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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
tripping godawful trailer park
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan
  07/14/25
100%
titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
FAG
dull sexy church
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
swashbuckling volcanic crater native
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Nudist gaped roommate famous landscape painting
  07/14/25
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high-end dilemma macaca
  07/14/25
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titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Scarlet sanctuary
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
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Charismatic hunting ground
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Scarlet sanctuary
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Scarlet sanctuary
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Scarlet sanctuary
  07/14/25
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Cobalt twisted forum legend
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Vigorous locale
  07/15/25
Lol
Scarlet sanctuary
  07/15/25
jfc 180
dull sexy church
  07/15/25
...
titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Motley spruce base
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
high-end dilemma macaca
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan
  07/14/25
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tripping godawful trailer park
  07/14/25
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Scarlet sanctuary
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
wut
Anal plum rigpig
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Ebony kitty
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
silver odious hissy fit cumskin
  07/14/25
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Cobalt twisted forum legend
  07/15/25
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Fiercely-loyal galvanic cruise ship
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Exciting weed whacker
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irate public bath laser beams
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burgundy feces old irish cottage
  07/15/25
People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Electric Territorial Knife Whorehouse
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Exciting weed whacker
  07/15/25
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swashbuckling volcanic crater native
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bespoke boltzmann
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Charismatic hunting ground
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vivacious nursing home sandwich
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Scarlet sanctuary
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Fantasy-prone rigor
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idiotic amethyst blood rage garrison
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bespoke boltzmann
  07/15/25
we all have brother
titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
...
titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
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Cobalt twisted forum legend
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
flickering abode
  07/14/25
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sepia genital piercing round eye
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
seedy chapel immigrant
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Cobalt twisted forum legend
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
canary dysfunction
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Hateful Out-of-control Depressive Regret
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Soggy hairless state
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
irradiated bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Nofapping Pit
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
ruby milk
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
Vigorous locale
  07/15/25
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vibrant rough-skinned home boistinker
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dull sexy church
  07/15/25
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Scarlet sanctuary
  07/15/25
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titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
titillating spot half-breed
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Ebony kitty
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: tripping godawful trailer park

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dull sexy church

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater native

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Nudist gaped roommate famous landscape painting

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: high-end dilemma macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Charismatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Cobalt twisted forum legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Vigorous locale

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dull sexy church

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Motley spruce base

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: high-end dilemma macaca

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: tripping godawful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Chest-beating insanely creepy coldplay fan

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Anal plum rigpig

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: silver odious hissy fit cumskin

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cobalt twisted forum legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal galvanic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Exciting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: irate public bath laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: burgundy feces old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Electric Territorial Knife Whorehouse

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Exciting weed whacker

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling volcanic crater native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Charismatic hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious nursing home sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: idiotic amethyst blood rage garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bespoke boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cobalt twisted forum legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: flickering abode

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: sepia genital piercing round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: seedy chapel immigrant

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Cobalt twisted forum legend

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: canary dysfunction

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hateful Out-of-control Depressive Regret

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Soggy hairless state

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Nofapping Pit

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: ruby milk

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous locale

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: vibrant rough-skinned home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: dull sexy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Scarlet sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: titillating spot half-breed

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Ebony kitty

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)