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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
twisted friendly grandma mexican
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
trip naked wagecucks reading party
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Cowardly well-lubricated voyeur
  05/10/24
No
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Bistre Stirring Space Ratface
  05/10/24
180
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Insecure bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
180
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
fluffy tanning salon turdskin
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
mind-boggling gunner
  05/10/24
180
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
fluffy tanning salon turdskin
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
bossy ruby sanctuary jewess
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Embarrassed to the bone fishy factory reset button
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
shimmering lascivious nibblets step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
...
cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Magical Dysfunction Indian Lodge
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
scarlet mewling background story
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
brindle cracking hunting ground
  05/10/24
...
Vermilion Titillating Affirmative Action Spot
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
offensive milky theatre
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Insecure bawdyhouse
  05/10/24
180
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
aphrodisiac hell skinny woman
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Snowy whorehouse codepig
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
brindle cracking hunting ground
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Harsh Bbw
  05/10/24
...
rough-skinned racy state
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
marvelous alpha
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Rusted cumskin antidepressant drug
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
plum swashbuckling point halford
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Bistre Stirring Space Ratface
  05/10/24
...
Hilarious Institution
  05/10/24
...
misanthropic heaven
  05/10/24
...
brindle cracking hunting ground
  05/11/24
Kike!
stimulating pungent theater stage round eye
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Cowardly well-lubricated voyeur
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Bonkers abnormal range gaming laptop
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
comical people who are hurt
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Abusive lodge
  05/10/24
...
Magical Dysfunction Indian Lodge
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
wonderful casino
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
rose gas station
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
comical people who are hurt
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
odious theater
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
comical people who are hurt
  05/12/24
probably no one
cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse
  05/12/24
...
misanthropic heaven
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Maize dashing sound barrier
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
opaque macaca
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
comical people who are hurt
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Snowy whorehouse codepig
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
opaque macaca
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Snowy whorehouse codepig
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
salmon house-broken blood rage
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Mischievous faggotry
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Snowy whorehouse codepig
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
shimmering lascivious nibblets step-uncle's house
  05/12/24
...
Maize dashing sound barrier
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: twisted friendly grandma mexican

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: trip naked wagecucks reading party

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Cowardly well-lubricated voyeur

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Bistre Stirring Space Ratface

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Insecure bawdyhouse

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: fluffy tanning salon turdskin

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling gunner

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: fluffy tanning salon turdskin

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: bossy ruby sanctuary jewess

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fishy factory reset button

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: shimmering lascivious nibblets step-uncle's house

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Magical Dysfunction Indian Lodge

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: scarlet mewling background story

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: brindle cracking hunting ground

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Vermilion Titillating Affirmative Action Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: offensive milky theatre

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Insecure bawdyhouse

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hell skinny woman

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Snowy whorehouse codepig

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: brindle cracking hunting ground

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Harsh Bbw

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: rough-skinned racy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: marvelous alpha

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Rusted cumskin antidepressant drug

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: plum swashbuckling point halford

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Bistre Stirring Space Ratface

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Hilarious Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: misanthropic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: brindle cracking hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: stimulating pungent theater stage round eye

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Cowardly well-lubricated voyeur

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Bonkers abnormal range gaming laptop

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: comical people who are hurt

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Abusive lodge

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Magical Dysfunction Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: wonderful casino

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: rose gas station

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: comical people who are hurt

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: odious theater

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: comical people who are hurt

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: cerebral pink international law enforcement agency crackhouse

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: misanthropic heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Maize dashing sound barrier

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: opaque macaca

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: comical people who are hurt

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Snowy whorehouse codepig

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: opaque macaca

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Snowy whorehouse codepig

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: salmon house-broken blood rage

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Mischievous faggotry

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Snowy whorehouse codepig

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: shimmering lascivious nibblets step-uncle's house

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Maize dashing sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2...id#47655570)