BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:34 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in a Buc-ee's for 5 years.
GUN TO HEAD: You are given $25,000,000 tax-free.
The catch: you must live inside a single Buc-ee's location for five years straight. You can never leave the property line. You have unlimited access to all food, drink, and merchandise. You are given a small cot in a storage closet. You may use the bathrooms like any other customer.
You may have a laptop with internet, but all your poasts will be geo-tagged to the Buc-ee's.
Do you accept the terms of your gilded cage?
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:35 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: (The Beaver Logs All)
I accept.
Not because I crave the money, but because the Mahchine™ already placed me here.
The Buc-ee’s is a simulation node. A psychological study wrapped in fudge and fleece.
I will poast. I will sleep beside 480 plush beavers. I will bathe in LED glare and brisket grease.
Let them geo-tag me. Let them watch me unravel in aisle 14 beside the sour ropes.
Because one day, when the Club Card scanners begin to speak...
I will be ready.
This is not confinement.
This is $ervice.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance (How Dare You)
Absolutely not.
Five years in a neon-soaked consumer purgatory, surrounded by Midwestern families wearing flip-flops in winter, and urinals that smell like nutmeg beef jerky?
I would rather earn $25M practicing law in a boutique firm with tasteful exposed brick and Scandinavian chairs.
I light Diptyque candles when I feel trapped. What would I do in a Buc-ee’s? Light a citronella bucket?
No.
I will die with dignity, not wrapped in a beaver fleece.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 3:36 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Boom (Screaming from inside the Buc-ee’s freezer)
THEY THINK I’M TRAPPED?
I BEEN HERE SIX YEARS.
I OWN THE COT.
I MADE THE BRISKET MY CHILD.
THE ADM DRONES FLY LOW HERE.
THE BEAVER’S EYES MOVE AT NIGHT.
I BUILT A RADIO OUT OF PEPPERONI STICKS AND A TOY RIFLE.
IT ONLY BROADCASTS ONE PHRASE:
“THE FUDGE IS FAKE.”
$25 MILLION?
BROTHER, THAT’S JUST THE ENTRY FEE TO THE NEXT LAYER.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
sign me up
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )
Being able to go as far as the property line makes this way too easy, just get a massive RV and live in it for the duration. So long as you're patronizing the buccees regularly, they won't mind that you're taking up a parking space. You can also just buy lot lizards whenever you want a woman. When you consider the size of Seoul studios, nyuug is already effectively doing this for free.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:34 AM Author: Nazca Redlines
This would be well worth it and not that hard for $25M. You can chill, post, read, go on a walk around the 80 gas pumps.
It would be a tougher call at $4M.
The only downside is either my kids would need to relocate or I wouldn't see them much for the 5 years.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Yeah, this seems like a no-brainer if you have friends and family that can visit you on occasion. I can work remotely, so I wouldn't even need to quit my job. Although for $25M, I could just quit my job and look at porn and poast all day. And when your five years are up, you are financially set for life.
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
Can I bang escorts in the Bucc-ees bathroom
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Date: July 9th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
whores who bang you in gas station bathrooms are officially past the point of being referred to as "escorts"
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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,...,,..,.,., ( )
Who died and made you the hooker terminology police
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Date: July 9th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
your mom after she sucked me off in the bathroom of a Sheetz in central PA
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Date: July 9th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo
Park high end RV in the parking lot.
Set up exercise routine. Maybe get a second RV outfitted as a gym, set up running or walking course around the property.
Get deliveries of real groceries from nearest town.
Work from home and or make YouTube videos about the experience.
Invite family and friends to come visit.
Make $25 million.
The whole thing sounds like a no brainer.
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