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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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harsh doobsian alpha
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Cream adventurous pistol
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
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  12/11/14
...
sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
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hairraiser station
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Sable razzle-dazzle pit
  08/17/20
...
Blathering Church Building Dingle Berry
  12/12/14
jesus
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
...
Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
rusted indian lodge
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
hairless masturbator
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
harsh doobsian alpha
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
hairless masturbator
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
bat shit crazy associate casino
  12/11/14
:(
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
180
opaque codepig
  12/11/14
...
autistic keepsake machete national security agency
  06/04/17
...
Buff Histrionic Field
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
geriatric pervert
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
saffron organic girlfriend
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Pink judgmental karate jewess
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
hairraiser station
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
hairraiser station
  12/11/14
lol
Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
aromatic psychic base
  12/11/14
...
yellow kitty cat cumskin
  06/04/17
...
talented mexican
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
crimson center gunner
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Crusty parlor sound barrier
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
comical gay wizard parlour
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
charismatic impertinent native ceo
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
comical gay wizard parlour
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Ruby haunting selfie queen of the night
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
harsh doobsian alpha
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
violet irate idea he suggested
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
sinister macaca
  12/11/14
...
charismatic impertinent native ceo
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
?
Wild awkward legal warrant bbw
  12/11/14
...
Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park
  12/11/14
the departing
concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
...
bistre point
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
high-end nowag
  12/11/14
...
Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/15/17
180
Fragrant Theatre Famous Landscape Painting
  12/11/14
...
sickened national
  12/11/14
...
sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
...
lake abode
  06/04/17
...
Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
harsh doobsian alpha
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
Excitant jap shrine
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
learning disabled persian site
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
racy heaven
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
brass soul-stirring hall hairy legs
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
comical gay wizard parlour
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
Violent elite yarmulke
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
Bearded location mother
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
hairraiser station
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
Pls post
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
carmine provocative address
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
carmine provocative address
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
carmine provocative address
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
fishy digit ratio
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
Mint rehab
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
fuck
brass soul-stirring hall hairy legs
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
oh my god
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Aphrodisiac community account circlehead
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
carmine provocative address
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
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  12/11/14
...
white factory reset button
  02/11/16
...
Obsidian marvelous resort
  12/11/14
...
geriatric pervert
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Grizzly Jet-lagged Affirmative Action
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
lol
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
...
Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
yellow kitty cat cumskin
  12/11/14
lol
sickened national
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Walnut locus
  12/13/14
...
Seedy Striped Hyena
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Wild awkward legal warrant bbw
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
...
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
startled clear sanctuary
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
fuck
Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
irradiated abusive patrolman
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
comical gay wizard parlour
  12/11/14
oh dear
bat shit crazy associate casino
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
mentally impaired indigo boiling water useless brakes
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Topaz Misanthropic State Place Of Business
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Filthy temple
  12/11/14
95%
Bipolar Lettuce Locale
  12/12/14
:(
glittery blood rage
  12/12/14
holy shit
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  12/12/14
...
harsh doobsian alpha
  02/11/16
JFC
Nighttime property idiot
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression
  12/11/14
...
hairraiser station
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
7
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
:(
white factory reset button
  01/22/15
invalid link
wine odious clown
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Stimulating effete senate telephone
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
red piazza
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
aromatic psychic base
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
red piazza
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
Excitant jap shrine
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
high-end nowag
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Shaky cerebral stage elastic band
  12/11/14
...
mauve church chad
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Shaky cerebral stage elastic band
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
trip vengeful internal respiration
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
Excitant jap shrine
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
spectacular honey-headed range
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
Excitant jap shrine
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Appetizing gaped chapel
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
Excitant jap shrine
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Wild awkward legal warrant bbw
  12/11/14
120 :(
glittery blood rage
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
citrine really tough guy trump supporter
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
comical gay wizard parlour
  12/11/14
...
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  12/12/14
...
Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
Mint rehab
  12/11/14
...
Orchid bisexual goyim brunch
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
electric dark plaza
  12/12/14
...
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
...
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
harsh doobsian alpha
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
citrine really tough guy trump supporter
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
light confused shitlib
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Disgusting corner roast beef
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
pontificating public bath crotch
  12/11/14
lmao
Gay Orchestra Pit Depressive
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Cowardly Whorehouse
  12/12/14
...
flesh foreskin
  12/12/14
...
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
learning disabled persian site
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Big scarlet garrison travel guidebook
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
floppy home
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
irradiated abusive patrolman
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Offensive Pocket Flask Main People
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
dun cracking gas station
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
mauve church chad
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Lilac dilemma cuck
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
Flatulent spot trust fund
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
Seedy Striped Hyena
  12/11/14
...
Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
claret principal's office
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Underhanded curious university
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
agreed
Seedy Striped Hyena
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
laughsome theater stage regret
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
laughsome theater stage regret
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Obsidian marvelous resort
  12/12/14
...
laughsome theater stage regret
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
ty
laughsome theater stage regret
  12/13/14
...
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/13/14
this is great
boyish ruddy menage
  12/13/14
...
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/13/14
...
bonkers goal in life
  12/12/14
...
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
...
laughsome theater stage regret
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Nighttime property idiot
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
rusted indian lodge
  12/11/14
...
Mint rehab
  12/11/14
...
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/11/14
harsh
Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  12/11/14
...
Cowardly Whorehouse
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender
  12/11/14
lolol
Bipolar Lettuce Locale
  12/12/14
...
sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness
  12/11/14
jfc
Useless heady double fault
  12/12/14
...
maize market
  12/12/14
...
bonkers goal in life
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon
  12/12/14
...
Orchid bisexual goyim brunch
  12/12/14
still
Umber Contagious Brethren Area
  12/12/14
...
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/13/14
fuck
Aqua galvanic dog poop
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
Violent elite yarmulke
  12/13/14
...
copper gaming laptop rigor
  12/22/14
...
bistre point
  01/23/15
...
lake abode
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Lilac dilemma cuck
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Zippy giraffe wrinkle
  12/12/14
...
Titillating faggot firefighter
  12/12/14
...
sinister macaca
  12/12/14
padded as usual
laughsome theater stage regret
  12/12/14
...
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  01/22/15
...
bistre point
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Wild awkward legal warrant bbw
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
razzle french chef
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Milky hell
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon
  12/22/14
Sick
Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Milky hell
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
rusted indian lodge
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
Emerald mind-boggling set
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner
  01/22/15
...
Passionate Azn
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
aquamarine sweet tailpipe school cafeteria
  01/23/15
uvt actually
boyish ruddy menage
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
harsh doobsian alpha
  01/23/15
...
aquamarine sweet tailpipe school cafeteria
  01/23/15
brutal
concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
harsh doobsian alpha
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
maize market
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
white factory reset button
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Drab alcoholic den private investor
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
harsh doobsian alpha
  09/15/17
...
naked newt box office
  04/25/15
:(
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage
  02/11/16
:(
white factory reset button
  02/11/16
...
vivacious brilliant tanning salon mood
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
multi-colored filthpig
  06/04/17
...
autistic keepsake machete national security agency
  08/02/17
...
Twinkling nursing home weed whacker
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
harsh doobsian alpha
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Twinkling nursing home weed whacker
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
Vibrant bronze stock car love of her life
  08/17/20
...
Drunken disrespectful house pisswyrm
  08/17/20
great bump
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  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Cream adventurous pistol

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: hairraiser station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Sable razzle-dazzle pit

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Blathering Church Building Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: rusted indian lodge

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: hairless masturbator

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: hairless masturbator

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: bat shit crazy associate casino

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: opaque codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: autistic keepsake machete national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Buff Histrionic Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: geriatric pervert

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: saffron organic girlfriend

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Pink judgmental karate jewess

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: hairraiser station

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: hairraiser station

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: aromatic psychic base

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: yellow kitty cat cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: talented mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: crimson center gunner

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Crusty parlor sound barrier

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: comical gay wizard parlour

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: charismatic impertinent native ceo

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: comical gay wizard parlour

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Ruby haunting selfie queen of the night

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: violet irate idea he suggested

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: sinister macaca

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: charismatic impertinent native ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Wild awkward legal warrant bbw

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: bistre point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: high-end nowag

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: sickened national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: lake abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Excitant jap shrine

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: learning disabled persian site

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: racy heaven

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: brass soul-stirring hall hairy legs

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: comical gay wizard parlour

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Violent elite yarmulke

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Bearded location mother

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: hairraiser station

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: carmine provocative address

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: carmine provocative address

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: carmine provocative address

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: fishy digit ratio

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Mint rehab

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: brass soul-stirring hall hairy legs

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac community account circlehead

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: carmine provocative address

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Wild awkward legal warrant bbw

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: white factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: geriatric pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Grizzly Jet-lagged Affirmative Action

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: yellow kitty cat cumskin

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: sickened national

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Walnut locus

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Seedy Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Wild awkward legal warrant bbw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: startled clear sanctuary

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: irradiated abusive patrolman

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: comical gay wizard parlour

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: bat shit crazy associate casino

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired indigo boiling water useless brakes

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Topaz Misanthropic State Place Of Business

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Filthy temple

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Bipolar Lettuce Locale

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: glittery blood rage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Nighttime property idiot

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Startling arousing step-uncle's house generalized bond

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: hairraiser station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: poppy vigorous kitchen indirect expression

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: white factory reset button

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: wine odious clown

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Stimulating effete senate telephone

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: red piazza

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: aromatic psychic base

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: red piazza

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Excitant jap shrine

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: high-end nowag

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Shaky cerebral stage elastic band

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: mauve church chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Shaky cerebral stage elastic band

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: trip vengeful internal respiration

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Self-absorbed primrose ticket booth

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Excitant jap shrine

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: spectacular honey-headed range

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Excitant jap shrine

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Appetizing gaped chapel

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Excitant jap shrine

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Wild awkward legal warrant bbw

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: glittery blood rage

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: citrine really tough guy trump supporter

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: comical gay wizard parlour

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Mint rehab

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Orchid bisexual goyim brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: electric dark plaza

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: citrine really tough guy trump supporter

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: light confused shitlib

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Disgusting corner roast beef

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: pontificating public bath crotch

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Gay Orchestra Pit Depressive

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Cowardly Whorehouse

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: flesh foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: learning disabled persian site

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Big scarlet garrison travel guidebook

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: floppy home

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: irradiated abusive patrolman

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Offensive Pocket Flask Main People

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: dun cracking gas station

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: mauve church chad

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Lilac dilemma cuck

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Flatulent spot trust fund

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Seedy Striped Hyena

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant beta knife multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: claret principal's office

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Underhanded curious university

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Seedy Striped Hyena

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Obsidian marvelous resort

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: boyish ruddy menage

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: bonkers goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Nighttime property idiot

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: rusted indian lodge

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Mint rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Unholy stirring mad-dog skullcap voyeur

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Cowardly Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Cruise Ship Sex Offender

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Bipolar Lettuce Locale

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: sepia supple stag film twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Useless heady double fault

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: maize market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: bonkers goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Orchid bisexual goyim brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Umber Contagious Brethren Area

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Aqua galvanic dog poop

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Violent elite yarmulke

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: copper gaming laptop rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: bistre point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: lake abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Lilac dilemma cuck

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Zippy giraffe wrinkle

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: sinister macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: laughsome theater stage regret

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: bistre point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Wild awkward legal warrant bbw

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: razzle french chef

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Milky hell

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Lavender Diverse International Law Enforcement Agency Dragon

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Dashing Water Buffalo Trailer Park

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Milky hell

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: rusted indian lodge

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Emerald mind-boggling set

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling burgundy sandwich partner

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: Passionate Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe school cafeteria

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: boyish ruddy menage

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: aquamarine sweet tailpipe school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: concupiscible iridescent space fortuitous meteor

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: maize market

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: white factory reset button

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Drab alcoholic den private investor

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: naked newt box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious Motley Cuckoldry Old Irish Cottage

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: white factory reset button

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: vivacious brilliant tanning salon mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: multi-colored filthpig

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: autistic keepsake machete national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Twinkling nursing home weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: harsh doobsian alpha

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Bateful School Scourge Upon The Earth

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Twinkling nursing home weed whacker

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2...id#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant bronze stock car love of her life

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Drunken disrespectful house pisswyrm



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: thriller hot potus

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