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violent doobsian hunting ground son of senegal
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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Dun jewess preventive strike
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I saved one life
aphrodisiac giraffe black woman
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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self-centered degenerate
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Bonkers prole
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Blathering puppy address
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Nighttime lascivious goyim
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contagious site
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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self-centered degenerate
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(Rudolph)
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Stirring Business Firm
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
mildly autistic chrome mother
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
motley elite main people
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Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
motley elite main people
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Frozen adulterous indian lodge
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Took over a small country
exhilarant slimy office
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lol wow, holy shit
motley elite main people
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
bateful cyan windowlicker state
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Okay, I lol’d
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Flesh whorehouse
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180 haunting lodge
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lmao
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180
Shaky Beta Stead Pocket Flask
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Pumo scum
Frozen adulterous indian lodge
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
hairraiser twinkling uncleanness legend
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
mischievous yellow locale clown
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Sepia shitlib house
  04/11/26
that is brave
aphrodisiac giraffe black woman
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It was as bad you think.
Sepia shitlib house
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
aphrodisiac giraffe black woman
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
mischievous yellow locale clown
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
self-absorbed point
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
motley elite main people
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We've got time
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Nighttime lascivious goyim
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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high-end mediation
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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lol
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Slate adventurous dopamine
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Jet abusive people who are hurt nibblets
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
motley elite main people
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twinkling flatulent fanboi
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
khaki razzmatazz chapel
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Driven a Zamboni
Talented Twisted Affirmative Action
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
Talented Twisted Affirmative Action
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
crystalline naked school cafeteria associate
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Talented Twisted Affirmative Action
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180
Bonkers prole
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Boyish peach police squad
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
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self-absorbed point
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wtf
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
odious sanctuary
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
apoplectic curious market private investor
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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copper hilarious deer antler ladyboy
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Stirring Business Firm
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Hyperactive titillating fortuitous meteor
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Winner
Shaky Beta Stead Pocket Flask
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glittery home
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I smoked crack with him.
Primrose Generalized Bond
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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bateful cyan windowlicker state
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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Narcissist
self-absorbed point
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Coon
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
smoky slippery filthpig institution
  04/12/26
?
canary heady stock car dysfunction
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Ocher Multi-colored Persian
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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Where did you go,bro?
canary heady stock car dysfunction
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
smoky slippery filthpig institution
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
unholy indigo space
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
unholy indigo space
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Boyish peach police squad
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
self-centered degenerate
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
unholy indigo space
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
aqua bat shit crazy property chad
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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self-centered degenerate
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
unholy indigo space
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Unhinged bipolar set boltzmann
  04/13/26
you're 60?
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self-centered degenerate
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Sooty floppy rehab
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
grizzly selfie menage
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Sooty floppy rehab
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
lake trip liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
lake trip liquid oxygen
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
hairless stag film
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180
Slate adventurous dopamine
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Thriller Useless Hell
  04/12/26
180!
Slate adventurous dopamine
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Ocher Multi-colored Persian
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
hairless stag film
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
self-centered degenerate
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
apoplectic curious market private investor
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
self-centered degenerate
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
apoplectic curious market private investor
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self-centered degenerate
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
apoplectic curious market private investor
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
bateful cyan windowlicker state
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
laughsome hissy fit nursing home
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
electric boistinker
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Irradiated Filthy Cuckold
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
lake trip liquid oxygen
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
laughsome hissy fit nursing home
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lake trip liquid oxygen
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Boyish peach police squad
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
rough-skinned concupiscible plaza
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
bronze nubile mad-dog skullcap crackhouse
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Flesh whorehouse
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
cracking pontificating stage
  04/13/26
ouch
self-centered degenerate
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
cracking pontificating stage
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
self-centered degenerate
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
cracking pontificating stage
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
self-centered degenerate
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
diverse confused church internal respiration
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Jet abusive people who are hurt nibblets
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
cracking pontificating stage
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
diverse confused church internal respiration
  04/15/26
not me
cracking pontificating stage
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cracking pontificating stage
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genuine lol
shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt
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diverse confused church internal respiration
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180
Unhinged bipolar set boltzmann
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180
apoplectic curious market private investor
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
copper hilarious deer antler ladyboy
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
overrated box office
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180
Slate adventurous dopamine
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overrated box office
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Slate adventurous dopamine
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
sapphire principal's office
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😎
overrated box office
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Slate adventurous dopamine
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Snowy bawdyhouse
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...
Razzle-dazzle chestnut casino
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
passionate painfully honest nowag hominid
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
shimmering ape
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
dark comical potus queen of the night
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
diverse confused church internal respiration
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
hairless stag film
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
diverse confused church internal respiration
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to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
diverse confused church internal respiration
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
diverse confused church internal respiration
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
diverse confused church internal respiration
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
bateful cyan windowlicker state
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laughsome hissy fit nursing home
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop
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Thats weirdly 180
Blathering puppy address
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excited?
self-centered degenerate
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop
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oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
self-centered degenerate
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop
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self-centered degenerate
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Dun jewess preventive strike
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
hairless stag film
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Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop
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Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
hairless stag film
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Dun jewess preventive strike
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Dun jewess preventive strike
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
hairless stag film
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Blathering puppy address
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self-centered degenerate
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Slate adventurous dopamine
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Boyish peach police squad
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Histrionic Translucent Heaven Pisswyrm
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Stirring Business Firm
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Massive Faggotry Gas Station
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how'd you get away
self-centered degenerate
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Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
razzle hospital community account
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Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
swashbuckling idea he suggested
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...
Slate adventurous dopamine
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stand up to these niggers, clearly
charismatic brass public bath
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climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
self-absorbed point
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
honey-headed library
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
honey-headed library
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fkk it's too outable to say
cordovan sneaky criminal
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grizzly selfie menage
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
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Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: violent doobsian hunting ground son of senegal



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe black woman

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Wonderful theater stage digit ratio

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Shaky Beta Stead Pocket Flask

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Nighttime lascivious goyim

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: motley elite main people

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: razzle hospital community account

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Nighttime lascivious goyim

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: chartreuse keepsake machete center

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: mildly autistic chrome mother

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: motley elite main people

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: motley elite main people

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: exhilarant slimy office

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: motley elite main people

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Nighttime lascivious goyim

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Flesh whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: 180 haunting lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Talented Twisted Affirmative Action

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: twinkling flatulent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: hairless stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Onyx dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Blathering puppy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Shaky Beta Stead Pocket Flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: hairraiser twinkling uncleanness legend

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: mischievous yellow locale clown

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Sepia shitlib house

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe black woman

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Sepia shitlib house

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac giraffe black woman

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: mischievous yellow locale clown

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: self-absorbed point

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: motley elite main people

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: 180 haunting lodge

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: grizzly selfie menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Nighttime lascivious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: motley elite main people

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: twinkling flatulent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: high-end mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: grizzly selfie menage

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Walnut church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Mint free-loading hall half-breed

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Jet abusive people who are hurt nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: motley elite main people

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: motley elite main people

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: twinkling flatulent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: khaki razzmatazz chapel

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Talented Twisted Affirmative Action

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Talented Twisted Affirmative Action

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: crystalline naked school cafeteria associate

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Talented Twisted Affirmative Action

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Bonkers prole

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Boyish peach police squad

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Frozen adulterous indian lodge

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: dead silver rigpig genital piercing

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: self-absorbed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: duck-like fragrant indirect expression

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: twinkling flatulent fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: odious sanctuary

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: apoplectic curious market private investor

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: copper hilarious deer antler ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Hyperactive titillating fortuitous meteor

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Shaky Beta Stead Pocket Flask

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: glittery home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Primrose Generalized Bond

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: duck-like fragrant indirect expression

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed point

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Persian

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: smoky slippery filthpig institution

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Violent fluffy famous landscape painting national security agency

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: contagious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: unholy indigo space

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: canary heady stock car dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: hairless stag film

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: unholy indigo space

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Unhinged bipolar set boltzmann

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: unholy indigo space

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Boyish peach police squad

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: unholy indigo space

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: aqua bat shit crazy property chad

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit nursing home

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: unholy indigo space

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit nursing home

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: unholy indigo space

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Unhinged bipolar set boltzmann

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: lake trip liquid oxygen

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Sooty floppy rehab

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: grizzly selfie menage

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Sooty floppy rehab

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: lake trip liquid oxygen

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Salmon Exciting Ticket Booth Roast Beef

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: lake trip liquid oxygen

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: hairless stag film

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Thriller Useless Hell

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Persian

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: hairless stag film

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: apoplectic curious market private investor

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: apoplectic curious market private investor

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Excitant travel guidebook bbw

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: apoplectic curious market private investor

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit nursing home

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: electric boistinker

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Irradiated Filthy Cuckold

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: lake trip liquid oxygen

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: laughsome hissy fit nursing home

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Excitant travel guidebook bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: lake trip liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Boyish peach police squad

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: rough-skinned concupiscible plaza

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: bronze nubile mad-dog skullcap crackhouse

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Flesh whorehouse

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: cracking pontificating stage

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: cracking pontificating stage

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: cracking pontificating stage

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Jet abusive people who are hurt nibblets

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: cracking pontificating stage

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: cracking pontificating stage

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: cracking pontificating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Unhinged bipolar set boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: apoplectic curious market private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed organic girlfriend depressive

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: copper hilarious deer antler ladyboy

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: overrated box office

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: overrated box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: sapphire principal's office

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: overrated box office

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Snowy bawdyhouse

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle chestnut casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: passionate painfully honest nowag hominid

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: shimmering ape

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: dark comical potus queen of the night

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: hairless stag film

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: shivering at-the-ready step-uncle's house newt

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: diverse confused church internal respiration

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: bateful cyan windowlicker state

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: laughsome hissy fit nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Blathering puppy address

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: hairless stag film

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: hairless stag film

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating geriatric forum gaming laptop

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Dun jewess preventive strike

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: hairless stag film

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Blathering puppy address

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Boyish peach police squad

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Translucent Heaven Pisswyrm

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Stirring Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Massive Faggotry Gas Station

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: self-centered degenerate

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: razzle hospital community account

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling idea he suggested

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Slate adventurous dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: charismatic brass public bath

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed point

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: honey-headed library

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: honey-headed library

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: cordovan sneaky criminal

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: grizzly selfie menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ( ''.'') (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id#49849598)