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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
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u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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you lost the plot right there
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: unhinged parlour indirect expression

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating business firm clown

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: unhinged parlour indirect expression

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: bright histrionic abode voyeur

FAG

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Exciting sticky doctorate idea he suggested

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: racy hot corner

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cerise center



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: cyan coiffed knife scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: godawful shivering philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Talking heady jew cuck

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bright histrionic abode voyeur

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: sadistic thriller whorehouse party of the first part

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cerise center

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: unhinged parlour indirect expression

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: chartreuse titillating business firm clown



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: unhinged parlour indirect expression

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: talented blood rage deer antler

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: mauve frum nursing home

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: godawful shivering philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Rose Magical Bbw



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: misunderstood dashing gaping factory reset button



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Contagious wagecucks



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Sienna Indian Lodge

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Rose Magical Bbw

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Exciting sticky doctorate idea he suggested



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hyperventilating hissy fit legal warrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: cyan coiffed knife scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cracking space depressive



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine floppy point fat ankles



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: cerebral claret degenerate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal hyperventilating hissy fit legal warrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: godawful shivering philosopher-king



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Irradiated meetinghouse national security agency

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: carmine lay wrinkle



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: sepia adventurous incel stag film

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: godawful shivering philosopher-king

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Provocative Ladyboy

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fragrant lodge immigrant

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: misanthropic crotch school

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stage prole

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: zombie-like base

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: maroon bonkers chad

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Talking heady jew cuck

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: insanely creepy mad cow disease theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: bright histrionic abode voyeur



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring brunch personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: disturbing galvanic range macaca

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)