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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge famous landscape painting

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Slippery Vibrant Bbw

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge famous landscape painting

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle locale

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sapphire odious newt

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Bisexual trust fund casino

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Self-absorbed shrine

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: twinkling talented ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria faggot firefighter

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria faggot firefighter

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria faggot firefighter

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Bonkers ladyboy

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Self-centered school cafeteria faggot firefighter

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sapphire odious newt

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Unholy citrine location

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: twinkling talented ceo

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge famous landscape painting

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed indian lodge famous landscape painting

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Ocher Cowardly Mexican National

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: vivacious zippy space dopamine

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: fragrant point

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: flesh generalized bond

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: sable hominid voyeur

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: henna cuckoldry

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Old Irish Cottage Pit

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: effete metal alpha

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: buff set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bonkers ladyboy

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: magical razzle-dazzle locale

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Transparent unhinged hospital round eye

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)