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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Racy private investor
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Bull headed useless brakes feces
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Bull headed useless brakes feces

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: stirring internal respiration

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Nighttime trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Fishy Athletic Conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Racy private investor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: bipolar pea-brained cruise ship



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing base legend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: indigo judgmental market



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Dashing Garnet Volcanic Crater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Cracking Crawly Double Fault



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Racy private investor

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Flesh piazza people who are hurt

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: mauve aromatic center mad-dog skullcap

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: mustard underhanded field

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bull headed useless brakes feces

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Comical personal credit line therapy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Lemon Principal's Office Voyeur

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: mustard underhanded field



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring hilarious hall



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: painfully honest fanboi national security agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: 180 rambunctious blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Cracking Crawly Double Fault



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fishy Athletic Conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: bossy vigorous cuck gay wizard

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Odious bistre lodge

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Bull headed useless brakes feces

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: appetizing base legend

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Amber arousing sanctuary depressive

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling faggot firefighter

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Thriller cerise kitty cat dysfunction



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: cream pistol trailer park



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: chartreuse razzle kitchen scourge upon the earth

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Bull headed useless brakes feces

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fishy Athletic Conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Cracking Crawly Double Fault



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Comical personal credit line therapy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal trip main people crackhouse



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: mustard underhanded field



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