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(((Stock Market))) is so RIDICULOUS, I've lost $5,000 on SPY/QQQ Puts this month

its barely had a single down day this month, and definitely ...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
you just killed a head of state and escaped unscathed. count...
awkward state
  05/23/24
if i wasnt retarded id have at least 1.4m NW, thats moar imp...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
How much Nvidia do u have
Saffron national elastic band
  05/23/24
i had a NVDA put expiring end of month for 500 ljl i rolled ...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
it was sept last year actually, i had FOUR furking puts hit ...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
How many times have I told you your options shit is retarded...
cobalt halford
  05/23/24
its NOT retarded, ill maek it one day like the wall street b...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
180. Tommy what are your opinions of my strategies? Have I...
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
i dunno wat exactly u invest in for stooks but prob its safe...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
At my low, about 15 years ago, I was $120k in debt. And now ...
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
good goy
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
Still dancing around 1.6m over here. Need to really push it ...
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
Seems high for you being Low Income for so long…. Are...
Nudist university ratface
  05/23/24
Here are actual breakdowns: Investvestment Portfolio: 69% (...
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
You have to deduct the mortgage value retard. Net worth mean...
cobalt halford
  05/23/24
I did. Total assets are about $2.065m
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
You edited your post which said “no” in response...
cobalt halford
  05/23/24
For the record, you’re claiming to have 160k+ in physi...
cobalt halford
  05/23/24
???
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
I edited with actual figures from my excel spreadsheet. Bul...
Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth
  05/23/24
good thing abt being a goy is u just put it into some funds ...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
guess I need to change my moniker already
wonderful low-t heaven faggot firefighter
  05/23/24
Long options are usually gambling but they are especially ga...
shaky weed whacker pit
  05/23/24
yes i only did it cause i was goin to iran for 12 days and d...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
That's unfortunate, but you should keep selling options unti...
mustard spectacular associate
  05/23/24
thats the plan just put $100 more into a SPY put to get a hi...
vivacious theater keepsake machete
  05/23/24
That's what happens when you bet against America, faggot
lascivious aquamarine hairy legs
  05/23/24
Joe Biden’s America*
Spruce idea he suggested
  05/23/24
...
mustard spectacular associate
  05/23/24
Market seems to be rejecting the broader NVDA rally, maybe t...
shaky weed whacker pit
  05/23/24


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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

its barely had a single down day this month, and definitely not a 1% down day. Its up .80% now premarket for QQQ. This is all absurd. Im so furking retarded jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685367)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:37 AM
Author: awkward state

you just killed a head of state and escaped unscathed. count your blessings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685368)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 5:41 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

if i wasnt retarded id have at least 1.4m NW, thats moar imp than some sand nigga shit potus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685371)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: Saffron national elastic band

How much Nvidia do u have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685385)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

i had a NVDA put expiring end of month for 500 ljl i rolled it into a SPY put

a month or so ago i got like 300 shares of NVDA when my cash secured put hit and i was SCARED as furk and got out for no profit

that was when NVDA was like at 500 ljl i wld have made 100k if i had just held

im retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685393)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

it was sept last year actually, i had FOUR furking puts hit at 445 and 447.50... its up 54% since then, i wld have netted 94k if i had just held

im retarded

P NVDA 09/15/23 445 949.50 53.1% 0.80 2 $160 0.00 -0.5% 444.20 53.2%

P NVDA 09/15/23 447.5 949.50 52.9% 1.22 2 $244 0.00 -0.5% 446.28 53.0%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685396)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: cobalt halford

How many times have I told you your options shit is retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685414)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

its NOT retarded, ill maek it one day like the wall street bets doods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685448)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

180.

Tommy what are your opinions of my strategies? Have I maed it yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685459)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

i dunno wat exactly u invest in for stooks but prob its safe shit and u never buy sell and u are constantly putting in more since u actually have income

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685460)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

At my low, about 15 years ago, I was $120k in debt. And now I'm at $1.617m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685468)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 8:13 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

good goy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685492)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

Still dancing around 1.6m over here. Need to really push it and get these rookie numbers up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: Nudist university ratface

Seems high for you being Low Income for so long…. Are you deducting the mortgage from the value of your house??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685395)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:57 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

Here are actual breakdowns:

Investvestment Portfolio: 69% (90-10 stock-bond; of stocks 75% domestic, 25% ex-us)

Kids 529 Plans: 9.61%

Cash: 1.55%

Home Equity: 8.76%

Other: 3%

Bullion: 7.8%

Net worth: $1.617m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685401)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:10 AM
Author: cobalt halford

You have to deduct the mortgage value retard. Net worth means worth net of debts. You’re talking gross worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685407)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

I did. Total assets are about $2.065m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685412)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:14 AM
Author: cobalt halford

You edited your post which said “no” in response to Cowgod asking this very same question.

Also your bullion figures sound highly suspect. And how did a big law associate who is not a partner and has 4 kids amass $1.4MM in stocks while presumably repaying student loans. Also sounds suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685418)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:18 AM
Author: cobalt halford

For the record, you’re claiming to have 160k+ in physical precious metals? What the fuck is wrong with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685422)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685426)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth

I edited with actual figures from my excel spreadsheet.

Bullion is what it is.

Not a big law associate.

Not not a partner.

Finished repaying student loans in November 2013.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685431)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 6:53 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

good thing abt being a goy is u just put it into some funds and let do, u dont do kike turd shit like me trying to beat the market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685397)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:08 AM
Author: wonderful low-t heaven faggot firefighter

guess I need to change my moniker already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685406)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:12 AM
Author: shaky weed whacker pit

Long options are usually gambling but they are especially gambling during earnings season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685413)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

yes i only did it cause i was goin to iran for 12 days and didnt want to log into my accounts

but the irony is the market went up every day during that time so even if i was doing 2-3 days out puts i wld have prob gotten furked in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685453)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: mustard spectacular associate

That's unfortunate, but you should keep selling options until you get back to at least even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685624)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious theater keepsake machete

thats the plan just put $100 more into a SPY put to get a higher strike price

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious aquamarine hairy legs

That's what happens when you bet against America, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685645)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: Spruce idea he suggested

Joe Biden’s America*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685686)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: mustard spectacular associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685779)



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Date: May 23rd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: shaky weed whacker pit

Market seems to be rejecting the broader NVDA rally, maybe there is still hoap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531766&forum_id=2...id#47685685)