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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Aqua zombie-like den
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Khaki tanning salon reading party
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Aqua zombie-like den
  07/14/25
100%
Exhilarant puppy nursing home
  07/15/25
FAG
electric police squad
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Dark kink-friendly prole
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Maize contagious brethren
  07/14/25
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excitant haunting station
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Exhilarant puppy nursing home
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Bearded site queen of the night
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
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Wonderful parlor shitlib
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Bearded site queen of the night
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Bearded site queen of the night
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Bearded site queen of the night
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Aromatic Slate Dragon
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
spectacular magenta gas station striped hyena
  07/15/25
Lol
Bearded site queen of the night
  07/15/25
jfc 180
electric police squad
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Exhilarant puppy nursing home
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
flushed death wish
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
excitant haunting station
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Aqua zombie-like den
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Khaki tanning salon reading party
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Bearded site queen of the night
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Aqua zombie-like den
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
wut
Trip Black Woman Chapel
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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180 national hairy legs
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appetizing mad cow disease ticket booth
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
black laser beams digit ratio
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
180 national hairy legs
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Dark kink-friendly prole
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Wonderful parlor shitlib
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heady nibblets
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Avocado resort
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we all have brother
Exhilarant puppy nursing home
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Exhilarant puppy nursing home
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Aromatic Slate Dragon
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Boyish Internal Respiration
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Pearly cerebral shrine
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
vivacious institution liquid oxygen
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Aromatic Slate Dragon
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
razzmatazz dull mother
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Bateful unhinged lay volcanic crater
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
azure histrionic senate
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Vibrant Transparent Crackhouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Orange mind-boggling hall
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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mustard school
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electric police squad
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Bearded site queen of the night
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Exhilarant puppy nursing home
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Exhilarant puppy nursing home
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Aqua zombie-like den

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Khaki tanning salon reading party

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Aqua zombie-like den

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: electric police squad

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Dark kink-friendly prole

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Maize contagious brethren

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: excitant haunting station



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Wonderful parlor shitlib



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Slate Dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: spectacular magenta gas station striped hyena

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: electric police squad

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: flushed death wish

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: excitant haunting station

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Aqua zombie-like den

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Khaki tanning salon reading party



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Aqua zombie-like den

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Trip Black Woman Chapel

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive Temple

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Slate Dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Lake goyim theatre



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: 180 national hairy legs



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Navy vengeful codepig center



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: appetizing mad cow disease ticket booth



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: black laser beams digit ratio

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: 180 national hairy legs

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Dark kink-friendly prole



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Avocado resort



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Wonderful parlor shitlib



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: white soul-stirring stage immigrant



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: heady nibblets



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: aquamarine foreskin bawdyhouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Avocado resort



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Slate Dragon



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Boyish Internal Respiration

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Pearly cerebral shrine



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vivacious institution liquid oxygen

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Slate Dragon

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz dull mother

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bateful unhinged lay volcanic crater

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: azure histrionic senate

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Vibrant Transparent Crackhouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Orange mind-boggling hall

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Beady-eyed clear indian lodge cuckold

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: spectacular magenta gas station striped hyena

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: mustard school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: electric police squad



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Bearded site queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant puppy nursing home

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Sienna Hairraiser Brunch Idea He Suggested

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id#49104451)