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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Well-lubricated Stag Film
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
irradiated scarlet garrison
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
Vibrant nudist quadroon center
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
federal lodge
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Greedy transparent faggotry
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send reinforcements
diverse zombie-like den useless brakes
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Well-lubricated Stag Film
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stag Film

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Jet-lagged Shitlib

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Vivacious shaky abode gaming laptop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Greedy transparent faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: irradiated scarlet garrison



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating deranged stage macaca



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: geriatric station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Ungodly beady-eyed party of the first part dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: ivory big-titted school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: histrionic brethren theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: wild hell fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Autistic point circlehead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: irradiated scarlet garrison

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Maize pungent meetinghouse volcanic crater

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Vibrant nudist quadroon center

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: federal lodge

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stag Film

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: adventurous sepia school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lay

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: federal lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Comical site



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: sienna hospital filthpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: histrionic brethren theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Autistic point circlehead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Greedy transparent faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: diverse zombie-like den useless brakes

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: crawly travel guidebook

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stag Film

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: geriatric station

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Fragrant sanctuary mexican

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: ivory big-titted school

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: appetizing wine affirmative action



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: underhanded crackhouse laser beams

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stag Film

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Greedy transparent faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Autistic point circlehead



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: adventurous sepia school cafeteria international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: titillating black library preventive strike



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: federal lodge



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