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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
tell me
Vibrant rebellious area
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
lol tyft
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
buff spot candlestick maker
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Hot green hall hissy fit
  12/28/13
fucking lol
jade windowlicker chapel
  05/12/15
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Copper really tough guy market
  05/12/15
so underrated
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  03/31/18
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  12/16/21
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Flesh contagious dragon rigpig
  12/11/24
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Cerebral garrison people who are hurt
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Seedy hyperventilating stage
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Comical church building
  08/14/13
lmao
Vibrant rebellious area
  05/12/15
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olive tantric center ratface
  12/11/24
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Flesh contagious dragon rigpig
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Seedy hyperventilating stage
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
electric soggy weed whacker
  08/14/13
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chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
vivacious gunner roommate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
rofl
Vibrant rebellious area
  08/14/13
180
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
rofl
Coral heady jap
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Stubborn frum volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
  08/14/13
lol
Provocative rehab
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  08/14/13
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trip piazza affirmative action
  03/10/14
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bat shit crazy property sex offender
  03/24/21
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mint lascivious institution
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
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chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
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Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Comical church building
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
best of thread
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
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Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
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Flesh contagious dragon rigpig
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Flesh contagious dragon rigpig
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
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chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
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chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
thriller station messiness
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Comical church building
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
chest-beating associate
  08/14/13
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Vibrant rebellious area
  08/14/13
180
Passionate stag film
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Soul-stirring menage
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Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/17/13
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jade windowlicker chapel
  01/19/16
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avocado motley church
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
chest-beating associate
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
lol
Frisky jew theater
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
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Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Rose stage
  08/14/13
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Claret brunch wagecucks
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
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Swashbuckling bull headed meetinghouse
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
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Cracking maroon range double fault
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big-titted slate filthpig whorehouse
  09/11/13
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bat shit crazy property sex offender
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
disgusting selfie state
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
pale native
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
vivacious gunner roommate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
vivacious gunner roommate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
High-end Shimmering Organic Girlfriend Hospital
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
up-to-no-good adventurous wrinkle clown
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
pale native
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
disgusting selfie state
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
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Glittery Internal Respiration Gas Station
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
pale native
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
pale native
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
pale native
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
pale native
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
pale native
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
pale native
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
whatever
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
galvanic stain
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
lol
Passionate stag film
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
180
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
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ivory field hunting ground
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Disrespectful Talented Death Wish
  08/14/13
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Disrespectful Talented Death Wish
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
lol tyft
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
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Nubile Parlor Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Passionate stag film
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Vigorous Indian Lodge
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Brass library
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
naked masturbator
  08/14/13
165
plum ceo
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
lmao
chrome arrogant stead
  08/14/13
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Glittery Internal Respiration Gas Station
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
internet-worthy beady-eyed incel
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
maize medicated theatre sound barrier
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  08/14/13
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Disrespectful Talented Death Wish
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
Pics?
Frozen cruise ship reading party
  08/14/13
link?
olive tantric center ratface
  08/17/13
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Vibrant rebellious area
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Excitant Cyan Elastic Band Water Buffalo
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
buck-toothed cumskin
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
titillating self-centered ticket booth voyeur
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
zombie-like business firm
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
zombie-like business firm
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
zombie-like business firm
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
beta step-uncle's house sandwich
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
zombie-like business firm
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
lemon laughsome pit
  08/14/13
Underrated
plum ceo
  08/15/13
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
lemon laughsome pit
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
magical queen of the night casino
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Cracking maroon range double fault
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry
  08/14/13
lol
Provocative rehab
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Provocative rehab
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
razzle mauve senate idea he suggested
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
disgusting selfie state
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
sepia exhilarant puppy
  08/14/13
180
Mind-boggling Codepig Corner
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Provocative rehab
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Soul-stirring menage
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Provocative rehab
  08/14/13
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multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary
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Startling diverse plaza
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180
zombie-like business firm
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lemon laughsome pit
  08/15/13
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titillating self-centered ticket booth voyeur
  08/17/13
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concupiscible office
  09/11/13
Lmao
Exciting locale
  06/07/17
...
philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
charismatic national
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
black telephone school cafeteria
  08/14/13
lol
zombie-like business firm
  08/14/13
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Filthy Big Cuckold Marketing Idea
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
dun fat ankles hell
  08/14/13
180
ruddy histrionic idiot hairy legs
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
ocher razzmatazz feces
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Boyish dilemma gaming laptop
  08/17/13
poignant
arousing aqua dopamine
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
wine gaped orchestra pit
  08/17/13
...
multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
concupiscible office
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
big-titted slate filthpig whorehouse
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
magical queen of the night casino
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Hot green hall hissy fit
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Indigo marvelous base liquid oxygen
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Crystalline Outnumbered Lay Psychic
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
hairraiser stock car coffee pot
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Henna Splenetic School Immigrant
  03/10/14
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jade windowlicker chapel
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Rose stage
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Cream Theater Stage Pistol
  01/19/16
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Soul-stirring menage
  10/25/17
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olive tantric center ratface
  11/29/15
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olive tantric center ratface
  12/23/15
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jade windowlicker chapel
  01/05/16
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olive tantric center ratface
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Chestnut Lettuce
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Cream Theater Stage Pistol
  09/22/17
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Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Aphrodisiac Mother
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
stimulating hairless factory reset button national security agency
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Aphrodisiac Mother
  07/18/18
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bat shit crazy property sex offender
  04/30/19
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olive tantric center ratface
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olive tantric center ratface
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citrine domesticated coldplay fan
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bat shit crazy property sex offender
  12/16/21
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bat shit crazy property sex offender
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious area

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: buff spot candlestick maker

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Hot green hall hissy fit

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: jade windowlicker chapel

fucking lol

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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
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so underrated

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Author: Aromatic overrated halford laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: naked masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mint lascivious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh contagious dragon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Cerebral garrison people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating stage

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Comical church building

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh contagious dragon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Seedy hyperventilating stage

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: electric soggy weed whacker

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: vivacious gunner roommate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious area

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: naked masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Coral heady jap

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Stubborn frum volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: trip piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mint lascivious institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Comical church building

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Flesh contagious dragon rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Flesh contagious dragon rigpig

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: thriller station messiness

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Comical church building

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: chest-beating associate

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: pearl kitchen son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: jade windowlicker chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: avocado motley church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: chest-beating associate

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Frisky jew theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Rose stage

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Claret brunch wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bull headed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: big-titted slate filthpig whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: big-titted slate filthpig whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: disgusting selfie state

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: pale native

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: vivacious gunner roommate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: vivacious gunner roommate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: naked masturbator

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: High-end Shimmering Organic Girlfriend Hospital

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: up-to-no-good adventurous wrinkle clown

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: pale native

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: disgusting selfie state

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Glittery Internal Respiration Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: pale native

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: pale native

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: pale native

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: pale native

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: pale native

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: pale native

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: galvanic stain

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Passionate stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: naked masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: ivory field hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Wonderful International Law Enforcement Agency Mad Cow Disease

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Disrespectful Talented Death Wish

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Disrespectful Talented Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: naked masturbator

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: naked masturbator

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Nubile Parlor Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Passionate stag film

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Vigorous Indian Lodge

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Brass library

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: naked masturbator

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: naked masturbator

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: naked masturbator

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: plum ceo

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: chrome arrogant stead

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Glittery Internal Respiration Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: internet-worthy beady-eyed incel

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: maize medicated theatre sound barrier

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Disrespectful Talented Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Frozen cruise ship reading party

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: olive tantric center ratface

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Vibrant rebellious area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Excitant Cyan Elastic Band Water Buffalo

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: buck-toothed cumskin

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: titillating self-centered ticket booth voyeur

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: beta step-uncle's house sandwich

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: zombie-like business firm

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: lemon laughsome pit

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: plum ceo

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: trip piazza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: lemon laughsome pit

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: magical queen of the night casino

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Cracking maroon range double fault

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Cordovan Floppy Circlehead Faggotry

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Alcoholic azure dog poop antidepressant drug

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: razzle mauve senate idea he suggested

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: disgusting selfie state

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: sepia exhilarant puppy

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Codepig Corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring menage

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Startling diverse plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: zombie-like business firm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: lemon laughsome pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: titillating self-centered ticket booth voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Exciting locale

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: charismatic national

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: black telephone school cafeteria

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: zombie-like business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Filthy Big Cuckold Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: dun fat ankles hell

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: ruddy histrionic idiot hairy legs

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: ocher razzmatazz feces

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Boyish dilemma gaming laptop

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: arousing aqua dopamine

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: wine gaped orchestra pit

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: multi-colored misunderstood sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: concupiscible office

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: big-titted slate filthpig whorehouse

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: magical queen of the night casino

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Hot green hall hissy fit

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Indigo marvelous base liquid oxygen

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: curious iridescent temple personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Outnumbered Lay Psychic

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: hairraiser stock car coffee pot

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Henna Splenetic School Immigrant

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: jade windowlicker chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Rose stage

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Cream Theater Stage Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: jade windowlicker chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Chestnut Lettuce

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Cream Theater Stage Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Yellow abnormal bawdyhouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: stimulating hairless factory reset button national security agency

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mother

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: olive tantric center ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: citrine domesticated coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: bat shit crazy property sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#44198924)