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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Sick Office Electric Furnace

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby Curious Boltzmann Pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: comical crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Bespoke stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Twinkling Laughsome Shrine Multi-billionaire



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Electric hilarious hell



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: aqua indirect expression telephone



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible carmine philosopher-king



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Bisexual Travel Guidebook Tank



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: arousing erotic state puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant heaven

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: sexy love of her life wagecucks

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Racy Corner Goal In Life

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: free-loading locus

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: brass impressive abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: know-it-all umber feces

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: free-loading locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cobalt Nofapping Half-breed



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible carmine philosopher-king



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: arousing erotic state puppy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: comical crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: hot new version

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Bearded masturbator

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Twinkling Laughsome Shrine Multi-billionaire

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pale resort mad-dog skullcap

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: aqua indirect expression telephone

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Yellow Rigor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: odious parlor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone parlour dingle berry

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend coffee pot

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: comical crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: arousing erotic state puppy



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: brass impressive abode



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: purple sadistic psychic antidepressant drug



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: free-loading locus



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