
The Big H
  07/09/25
Can my wife and kids be with me?
quinn woodward poo
  07/09/25
Would you want them to be?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/09/25
yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4...
quinn woodward poo
  07/09/25
sign me up
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/09/25
If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/09/25
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Nazca Redlines
  07/09/25
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way ...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/09/25
The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Ju...
fulano
  07/09/25
avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 ...
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/09/25
youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you...
fulano
  07/09/25
i'm not trapped in here with you etc
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/09/25
ttiwwop
Non sequitur
  07/09/25
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You ...
Nazca Redlines
  07/09/25
What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole sout...
JD, ADHD
  07/09/25
Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathro...
fulano
  07/09/25
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
...
bjork
  07/09/25
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  07/09/25
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and f...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  07/09/25
I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit...
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/09/25
But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?
The Last Liberal
  07/09/25
...
bjork
  07/09/25
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
.,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
  07/09/25
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially ...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/09/25
Lol
fulano
  07/09/25
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,.,
  07/09/25
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  07/09/25
...
bjork
  07/09/25
Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho
ass pipe
  07/09/25
...
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/09/25
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  07/09/25
I don't see why not.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/09/25
assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for...
todd bonzalez
  07/09/25
Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family o...
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  07/09/25
regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on...
todd bonzalez
  07/09/25
Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.
CapTTTainFalcon
  07/09/25
Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America
gedood persoon
  07/09/25
Park high end RV in the parking lot. Set up exercise rout...
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  07/09/25
...
STEPHEN MILLER
  07/09/25
This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in th...
evan39
  07/10/25
?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  07/10/25


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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)

BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.

GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.

The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.

You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.

Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085226)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: (The Beaver Logs All)

I accept.

Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.

The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.

I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.

Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.

Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...

I will be ready.

This is not confinement.

This is $ervice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085227)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You)

Absolutely not.

Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?

I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.

I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?

No.

I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a beaver fleece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085228)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)

THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?

I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.

I OWN THE COT.

I MADE THE BRISKET MY CHILD.

THE ADM DRONES FLY LOW HERE.

THE BEAVER’S EYES MOVE AT NIGHT.

I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.

IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:

“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”

$25 MILLION?

BROTHER, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085229)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I would do this and also cop a job as a bathroom cleaner or whatnot. I also wouldn’t eat anything those 5 years. Id just waste away on a freeway island of excess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085259)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:01 AM
Author: fulano

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085319)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:07 AM
Author: The Last Liberal (🧐)

Someone needs to beat disco fries up irl. I can't think of a single person who more desperately needs some sense knocked into him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085405)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: fulano

It's always so perversely bizarre and disconnectedfrom reality, even given the bizarre hypo.

Just don't eat food for five years and clean cum out of urinals even though you have 25mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085423)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

There is dignity in a day’s honest work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085455)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goody Room™!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088361)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:55 AM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

When do I start?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085260)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088560)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: The Big H

Can I jog around the parking lot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085394)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: quinn woodward poo ((zurich is stained))

Can my wife and kids be with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085409)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Would you want them to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086880)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: quinn woodward poo ((zurich is stained))

yes brother believe it or not. i've been fucking my wife 3-4 times per week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087014)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085415)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

If my family can move close by and visit everyday then this sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085418)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085444)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085431)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: fulano

The lot lizards is an under considered part of this hypo. Just think about the dregs you'd be dealing with daily for 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085448)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

avg buc'ees lot lizard's body count is lower than median 28 mfh tindershrew and that is PP confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085493)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: fulano

youd still have these aileen wournos types hovering over you while you eat your 10,000th free bag of flaming hot cheetos for breakfast and other BTK regulars coming in to patronize her services for five years. would be wild - theyd figure out your story fast and youd have no escap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085578)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

i'm not trapped in here with you etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086827)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Non sequitur

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086559)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Nazca Redlines

This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.

It would be a tougher call at $4M.

The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085452)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: JD, ADHD

What the hell is Buc-ee. Sounds like some kind of prole southern thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085477)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: fulano

Buc-ee's is a chain of travel centers known for clean bathrooms and many fueling positions. Hehheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085606)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086680)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086843)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088778)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085523)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:10 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

I have to imagine bucees would extend a store line of credit against the $25M. I'd walk out of there 280 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085526)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: The Last Liberal (🧐)

But where am I supposed to get 25 million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49085530)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086844)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,


Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086059)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086590)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: fulano

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086837)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )


Who died and made you the hooker terminology police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086873)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086978)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: bjork



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086875)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: ass pipe

Bucees bathrooms are so clean tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088368)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ - Welcum to The Goody Room™!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088468)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088780)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

I don't see why not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49086883)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: todd bonzalez

assuming $100 per session (which honestly seems generous for the buccee’s lot lizard set), you could afford to do this roughly 135 times a day, every day, over the course of your stint. it would wipe out all of your earnings, but you could probably make some of it back by writing a book about the experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087057)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

Do lot lizards work at Bucee's? It seems much more family oriented. I don't think they even allow tractor trailers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088661)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: todd bonzalez

regretfully, i don’t have a definitive answer based on personal experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088668)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

Above a Buc-ee's and below another Buc-ee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49087091)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: gedood persoon

Better hypo if you change it to TravelCenters of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088665)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

Park high end RV in the parking lot.

Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.

Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.

Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.

Invite family and friends to come visit.

Make $25 million.

The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088667)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088783)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: evan39

This would be easy. I've effectively "lived" in these kinds of places for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088842)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™- Welcum to The Goodie Room™!)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747999&forum_id=2...id#49088952)